Saturday, April 5, 2008

Alvin and the Chipmunks Gangster Rap!


Lyrics

Yeah... You know its me, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
You know we back again for our second gangsta rap.
Yeeaaah, I'll put this shit on youtube, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, that's how it is when you in my hood, my hood,
My little cubby hole, whatever you wanna call it.
It dont matter, I dont care... Sh-shut up!

Just 'cause we're small don't mean we won't bite your balls.
You mess with us and we will have to fuckin' kill you all,
Because we gangsta, and see, that we dont really care,
That when you pet us, you feel like you touching pubic hair.

The same type of hair that's growing up in your pants,
And when you catch the crabs, it makes you wanna dance.
And when it's valentines day, don't go to Hallmark,
'Cause if you a true gangsta, you'd go to Walmart.

See, we'll talk about shit that don't make no sense.
We so gangsta that Dave's too scared to ask for rent.
Your momma like us, and you know that she don't give a fuck,
To let us gangsta ass chipmunks to put it in her butt.

See, Brittany is my bitch, Jeanette is Simon's,
'N Eleanor is Theodore's and in my whip we ridin'.
Sellin' and smokin' drugs, that's our daily lives,
Shooting pigeons for fun because we so high.

You ain't nothing to us, 'cause we straight gangstas,
G-A-N-G-S-T-A-S but no haters.
So if I see you in my hood, I'm gonna punch your face,
And pee on it afterwards 'cause I ran out of mace.

I hate you and chocolate cake, so STFU!
I use pee 'cause I ran out of mace, so stop hatin'.
You ain't nothin' but a fake, so stop playin'.
I'm a G and here to stay, so suck on my balls.

See, here we are once again and we ain't doin' nothing',
'Cept getting drunk, smokin' weed, and a little booty touching.
And did I ever mention that I hate cockeyed giraffes?
I punch 'em in the head and then I sit there and I laugh.

Being gangsta is all I know, shit I ain't playin'.
I grab a sprinkler like a gun and then I start sprayin'.
I hate the cops because they think that they so big and bad.
To protect and to serve? Shit, ya'll ain't nothin' like that.

You tried to put me in jail 'cause I hit an old lady?
What would you do if she said she wanna have yo baby?
See that's some f-ed up poop, that bitches mind was looped,
She wanted my acorns to touch her hula hoop.

That's what I thought, you dumbass, donut eating, fatass bitch,
Leave me alone and never come back to this place, you dig?
See, I'ma do what I do and I can say what I say,
Because I'm a chipmunk that's gangsta everyday.

I hate you and chocolate cake, so STFU!
I use pee 'cause I ran out of mace, so stop hatin'.
You ain't nothin' but a fake, so stop playin'.
I'm a G and here to stay, so suck on my balls.

Yeah, that's how we do it, know what I'm sayin'?
We gangstas... Alvin and the mother fuckin' gangsta Chipmunks.
If an old lady tries to call you her baby daddy?
And wanna have your baby? You punch that old ass bitch in the face.
Shit, you know what though? If you dont like me... Fuck you!
I'm gangsta. I'm gangsta. This is how it is.
Ya'll ain't never heard a chipmunk talk like this, but we gangsta.
Yeah, peace, love and chicken fried rice. Motha- *beep*
West Sideyeee!
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Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Penis Festival!!!


The Japaneses really are an odd bunch. Eating chocolate penis while they have rock hard mochi throw at them and a bunch of men warped in towels carry a giant cock into a temple...

LOL! My god, so wierd! So, yeah, what do you think?

They have this festival for women so that they have good luck of having kids!
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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Puzzle!

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Friday, March 14, 2008

I stole a dragon!


Yes, it's very childish, but I did it because a friend told me to, so yeah...
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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Waaaaaaa!
Allissa went outta state! I can't go to her house this weekend! Why did she go? I really dunno! I feel like I'm gonna die! She hasn't talked to me in three days! I can't survive this! Waaaaaa!

The movie this is from is Shinobi. It's a very sad Japanese movie and the opening means Sad and Sorrow in english. It's called Shinobi Toshiro.



