Tuesday, September 20, 2005

   Total W00tness!
I just hit Crystal top! ((Instead of Rock bottom [Heh Heh!]) Anyway, a flood of ideas just hit me for the video game Ganondorf and a couple of my other friends are in the process of making. I already got an idea of who I want to compose the music for our game. Furthermore, I found the copywrite government website. Here I can copywrite whatever we have completed in our videogame. For now, al I have is the character drawings, game ideas, level blueprints, and game schematics.

+}-{!� !� 7()+@1 \/\/007/\/�$$! (Translated from 1337 language: This is total Wootness!)
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

   The Quiz results of today is...

Your anime expression is determined!


What's Your Anime Expression?
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Friday, September 16, 2005

   Quiz results of the day is...

You are Shadow.


What Final Fantasy VI Character are you?
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your weapon is your own mouth and quick thinking,
you can convince anyone to do whatever you want
by asking them with sound effects, facial
expressions, and even humor, you are in control
and are great at sorting out


What is your weapon? with anime pics !
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Like the internet? Both Lain (from "Serial
Experiments Lain") and you seem to have
the motto that the computer can connect you to
another world and that you can become a
different person when connected.


What's Your Inner Anime Motto?
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You're lonely,a loner,a mysterious person who need
to get out and enjoy life to the
fullest!Lighten up,your friends are there to
help you!!!


What Personality do you have?(random KoOl anime pics)
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

   A TRUE Jackson...
Jackson - nickname given to someone who is forgetful/does something stupid.

Ness: So C.Falcon, did you remember to bring my bat back from your baseball game?

C.Falcon: Uh...
Ness: ... YOU JACKSON! You know I need that for battle!

C.Falcon: I remember giving that back to you already.

Ness: Yeah, sure.

C.Falcon: ...

Ness: Remember to bring my back back tommorow.

C.Falcon: Alright Alright! but I'm telling you, i don't have it.

(The next day)

Ness: You have it today, C.Falcon?
C.Falcon: Have what?
Ness: My bat!
C.Falcon: Oh uh... *Sigh* Falco will tell you where it is.

Ness: *after coming up to Falco* You have my bat?

Falco: Go ask Fox. He should know.
Ness: ...

Ness finds Fox at a baseball store by the SSB plaza.

Ness: Where's my bat, Fox!?
Fox: Uh... You had it last.
Ness: Yeah right you Jackson! First C.Falcon, now you? Great. You owe me BIG time man.

Fox: *Hands him a metallic bat* I came here to to buy you that for a substitute since you don't have your bat right now.

Ness: It's not the same. Batty and I have been together for years... And you lost it!?

Fox: calm down man. At least this one is more durable. Furthermor, I didn't loose it. As a matter of fact, I didn't have it!

Ness: ...
Fox: Just take it, ok?
Ness: Fine.

(The next day on Onett)

Ness makes a homerun bat swing on C.Falcon.

Ness: ...And thats for forgetting my bat and giving it to Falco the other day!

Falco: Dude! He said he didn't have it!
Ness: *Hits a homerun on Falco* Whatever!

Fox: Are you sure you didn't forget it at home? *Gets knocked off the screen in a homerun fashion*

Ness: No!

Announcer: Game!

(Back at the hotel)

Mailman: Special delivery from Ness' Mom in Onett.

Ness: Huh? *Takes the packages and opens it up seeing a letter and opening it up*

------------------
Letter reads:

Dear Son,

Here is your favorite bat you wanted back for us to repair. Hope you like how it swings.

Love, Mom.
------------------

Ness: ...

C.Falcon: Whose the Jackson now, ey Ness?

Ness: *Anime Veins* TAKE A HIKE! *Wacks C.Falcon with his favorite bat and he gets sent down the hall*
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

   Short Comic: Meta Lawsuit
(Meanwhile, somewhere in deep space, Meta Ridley is creating major chaos on some planet)

Samus: *After running into the town Ridley was destroying* Freeze Ridley!
Ridley: (Looks at her with a cold stare) Bite My Shiny Metal Tail!
Bender: (Appears out of nowhere) Hey! You stole my lines!
Ridley: So?
Samus: �
Bender: Your using a copyrighted phrase that only I can say!

Ridley: (Looks at him with an uninterested look) Like I care? I can say and do what ever I want! So sue me!

