Friday, July 15, 2005

   You want million Dollah? ...Oh Yeah!!!
So today i got me another controller for my Gamecube. While I was at it, I felt like beating up a few Ganondorfs at level 9 on SSBM. Sorry Ganondorf!

I know he's gonna be mad that i keep whoopin' up on his dude but, hey! I gotta keep up my skill somehow and Ganondorf and a few others up there like Mario, Dr. Mario and Luigi are there to keep me going.
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Thursday, July 14, 2005

   >_<
I am soooo mad today! My one and ONLY gamecube controller is broken.

!@#$%^&*())(*&$%^&*(^$%$%^&**(()()!!!!!!!!!!

The above is how i feel. Yeah, I know that was a little bit random but, its totally appropriate. what makes me more mad is that my parents wont take me to get another one until a few weeks. Unless I got some money.

That ain't happening cuz the 20 dollars I got for a previous musical gig is going towards the Trigun soundtrack (The First and Second Donuts) I wanted to buy.

Hmmm.... But the good thing is I found my blasted N64 and a couple of N64 games I didn't want. :D i'll think I'll sell them and see what I get for em!
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Concauction 'o' brave concaution!
Sushi and jelly sandwich!

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Short Comic:

(Based off of a true match I had today on Super Smash Brothers Melee)

Gotta beat em' all up! Gotta beat em all up! ...Pokemon!

Roy: (after a few lengthy fights with Pichu, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff) *To all three* You all are pathetic; stinking up SSBM with your deemyness!

Pikachu: (angry) Pika!
Pichu: Pi!

Marth: Its all they can say, don't bother trying to carry on pointless conversations with them.

Jigglypuff: Jiggly... puff!

Roy: Enough of that you immatation of Kirby!

Suddenly everything goes black as the scenery turns to the Final Destination board.

Marth: Uh... Roy... Where are we? (No response from Roy) ROY!

???: Roy won't be joining you for this fight, human!

Marth: Who are you!? Show yourself!

Suddenly a strange pokemon with a long tail teleports in.

Marth: OMG! Just because I beat up 3 weak little pokemon, I'm faced with this loser?

???: I'll show you whose gonna be the loser! *telekinetically blasts Marth to the edge of platform*

Marth: It will take more than that to take me down! So, who are you?

???: Hmm... I haven't had a worth opponent in a while. I only reveal my name to those who I think are worthy opponents. You are one of them.... My name... is Mewtwo.

Marth: Good! Another Pokemon I can add to the list of wiping the floor with!

Mewtwo: We'll see about that! *Charges*

Marth slashes at Mewtwo sending him back to his edge of platform. Mewtow fires a ball of energy and Marth blocks. Mewtwo takes that opportunity to grab and blasts him a few times. Marth then uses his b attack to send him up in the air towards the right.

Mewtwo: I'm not that easily to be defeated! *Comes down and is slashed back into the air again by Marth*

Marth: *Yawns* WEAK!

Mewtwo: *Teleport behinds Marth* Who you calling weak, human!? *Uses a smash attack but is countered thus sending him off the platform*

Marth does his taunt...

Announcer: GAME!

Scene switches back to Hyrule Temple where Mewtwo, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Pikachu and lying on the ground, all beat up.

Roy: ...And where were you Marth?

Marth: Fighting that Mewtwo loser on Final Destination.

Roy: Can I finish them off? *Pulls out a bomb-omb out from behind his back*

Marth: How about we both? *Pulls out a bomb-omb out from behind his back*

Both swordsmen nod and then throw the bombs, sending all 4 Pokemon off the screen.

Marth and Roy once again do their taunts...

Announcer: Victory Fire Emblem!
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Monday, July 11, 2005

Concauction = Anything that is put togther that is weird.
Anyone who makes this brave concauction is trully a MAN or WOMAN:

...Peanut butter and CABBAGE sandwich!

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Short Comic:

Shake: (While chasing Meatwad throughout the house) Come here you little theif! I know you did it! I know you stole my PDA! *Catches up to Meatwad and drags him outside to Carl's pool, throws him in, and sits on him* Now you stay in there until your ready to confess your crime!

Frylock: Yo Shake, you seen Meatwad anywhere?

Shake: Me? No!

Carl: GET OUT OF MY POOL!

Shake jumps out and up comes Meatwad as a lead pipe is thrown at him. *It hits Meatwad instead of Shake*

Meatwad: Ow! Frylock you keep that crazy man away from me! He tried to drown me because he thinks I stole his stupid PDA!

Shake: Stupid? STUPID!? *Picks up the lead pipe* I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID... (Starts chasing Meatwad around the pool) COME HERE YOU!

