Thursday, September 1, 2005

   :P
Refined short comic:

(Somewhere over Mute City)

C.Falcon: *After Knocking Mario into the stars he does his taunt* ...NOW DANCE!

Mario: *after coming back from the starts* Ok! *Does the Mario*

C.Falcon: *Confused look on his face* No no no... This is how you do it. *Start to break dance*

Mario: *Does the Monkey*

C.Falcon: *Covers face with hand and shakes head* I don't beleive this... *Does the Robot*

Hours later after 'getting down' with their BAD selfs.

C.Falcon: Ok... You can't dance!

Mario: Yes-a I can!

C.Falcon: You call that made up dance of yours and the Monkey a good way to dance!? Speaking of the Monkey, I would only expect that from DK. But you; your not a primape. So that's no excuse.

Mario: ... *Anime viens*

C.Falcon: Or have you gone ape?

Mario: *Goes into a slide to knock the Captain over*

C.Falcon: Seiges the moment by jumping up in the air and doing his Falcon kick that sends Mario over to the edge of the field.

The plat form lands as Mario gets back up on the race track but gets Ko'ed by a passing race car.

(After the match back at the SSB Hotel)

C.Falcon: Seriously Mario, you need to learn to dance!
Mario: Then-a show me.
C.Falcon: *Hands him a DVD entitled "You MUST dance vol. 999"
Mario: Thank-a you! *Goes into his room and pops the DVD in the DVD player*

Lady announcer: You are watching 'You must dance vol. 999'. (She then says it in Italian) Step one: Your body must be flexible.

Boy in a straw hat: Like mine! Hehe! *Stretches cheek about a few inches away from teeth while smiling*

Mario: *Eyes bulge and closely looks at the boy, jerking head forward* WHOA!

Lady announcer: First lesson...

(4 hours later)

Mario *Sigh of relief* I'm-a tired. *Falls asleep in a chair*

(The next day above Big Blue)

C.Falcon: *After Ko'ing Mario off the screen with his Falcon punch, he does his taunt again* ...NOW DANCE LIKE THAT DVD SHOWED YOU!

Mario *After coming back* Here we go!! *Music changes to a Mario techno remix*

Mario then goes into a spin and down to the splits, comes back up and starts break down dancing, does the Macarena (I just had to add that in), The Tootsie roll (Yes I am that old), The Perculator (See what I put in last parenthesis), The Butterfly, That dance that DK does in the opening credits of DK Conutry 1, and ending with the Moonwalk.

Unfortunately, he falls off the platform and gets Ko'ed again, not by one racing car, but a whole slew of racing cars!

(After the match back at the hotel)

C.Falcon: You did pretty good... But ya still not as good as me!
Mario: ... *Looks at scoreboard*
C.Falcon: WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU GET DANCE MASTER!? BUT I'M THE ONE...
Mario: Bettah Luck-a next time!
C.Falcon: *Storms off into his room*

Roy: What's up with him? *Peeks at scoreboard under Mario's scores* WHAT THE...!? *Runs off to tell Marth*
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