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Thursday, September 15, 2005


   A TRUE Jackson...
Jackson - nickname given to someone who is forgetful/does something stupid.

Ness: So C.Falcon, did you remember to bring my bat back from your baseball game?

C.Falcon: Uh...
Ness: ... YOU JACKSON! You know I need that for battle!

C.Falcon: I remember giving that back to you already.

Ness: Yeah, sure.

C.Falcon: ...

Ness: Remember to bring my back back tommorow.

C.Falcon: Alright Alright! but I'm telling you, i don't have it.

(The next day)

Ness: You have it today, C.Falcon?
C.Falcon: Have what?
Ness: My bat!
C.Falcon: Oh uh... *Sigh* Falco will tell you where it is.

Ness: *after coming up to Falco* You have my bat?

Falco: Go ask Fox. He should know.
Ness: ...

Ness finds Fox at a baseball store by the SSB plaza.

Ness: Where's my bat, Fox!?
Fox: Uh... You had it last.
Ness: Yeah right you Jackson! First C.Falcon, now you? Great. You owe me BIG time man.

Fox: *Hands him a metallic bat* I came here to to buy you that for a substitute since you don't have your bat right now.

Ness: It's not the same. Batty and I have been together for years... And you lost it!?

Fox: calm down man. At least this one is more durable. Furthermor, I didn't loose it. As a matter of fact, I didn't have it!

Ness: ...
Fox: Just take it, ok?
Ness: Fine.

(The next day on Onett)

Ness makes a homerun bat swing on C.Falcon.

Ness: ...And thats for forgetting my bat and giving it to Falco the other day!

Falco: Dude! He said he didn't have it!
Ness: *Hits a homerun on Falco* Whatever!

Fox: Are you sure you didn't forget it at home? *Gets knocked off the screen in a homerun fashion*

Ness: No!

Announcer: Game!

(Back at the hotel)

Mailman: Special delivery from Ness' Mom in Onett.

Ness: Huh? *Takes the packages and opens it up seeing a letter and opening it up*

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Letter reads:

Dear Son,

Here is your favorite bat you wanted back for us to repair. Hope you like how it swings.

Love, Mom.
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Ness: ...

C.Falcon: Whose the Jackson now, ey Ness?

Ness: *Anime Veins* TAKE A HIKE! *Wacks C.Falcon with his favorite bat and he gets sent down the hall*

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