Bender: Then I shall! See your Tail in court! (Disappears)
Samus: Now you�ve done it� You don�t realize what you just gotten yourself into.
Ridley: *anime veins* Shuddaaaap! (Flies off)

(The next day in the courtroom somewhere on Earth)

Policeman: Court case #19,678 Ridley vs. Futurama

Judge: (After looking at the large Metallic dragon and raises an eyebrow) Isn�t that �no pets allowed in courtroom� law still in effect?

Policeman: Uh� Your honor, the dragon is the defendant.
Judge: Oh� (Looks even closer) Is that thing even real?
Ridley: *Anime veins* What do you think I am!? Some sort of metallic prop!?
Judge and Samus: �
Judge: Anyway� Mr. Ridley, how do you plead?
Ridley: Innocent but hungry!
Judge: (Rolls eyes and then looks to Bender) Mr. Bender, please state your case.

Bender: Your honor, as you know, I have copyrighted many phrases. Stating in each copyright I pacifically stated that no one is to use those words unless I allow them to.

Zebesian Lawyer: OBJECTION!
Judge: Overruled�

Bender: As I was saying, no one is allowed to use those phrases without my permission. And this fool (Points to Ridley) used it without my permission.

Ridley: (Growls loudly) Why you impudent little pipsqueak! At least I know how to say stuff without making it vulgar like you do, Bender!

Bender: Can it metal mouth!
Ridley: Make me!
Judge: (Slams on podium with mallet a few times) Compose yourself Ridley!

Ridley: I�m wasting my time here! Just because of some stupid phrase? Please! People use copyright words and phrases all the time and they don�t get sued!

Lela: That�s because they are allowed to.

Ridley: �And I�m not!? How low is that!? I mean come on! For the last couple of years I�ve been getting sued for stupid stuff. But for saying a blasted copyrighted phrase!? This is just down right trifling!

Bender: You know what's trifling?
Ridley: Say it and I'll make you sing folk songs infront of everyone in the courtroom.
Bender: On second thought...

(Bickering starts in the courtroom)

Judge: (Slams on podium with mallet a few times) Order! Order in the courtroom! *Sigh* Court will be resumed 20 minutes from now. Dismissed.

With that, the judge gets up and goes into the back room.

Ridley: (Motions the 'off with your head' gesture to Bender)

Bender: (In sign language) Watch what you gesture fool, you may get sued by someone else following this lawsuit. Hehe! Hehe!

Ridley: *Anime Veins*

(20 minutes later)

Judge: Has the Jury reached a verdict?
Someone in the Jury: Yes, we find the defendant, Meta Ridley, guilty but still hungry.

Ridley: You read my mind� Hmm� I think jury shish-ca-bob sounds like something that would fill me up.

Same person in the jury: Uh� on second thought, Innocent but hungry.
Bender: Oh please! You�re all afraid of a big overgrown lizard? You wusses!
Ridley: Watch it Bender or I�ll use you for a toothpick after my next meal.
Bender: �

Judge: (Slams on podium with mallet a few times) ENOUGH! Get this overgrown lizard out of my courtroom before I send him to the state prison!

Samus: Even if you did, he�ll break out.
Judge: Maximum security then!
Samus: You don�t have the technology to keep him locked him up.
Judge: Who are you to say that we don�t?
Samus: I�m a bounty hunter whose been tracking this dragon for years.
Judge: � Whatever� Just get him out of the courtroom.

Samus: With pleasure� (Charges up her Ice Beam, shoots it at Ridley, freezing him from head to toe)

(Hours later on Brinstar)

Samus: *After nailing Ridley with one of her missiles* So, have you learned your lesson, Ridley, not to steal other people�s lines?

Ridley: �
Samus: Well?
Ridley: Yeah, Whatever!

Man with black shades, having a big crazy hairdo, wearing a black shirt and blue pants: Hey bub! You stole my lines!

Ridley: *Roars and then engulfs the guy* Mmmm� Tastes like chicken. *Throws up a mangled pair of cracked shades*

Samus: (Nails Ridley with a fully charged energy blast at point blank, sending him off into the stars) Tsk Tsk� He�ll never learn.

(Meanwhile, Back on Earth)

Fry: So, feel better, Bender, since you got all that money from Ridley?

Bender: Ah... It was worth it. More importantly, I got something he wish he never lost... *Pulls out a debit card labelled 'Zebesian Master Card'* Hehehehehe!

Lela: Bender! You didn't!

