juss sum random pics...you prolly 'aveint seen 'em...or maybe you 'ave,i mean,we put 'em on our site but people take 'em an stuff
ok...thats me wen i wos like....err...16
ha!thats murdoc wen he wos 10..he had a afro!
thats kong
eh...jaime juss drew this
this really pissed me off....im bein eaten by a soddin crocodile thing!
people wanted ta kno why me eyes are black,'ow i got into gorillaz, 'ow i met murdoc an 'ow i got me nickname 2D...'eres the answer
2D:Well...i wos workin as a
saturday boy at me dads Organ Emporium...wen al-
Murdoc:Me and my gang of snaggle-toothed hardnuts decided enough was enough.What'd we do is nick a car,burn it around town,bulid up a bitof speed and then launch it through the music shop window,ramraid stylee!!That way,right,we could smash some stuff up,get all the latest equipment free,and have a laugh doing it.The fact that the car landed on 2D's face was just a bonus.
2D:I member the day quite clearly actually,umm,I wos standin behind the counter,like,staring into space.Id prolly been in that position for...errr...three hours or so.Juss standin there.
Murdoc:Like some kind of moron!
2D:Suddenly,Murdoc came smashin thro the wall of the building in 'is Vauxhall Astra,which lands bumper first on the side of me head.
Murdoc:Happy days'!....That's when your eye came out,wasn't it?
2D:Yea..the first one..it didint come out..it wos pushed inward...fractured!God that did hurt!Then i wos put into a catatonic state!
Murdoc:You were just a vegetable,instantly.If I hadn't a been laughing so much,I probably would have heard the cops pulling up outside.
2D:Murdoc wos arrested an sentenced ta 30,000 hrs of community service,plus 10 hrs every week takin care of me.
Murdoc:God bless the British Justice System,eh?Unbelievable!They put ME in charge of YOU!It was a bit of a drag,but we used to have a lot fun of during those sessions.You wouldn't remember that though.You were just a comatosed plank really.Actually,it was like looking after a bag of cement.I used to slap you,punch you,kick you,drag you and catapulted you but you never woke up!!
2D:Really?
Murdoc:But one day,we were in the car park in Nottingham,and I was pulling a whole load of very snazzy 360 degree donuts.I had a proper burn on,and was getting some good smoke off the tyres.The girls that were standing around were really impressed.So I thought I'd take it up a notch,took my foot of the break and went for a grand finale!I was probably hitting about 90,when 2D got catapulted through the windscreen.He flew about 500 yards,landing face-first on a curb.......errr...OOPS!
2D:Really...again?
Murdoc:Yeah.That's when your second eye went.You flew through the widescreen at 70 miles an hour,landing on your head once more.You skidded on your face for maybe,half a mile,but when you came round,my God!
2D:The impact awoke me!
Murdoc:He stood up really slowly,his back still towards me,and really slowly turned around,like one of those zombies in those films he watches,and there were.......no eyes!Just two black holes,a vacant stare.
2D:That must 'ave been pretty scary.
Murdoc:No,mate.I saw it!It looked great!A blue-haired,black-eyed God!The girls would go wild!I knew I had it.You were still alittle bit mental,but I had my frontman!Despite the mess,and the fact that half of your face was hanging off,I could see that the girls would go crazy for his pretty-boy looks,so I made him the Gorillaz singer.Then,I gave him the nickname 2D because of the two dents he now sported on his face!
well....murdoc got drunk again...he wos singin that barbie girl song....the one that goes ima barbie girl in the barbie world or sumthin like that...then he took off 'is clothes an started dancin.....after that he took 'is knickers off! he wos runnin 'round kong naked! worst part wos noodle saw 'im an screamed real loud..i mean so did i but....errr...noodle can scream loud....well ill prolly go poke me eyes out or sumthin cos that wos a real horrid sight ta see
im 'appy
a while back like maybe.....errr....a week ago or sumthin like that...this girl told me i wos fergalicious.........it made me 'appy...why..i dunno it juss did....so im 2Dlicious now.. :D
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City's breaking down on a camel's back
They'll just have to go coz they don't know wack
So all you fill the streets, it's appealing to see
You won't get undercounted 'cause you're bad and free
You got a new horizon it's an ephemeral style
In a melancholy town where we never smile
And all I want to hear is the message beep
My dreams they come a kissin' 'cos I don't get to sleep, no
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all there on your stride
It is ticking, fallin' down
Love forever, love is free
Let's turn forever, you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Laughing Gas, these Haz mats
Fast Cats, lining them up like ass cracks
Lay these ponies at the track
It's my chocolate attack
Shit I'm stepping in hotter this year
Care bear reppin' it harder this year
Watch me as I gravitate hahaha
Gonna ghost town
This Motown
With your sound you're in the blink
Going to bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With your sound you kill the inc.
So don't stop get it, get it
Until your Cheddar ahead-a
And watch the way I navigate
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all there on your stride
It is ticking, fallin' down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Dont stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate , aha-hahahaha!
Dont stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate aha-hahahaha!
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