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Sunday, August 28, 2005

   Heh heh...
After all these fight comics I produced, I decided to take a crack at a funny one.
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*After coming back into Onett*

Ness: Mom! I'm home (sees stuff packaged up) Uh... What's all these boxes doing here?

Ness' Mom: Good, your back! Oh and these? We're moving...

Ness: But why?

Mom: Pokey's father sold our house.

Ness: But how could he?

A flashback takes them back to a man in an alligator tux standing, infront of a bunch of guys sitting in chairs, at a podium. Behind him says "Cheapskates are us".

Man: Ness' house starting at 20 grand. Do I hear 30 grand?

Some dude: 50 grand!
Man: 50 grand! Do I hear 60 grand?
Another dude: 65 grand!
Man: 65 grand! Do I hear 70 grand?
A dudette: 80 grand!
Man: 80 Grand! Do I hear 90 Grand?
Roy and Marth: 500 grand!
Man: *eyes bulge* F-f-five hundred grand!? 500 grand! Do I hear 600 grand!?

Long silence...

Man: 500 grand going once... Going twice...
Pokey's Father: 10 million!

Everyone: *Oohs and aahs*.

Marth: Aw man!
Roy: Don't tell me you forgot the other billion dollars at home!
Marth: Ok then, I won't tell you.

Man: Sold to the gentleman in the back!

Marth: Uh actually Roy...
Roy: Yeah?
Marth: Remember all those men I hired to rebuild our kingdom?
Roy: Don't tell me you spent it all on that!
Marth: Ok then i won't tell you.
Roy: *Anime veins* THAT WAS OUR MONEY 'TO SPEND' not the joint treasury!
Marth: ...

Flashback ends.

Ness' mom: And thats how it all was.

Ness: But you told me nothing! You just stared off into space and just told me what you just said.
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