Bender: Ya! So? Hmm... I wonder how much the dragon has in his acount... *Goes outside and sticks the card into an ATM machine*

Suddenly the total amount of 5 trillion dollars pop up on the screen.

Bender: Oh yeah! I'm rich! In your face Meta! *presses the 'drain account' option* Hello life of luxury!

(Meanwhile, back at the hotel)

Meta Ridley is at an ATM machine with a Zebesian Visa. He then puts in and tries to withdraw money and gets an 'no money in account' message.

Ridley: What the... BEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!
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Sunday, September 11, 2005

   ...And today's comic is...
(Meanwhile, at the SSB Plaza...)

C.Falcon: Ok, I have an idea!
Falco: What?

C.Falcon: How about we play that one game I made up when we was fighting on Big Blue yesterday?

Ganondorf: You mean that 'Whose on car?' game?

C.Falcon: Um... Yeah! But this time, don't be cheap Ganondorf and attack me when I'm on the car unless your on it too.

Ganondorf: Heh heh...

Falco: Falcon, you know Ganondorf never plays by the rules!

Ganondorf: *Looking all innocent* Who me?

Falco and C.Falcon: YES YOU!
Ganondorf: Why I'd never!
C.falcon: Your in denial...
Ganondorf: No I'm not!
Falco: Whatever!

(Hours later above Big Blue)

Falcon lands on Car#13 while Ganondorf and Falco duke it out ontop of the Falcon. Suddenly, Falco is knocked down onto Car#6.

C.Falcon: YOU ON CAR!? (Starts going after Falco and beats him up)

All of the sudden, Ganondorf stomps C.Falcon, sending him to the top of the screen.

Falco:* Sigh* Here we go again!

After Ganondorf and Falco resume fighting on the Falcon, the Captain comes up behind Ganondorf, while he was distracted with fighting Falco, and does his falcon punch on him, knocking Ganondorf off the screen.

Ganondorf: That's it! Your dead!

Ganondorf starts to mop the floor with C.Falcon.

Falco: Ganondorf! You shouldn't be the one that is mad! Falcon should be! You cheated!

Ganondorf:(Inbetween Ko'ing Falcon) Shut it or your next!

Falco: ...

After Ko'ing Falcon about 10 times in a row, he does the same to Falco.

Falco: Hey wait! I didn't do nothin... Uwaaaaaaaaaahhh! *Gets sent into the stars*

(Back at the hotel)

C.Falcon: That's it! I ain't playing that game with you no more!

Ganondorf: Man, whatever!

Falco: Hey look! The matchboard says Ganondorf's a predator!

Ganondorf:*Does his taunt* Oh yeah! whose da man!?

C.Falcon:It sure ain't you! You cheated!

Ganondorf: ...

(The next day after a few matches and seeing predator on all his scores once again)

Ganondorf: Hi Zelda, hi Peach! *They run off screaming as well as a bunch of others with them*

Ganondorf: *Anime veins* What's up with this!? Ok! I'm getting to the bottom of this. *Storms off to the Head Room*

Ganondorf then kicks the door down and finds a strange humanoid alien like creature in breastplate armor around his chest and waist and a weird looking helmet with hair coming out of it. Scaly skin can be seen because its chest and legs are open to the air.

Ganondorf: You... Uh... Who exactly are you anyway?

Alien: That isn't important right now. The thing that is important is that you are known as SSBM’s best predator. I envy you. You know why?

Ganondorf: Uh... no...
Alien: Because you are better than me!
Ganondorf: So?

Alien: You don't get it do you? I was the best! I defeated an alien race! ...And what about you? You beat everyone here in a humiliating defeat!

Ganondorf: That's not even half of it!
Alien: How about we fight? Right now! Right this instant!
Ganondorf: Look, i don't have time to mess with some freakish alien! I got better things to do!

Suddenly the alien tackles Ganondorf and they fight for hours in the Head Room, messing up everything. Ganondorf then ends the fight with his grabbing dive attack that sends the alien out the window.

Teenage Link: *Comes in* Is everything ok? What the!? What happened to that alien dude that was filling in for the announcer?

Ganondorf: You mean that weak fool that challenged me to a fight? I launched him out the window.
T. Link:*Yells out the door* Hey everybody, Ganondorf defeated the Predator!

(Fanfare and cheers outside)

Zelda: Finally! Now we only have to deal with one predator.
Ganondorf: What's that supposed to mean!?
Zelda: Oh... nothing...
Ganondorf: Why you... *Chases after Zelda*
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Friday, September 9, 2005

   The quiz results of the day is...