The movie is soo sad! You should watch it!

This song is soo deep. It's the Serial Experiments Lain opening. It's called Duvet. So sad... The anime's sad too... And confusing, but sad...

Original Music Video:


Lain Opening:


Duvet Acustic Version:


Lyrics:
And you don't seem to understand,
A shame you seemed an honest man,
And all the fears you hold so dear,
Will turn to whisper in your ear.
And you know what they say might hurt you,
And you know that it means so much,
And you don't even feel a thing.

I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all.

And you don't seem the lying kind,
A shame then I can read your mind,
And all the things that I read there,
Candle lit smile that we both share.
And you know I don't mean to hurt you,
But you know that it means so much,
And you don't even feel a thing.

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe.
I am hurting, I have lost it all, I am losing,
Help me to breathe.

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe.
I am hurting, I have lost it all, I am losing,
Help me to breathe.

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe.
I am hurting, I have lost it all, I am losing,
Help me to breathe.
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Sad Exchange by Finger Eleven

Lyrics:
Quietly thinking to myself
Sharing half our mind instead of none.
The shakings just begun,
The pleasantries are gone,
This sad exchange pleased neither one of us.

So we finally gave up,
The meanings tend to give out,
The time was gone to act out,
This living torture, living torture.

No talking when I want you to listen.
No talking 'cause it's living torture, living torture.

Don’t know why, don’t know why,
We can’t stand aside.
There are all too many faces
We don't see right.
If I had known back then
Whatever I know now,
I'd think I’d have answers,
But I don’t know why.

So we finally gave up,
The meanings tend to give out,
The time was gone to act out,
But Here I am and I’m still living.

No talking when I want you to listen.
No talking 'cause it's living torture, living torture.
No talking when I want you to listen.
Don't tell me what I’m trying to say to you.

Both of us know
What it sounds like in my mind.
Now both of us know
What it sounds, it sound like.
Both of us know
What it sounds like in my mind.
Now both of us know,
Now both of us know.

No talking when I want you to listen.
No Talking 'cause it's living torture, living torture.
No talking when I want you to listen.
Don't tell me what I’m trying to say to you.
To you. To you.

Quietly thinking to myself,
This sad exchange pleased neither on of us.



Lying From You by Linkin' Park

Lyrics:
When I pretend everything is what I want it to be,
I look exactly like what you had always wanted to see.
When I pretend, I can’t forget about the criminal I am.
Stealing second after second just cause I know I can, but,
I can’t pretend this is the way it’ll stay I’m just trying to bend the truth.
I can’t pretend I’m who you want me to be, so I’m lying my way from you.

No, no turning back now.
I wanna be pushed aside, so let me go.
No, no turning back now.
Let me take back my life, I’d rather be all alone.
No turning back now.
Anywhere on my own 'cause I can see.
No, no turning back now.
The very worst part of you is me.

I remember what they taught to me.
Remember condescending talk of who I ought to be.
Remember listening to all of that and this again.
So I pretended up a person who was fittin’ in.
And now you think this person really is me and I’m trying to bend the truth.
But the more I push the more I'm pulling away 'cause I'm lying my way from you.

No, no turning back now.
I wanna be pushed aside so let me go.
No, no turning back now.
Let me take back my life, I’d rather be all alone.
No turning back now.
Anywhere on my own 'cause I can see.
No, no turning back now.
The very worst part of you,
The very worst part of you is me.

This isn’t what I wanted to be,
I never thought that what I said would have you running from me.
Like this.
This isn’t what I wanted to be,
I never thought that what I said would have you running from me.
Like this.
This isn’t what I wanted to be,
I never thought that what I said would have you running from me.
Like this.
This isn’t what I wanted to be,
I never thought that what I said would have you running from me.
Like This.

You.
No turning back now.
I wanna be pushed aside so let me go.
No, no turning back now.
Let me take back my life, I’d rather be all alone.
No turning back now.
Anywhere on my own 'cause I can see.
No, no turning back now.
The very worst part of you,
The very worst part of you is me.
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