Saturday, April 5, 2008

Alvin and the Chipmunks Gangster Rap!


Lyrics

Yeah... You know its me, Alvin and the Chipmunks.
You know we back again for our second gangsta rap.
Yeeaaah, I'll put this shit on youtube, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, that's how it is when you in my hood, my hood,
My little cubby hole, whatever you wanna call it.
It dont matter, I dont care... Sh-shut up!

Just 'cause we're small don't mean we won't bite your balls.
You mess with us and we will have to fuckin' kill you all,
Because we gangsta, and see, that we dont really care,
That when you pet us, you feel like you touching pubic hair.

The same type of hair that's growing up in your pants,
And when you catch the crabs, it makes you wanna dance.
And when it's valentines day, don't go to Hallmark,
'Cause if you a true gangsta, you'd go to Walmart.

See, we'll talk about shit that don't make no sense.
We so gangsta that Dave's too scared to ask for rent.
Your momma like us, and you know that she don't give a fuck,
To let us gangsta ass chipmunks to put it in her butt.

See, Brittany is my bitch, Jeanette is Simon's,
'N Eleanor is Theodore's and in my whip we ridin'.
Sellin' and smokin' drugs, that's our daily lives,
Shooting pigeons for fun because we so high.

You ain't nothing to us, 'cause we straight gangstas,
G-A-N-G-S-T-A-S but no haters.
So if I see you in my hood, I'm gonna punch your face,
And pee on it afterwards 'cause I ran out of mace.

I hate you and chocolate cake, so STFU!
I use pee 'cause I ran out of mace, so stop hatin'.
You ain't nothin' but a fake, so stop playin'.
I'm a G and here to stay, so suck on my balls.

See, here we are once again and we ain't doin' nothing',
'Cept getting drunk, smokin' weed, and a little booty touching.
And did I ever mention that I hate cockeyed giraffes?
I punch 'em in the head and then I sit there and I laugh.

Being gangsta is all I know, shit I ain't playin'.
I grab a sprinkler like a gun and then I start sprayin'.
I hate the cops because they think that they so big and bad.
To protect and to serve? Shit, ya'll ain't nothin' like that.

You tried to put me in jail 'cause I hit an old lady?
What would you do if she said she wanna have yo baby?
See that's some f-ed up poop, that bitches mind was looped,
She wanted my acorns to touch her hula hoop.

That's what I thought, you dumbass, donut eating, fatass bitch,
Leave me alone and never come back to this place, you dig?
See, I'ma do what I do and I can say what I say,
Because I'm a chipmunk that's gangsta everyday.

I hate you and chocolate cake, so STFU!
I use pee 'cause I ran out of mace, so stop hatin'.
You ain't nothin' but a fake, so stop playin'.
I'm a G and here to stay, so suck on my balls.

Yeah, that's how we do it, know what I'm sayin'?
We gangstas... Alvin and the mother fuckin' gangsta Chipmunks.
If an old lady tries to call you her baby daddy?
And wanna have your baby? You punch that old ass bitch in the face.
Shit, you know what though? If you dont like me... Fuck you!
I'm gangsta. I'm gangsta. This is how it is.
Ya'll ain't never heard a chipmunk talk like this, but we gangsta.
Yeah, peace, love and chicken fried rice. Motha- *beep*
West Sideyeee!
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