Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Concauction 'o' brave concaution!
Sushi and jelly sandwich!

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Short Comic:

(Based off of a true match I had today on Super Smash Brothers Melee)

Gotta beat em' all up! Gotta beat em all up! ...Pokemon!

Roy: (after a few lengthy fights with Pichu, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff) *To all three* You all are pathetic; stinking up SSBM with your deemyness!

Pikachu: (angry) Pika!
Pichu: Pi!

Marth: Its all they can say, don't bother trying to carry on pointless conversations with them.

Jigglypuff: Jiggly... puff!

Roy: Enough of that you immatation of Kirby!

Suddenly everything goes black as the scenery turns to the Final Destination board.

Marth: Uh... Roy... Where are we? (No response from Roy) ROY!

???: Roy won't be joining you for this fight, human!

Marth: Who are you!? Show yourself!

Suddenly a strange pokemon with a long tail teleports in.

Marth: OMG! Just because I beat up 3 weak little pokemon, I'm faced with this loser?

???: I'll show you whose gonna be the loser! *telekinetically blasts Marth to the edge of platform*

Marth: It will take more than that to take me down! So, who are you?

???: Hmm... I haven't had a worth opponent in a while. I only reveal my name to those who I think are worthy opponents. You are one of them.... My name... is Mewtwo.

Marth: Good! Another Pokemon I can add to the list of wiping the floor with!

Mewtwo: We'll see about that! *Charges*

Marth slashes at Mewtwo sending him back to his edge of platform. Mewtow fires a ball of energy and Marth blocks. Mewtwo takes that opportunity to grab and blasts him a few times. Marth then uses his b attack to send him up in the air towards the right.

Mewtwo: I'm not that easily to be defeated! *Comes down and is slashed back into the air again by Marth*

Marth: *Yawns* WEAK!

Mewtwo: *Teleport behinds Marth* Who you calling weak, human!? *Uses a smash attack but is countered thus sending him off the platform*

Marth does his taunt...

Announcer: GAME!

Scene switches back to Hyrule Temple where Mewtwo, Pichu, Jigglypuff, and Pikachu and lying on the ground, all beat up.

Roy: ...And where were you Marth?

Marth: Fighting that Mewtwo loser on Final Destination.

Roy: Can I finish them off? *Pulls out a bomb-omb out from behind his back*

Marth: How about we both? *Pulls out a bomb-omb out from behind his back*

Both swordsmen nod and then throw the bombs, sending all 4 Pokemon off the screen.

Marth and Roy once again do their taunts...

Announcer: Victory Fire Emblem!
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