Sunday, September 11, 2005

   ...And today's comic is...
(Meanwhile, at the SSB Plaza...)

C.Falcon: Ok, I have an idea!
Falco: What?

C.Falcon: How about we play that one game I made up when we was fighting on Big Blue yesterday?

Ganondorf: You mean that 'Whose on car?' game?

C.Falcon: Um... Yeah! But this time, don't be cheap Ganondorf and attack me when I'm on the car unless your on it too.

Ganondorf: Heh heh...

Falco: Falcon, you know Ganondorf never plays by the rules!

Ganondorf: *Looking all innocent* Who me?

Falco and C.Falcon: YES YOU!
Ganondorf: Why I'd never!
C.falcon: Your in denial...
Ganondorf: No I'm not!
Falco: Whatever!

(Hours later above Big Blue)

Falcon lands on Car#13 while Ganondorf and Falco duke it out ontop of the Falcon. Suddenly, Falco is knocked down onto Car#6.

C.Falcon: YOU ON CAR!? (Starts going after Falco and beats him up)

All of the sudden, Ganondorf stomps C.Falcon, sending him to the top of the screen.

Falco:* Sigh* Here we go again!

After Ganondorf and Falco resume fighting on the Falcon, the Captain comes up behind Ganondorf, while he was distracted with fighting Falco, and does his falcon punch on him, knocking Ganondorf off the screen.

Ganondorf: That's it! Your dead!

Ganondorf starts to mop the floor with C.Falcon.

Falco: Ganondorf! You shouldn't be the one that is mad! Falcon should be! You cheated!

Ganondorf:(Inbetween Ko'ing Falcon) Shut it or your next!

Falco: ...

After Ko'ing Falcon about 10 times in a row, he does the same to Falco.

Falco: Hey wait! I didn't do nothin... Uwaaaaaaaaaahhh! *Gets sent into the stars*

(Back at the hotel)

C.Falcon: That's it! I ain't playing that game with you no more!

Ganondorf: Man, whatever!

Falco: Hey look! The matchboard says Ganondorf's a predator!

Ganondorf:*Does his taunt* Oh yeah! whose da man!?

C.Falcon:It sure ain't you! You cheated!

Ganondorf: ...

(The next day after a few matches and seeing predator on all his scores once again)

Ganondorf: Hi Zelda, hi Peach! *They run off screaming as well as a bunch of others with them*

Ganondorf: *Anime veins* What's up with this!? Ok! I'm getting to the bottom of this. *Storms off to the Head Room*

Ganondorf then kicks the door down and finds a strange humanoid alien like creature in breastplate armor around his chest and waist and a weird looking helmet with hair coming out of it. Scaly skin can be seen because its chest and legs are open to the air.

Ganondorf: You... Uh... Who exactly are you anyway?

Alien: That isn't important right now. The thing that is important is that you are known as SSBM’s best predator. I envy you. You know why?

Ganondorf: Uh... no...
Alien: Because you are better than me!
Ganondorf: So?

Alien: You don't get it do you? I was the best! I defeated an alien race! ...And what about you? You beat everyone here in a humiliating defeat!

Ganondorf: That's not even half of it!
Alien: How about we fight? Right now! Right this instant!
Ganondorf: Look, i don't have time to mess with some freakish alien! I got better things to do!

Suddenly the alien tackles Ganondorf and they fight for hours in the Head Room, messing up everything. Ganondorf then ends the fight with his grabbing dive attack that sends the alien out the window.

Teenage Link: *Comes in* Is everything ok? What the!? What happened to that alien dude that was filling in for the announcer?

Ganondorf: You mean that weak fool that challenged me to a fight? I launched him out the window.
T. Link:*Yells out the door* Hey everybody, Ganondorf defeated the Predator!

(Fanfare and cheers outside)

Zelda: Finally! Now we only have to deal with one predator.
Ganondorf: What's that supposed to mean!?
Zelda: Oh... nothing...
Ganondorf: Why you... *Chases after Zelda*
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