You are Ganondorf you are the main enemy


What Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time Character Are You?
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You are Samus! Protected by a full suit of armour,
and armed with tons of powerful weapons, you
are always ready for everything. You are a
lone fighter, preferring to fight on your own
as opposed to battling on a team. You don't
really need any help in battle, as you are
always capable of holding your own. Don't be
afraid to ask for help if it's needed, because
not all battles can be fought alone.


Which Super Smash Bros. character are you? (Lots of results and cool pictures!!!)
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Ridley You are a person who is skilled at
fighting but is also equally skilled at making
decisions on your first priorities when in
serious trouble.


What Metroid boss are you?
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You are Falcon! the buff guy with tights.His weapon
is his own fists.he wears blue tights..big
yellow gloves..ugly yellow shoes..a red helmet.
His favorite color is blue.


What super smash brothers character are you?
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

   Today's poll is...

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

   And the quiz results of the day is...

Geez... how'd you end up with this one... You are
Sephiroth... Even amongst the elite troops of
SOLDIER, Sephiroth is known to be the best.
His past is locked away in a confidential file
held by Shinra, Inc. His giant sword, which
only he can handle, has extremely destructive
power. Said to have disappeared in a battle
years ago, his current whereabouts are unknown.


What FF7 Charcter Are You???
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Thursday, September 1, 2005

   :P
Refined short comic:

(Somewhere over Mute City)

C.Falcon: *After Knocking Mario into the stars he does his taunt* ...NOW DANCE!

Mario: *after coming back from the starts* Ok! *Does the Mario*

C.Falcon: *Confused look on his face* No no no... This is how you do it. *Start to break dance*

Mario: *Does the Monkey*

C.Falcon: *Covers face with hand and shakes head* I don't beleive this... *Does the Robot*

Hours later after 'getting down' with their BAD selfs.

C.Falcon: Ok... You can't dance!

Mario: Yes-a I can!

C.Falcon: You call that made up dance of yours and the Monkey a good way to dance!? Speaking of the Monkey, I would only expect that from DK. But you; your not a primape. So that's no excuse.

Mario: ... *Anime viens*

C.Falcon: Or have you gone ape?

Mario: *Goes into a slide to knock the Captain over*

C.Falcon: Seiges the moment by jumping up in the air and doing his Falcon kick that sends Mario over to the edge of the field.

The plat form lands as Mario gets back up on the race track but gets Ko'ed by a passing race car.

(After the match back at the SSB Hotel)

C.Falcon: Seriously Mario, you need to learn to dance!
Mario: Then-a show me.
C.Falcon: *Hands him a DVD entitled "You MUST dance vol. 999"
Mario: Thank-a you! *Goes into his room and pops the DVD in the DVD player*

Lady announcer: You are watching 'You must dance vol. 999'. (She then says it in Italian) Step one: Your body must be flexible.

Boy in a straw hat: Like mine! Hehe! *Stretches cheek about a few inches away from teeth while smiling*

Mario: *Eyes bulge and closely looks at the boy, jerking head forward* WHOA!

Lady announcer: First lesson...

(4 hours later)

Mario *Sigh of relief* I'm-a tired. *Falls asleep in a chair*

(The next day above Big Blue)

C.Falcon: *After Ko'ing Mario off the screen with his Falcon punch, he does his taunt again* ...NOW DANCE LIKE THAT DVD SHOWED YOU!

Mario *After coming back* Here we go!! *Music changes to a Mario techno remix*

Mario then goes into a spin and down to the splits, comes back up and starts break down dancing, does the Macarena (I just had to add that in), The Tootsie roll (Yes I am that old), The Perculator (See what I put in last parenthesis), The Butterfly, That dance that DK does in the opening credits of DK Conutry 1, and ending with the Moonwalk.

Unfortunately, he falls off the platform and gets Ko'ed again, not by one racing car, but a whole slew of racing cars!

(After the match back at the hotel)

C.Falcon: You did pretty good... But ya still not as good as me!
Mario: ... *Looks at scoreboard*
C.Falcon: WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU GET DANCE MASTER!? BUT I'M THE ONE...
Mario: Bettah Luck-a next time!
C.Falcon: *Storms off into his room*

Roy: What's up with him? *Peeks at scoreboard under Mario's scores* WHAT THE...!? *Runs off to tell Marth*
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