Frylock: (after firing bolts of energy infront of Shake to stop him from chasing Meatwad) Enough! You treat him like crap everyday! You know that!?

Shake: I do?

Frylock: Yes you do! Don't act dumb! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't blast you into the next millenium!

Shake: Cuz your my friend. And friends... (Meatwad: Blast em' Frylock!) You shut up! Don't hurt each other. No matter... (Gets blasted by Frylock into a portal that sends him into the next millenium)

Portal opens up on the other side and Shake finds himself in a post apocalyptic place of New Jersey.

2kreturner: (after teleporting in with an army of guys in mechanized suits) Welcome... to the next millenium! Bow to me! I am your new master!

Shake: Yeah right! What makes you think I'd serve a little shrimp like you?

2kreturner: ...GET HIM! (The men and 2k chase Shake down the street)
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Saturday, July 9, 2005

   Another day in paridise.... O_o yeah right!
My family and I went to a reunion where 'My Brother's band' performed.

Who is 'My Brother's band' you say? It's the band that my father and I are in!

Yes, thats right, the sole purpose for going down there was and play for the family. Unfortunately, the mother did us dirty. How? (The subject is dead, its none of your business!)

To sum up how my day went, I can only say...

Its been frightening and wonderful all at the same time - Philip Burkhead

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Short Comic:

Meanwhile, in Hyrule temple, Marth and Roy are fighting Link and Zelda.

Link: You may have background music alternately here in Super Smash Brother's Melee but, it's originally OUR board. Your just guests! So quit acting like you own it!

Marth: (after blowing back Link with a bomb-omb.) And why is it that everytime our music is availible, after beating the game with most of the charcters, the players MOST OF THE TIME choose our music over yours?

Link: (after recovering from what would of knocked him of the screen by climbing onto a high platform) Hmm... I never thought about it.

Sheik: (after morphing from Zelda and pummeling Roy) By far Link IS the better swordsman! Marth, you just have that stupid sword dance. At least Link can shoot arrows and stuff like that.

Roy: (after using his up and b attack on Sheik and following up with his sword dance) Arrows, a boomerang, and a bomb? You fight with with a primitive arsenal. You need skill to win!

Link: I'LL SHOW YOU SKILL! (runs, jumps up with sword about to come down on Roy and accidentally lands on a small platform where Marth throws a capsule down from above. Marth lands lin his place as Link is sent flying into the air and into the stars) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Roy: Humph! Pathetic!

Sheik: LINK! *looks to Marth* Why you! *uses her slam attack on Marth* Unfortunately, Marth counters and Sheik is sent backward and Roy knocks her further; off the stage that is.

Marth and Roy do their taunts...

Announcer: Victory Fire Emblem!


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Friday, July 8, 2005

   Contributions anyone?
I need contributions to my music server. If you can, email me about it and we can talk about it.
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A short comic:

And around the corner comes Dr. Steward and look! Here comes C. Falcon... Oh no! its Dr. Stewart... Now its C. Falcon... Its a close tie but, Omg!

*Channel is changed to the Dukes of Hazards*

Ur: (gets up with sn angry grin on his face* Hey! What the... TURN THAT BACK! I was watching that!

Ignignot: *Grabs remote out of Ur's hand, throws it on the floor and blows it up with a 2d ray gun* Watching primitve lifeforms drive in stonage cars on long and boring roads for hours upon hours is a waste of time.

Ur: Well this crap is even... *sits down as a car goes flying in the air*

Ignignot: I thought so... *Walks off* Have fun.
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Thursday, July 7, 2005

   Web server is now up!
You heard right! I finally got my Anime & Game music server up. If you want the username and password, just pm me.

2kreturner's Anime & Game Music Server
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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

   2kreturner's Anime & Game Music Server
Yeah. You heard right, I have gone ftp! On this site will be featuring my whole anime & game music collection.

However, I am having problems trying to share my files. I'm going to email the webmasters about that. I've followed every possible guide in their online help about this issue (not that it heiped much).

I guess the program that I'm working with isn't so good after all. Any suggestions?

Also, go to Xerver to get an ftp site of your own.
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Monday, July 4, 2005

   Ideas
I guess I would be doing things backward since I'm thinking about creating the endings for each character in my robot fighting game. So what! We all have our preferences!

As of now I have just finished the lyrics to one of the endings thanks to the help of Ganondorf.
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Sunday, July 3, 2005

You get the idea?

Your Miroku! all that matters in life is who is
going to be your next boyfriend/girlfriend and
where to take him/her next. Not to worry
though, because you are bright and you do your
school work. And hey, you even have a fan club!


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