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Wednesday, May 9, 2007
answer them
1) are kids who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see 'em?
2) wen French people swear do they say pardon my english?
3) "cute as a button" ss that suppose ta be a compliment? since wen are buttons cute?
4)why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat macaroni?
5)who wos the 1st person ta look at a cow and say, "i think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink wot comes out"?
6)who wos the 1st person ta say, "see that chicken over there ... i'm gonna eat the f1sr thing that comes out if its arse"?
7)isn't Disney World jus' a people trap operated by a mouse?
8)why is it illegal ta park in a handicapped parking space but its ok ta use a handicapped toilet?
9)why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting ta eat?
10) don’t ya find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
11) why woud superman want ta leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
12) why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
13) if wen people freak out they are said ta be "havin a cow", wen cows freak out are they said ta be "havin a person?"
i feel sorry for people who dont drink or do drugs. cause sumday theyre goin ta be in a hospital bed, dyin, an they wont kno why.
heres sum advice
wen life gives ya lemons, make orange juice an leave the world wonderin how the hell you did it.
2D
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