Wednesday, January 19, 2005

FreeTALK episode 5 - Drop it like its mormon!
< set Austin trippin level=999>
So, Austin is stoned OFF HIS ASS. Yip. Uhhh…hmmm…
Austin: Missile crisis! If you know what I mean…
Chris: omg... Ms. Baker is frickin hot!
Alex: drop it like its haww, drop it like its haww
Austin: its drop it like its mormon you dumbass….dude, I need a drink. Shizzle.
Chris: I need to stop hanging out with you guyz…
Austin: and hang out with who?! Jamie!? Hahahahaha!!
Alec: omfg, you just spit on me!
Austin: oh dude, it got all over your shirt, and ur nose, and everything. YES!
aLEX: drop it like its haww, drop it likes its haww
Ian: an eskijew, or a jewskimo?
Alex: totally eskijew, man
Chris: ya, definitely
Austin: TOTTALLY!!!1!1
Alec: calm down, my moms here…
Ian: is it just me, or is he ::makes stoner gesture::
Alex: no, definitely ::makes drinking gesture::
Alec: HL2 r da pwnzorz!!!1!!
Chris: …I know you did not just compliment Halo 2.
Alec: It’s Half-Life 2 not Halo 2… n00b.
Chris: …You know what… fuck you.
Alec: I bet you would like to fuck me.
Chris: …
(ten minutes later)
Chris: I bet you would like me to like to fuck you….
::crickets_ambience.wav::
Austin: drake, like a dragon, but not. But theyre kinda in the same family though.
(insert pointless conversation with Ian here)
Alex: SO, anyway…
Chris: did she just say have the Russians just come talk with me or call me?
Alec: dude, you are almost as wasted as Austin is…
Chris: well maybe I am, damnit
::presses play on cricket_ambience.wav again::
<\Alecscomputer.exe>
Alex: His computer’s not an executable…
Chris: Oh yeah it is, this outdated piece of crap… gotta be an executable
<\austins buzz>

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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

FreeTALK episode FO’ – hi, I’m Alice
Austin: omg.my.face.is.on.fire
Alex: so how bout them Seeknay?
Colonel Sanders: im uncle sam, Americas business. Is (not business) CHICKEN!!
Chris: I gained EP
Alec: no you didn’t
Alex: I think everyones name from now on will start with the letters Ale and then another letter
Austin: mine will be Ales
Aler (chris): hahaha alice you dumb
Everyone: < pirate>har har har<\pirate>
Alec: So… what’s Christ’s name then?
Aler: Are you a frickin moron? Alex is Christ… go die.
Set alex jesus value = 0
Alex: booohooo
Aler, alec, ales: hahahahaha
Alex: ::tear:: I want to be Jesus
Alep(phil): moooo im a horse
Ale(a fly): im the drubnkest fleai evarhs
Alejesus: im the real jesus 9.0 Optimized! Goodbye!
Aler: my brother drives a car!! :: hits head on table whilst drooling::
Ales: they call me ales cuz I like seafood!
Alec: this is the worst episode
Alex runs by: SCHWING
::alex hits the wall and is split into 57 tiny 3 inch high alexs which run about attacking Tokyo::
alec: omg, its evil dead, but worse!
57 Alexs: Schwing schwing schwing
friddy von schnitzel: wang!
Alep: why are you here?
< awkward silence>

End!
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Thursday, November 25, 2004

FreeTALK episode 3: jews in space?
So today on freetalk, we will be discussing none other than semanites and the final frontier, we will start with alex, alex, your opening statement:
ALEX: I am tight
Chris: so today I went to the store
Alec: French class French class
Christ: your not in French class
Alex: call of duty=videogame
Chris: call of doody=need to go to the bathroom
Austin: my god this is stupid. Don’t put me in this, this is stupid
Alex: …. There might be life on one of the moons of Jupiter, that’s gotta be exciting for you
Chris: :{:}:}[;[];’[7863256568dfilaflu
Alec: …your mom
::Phil pops out of nowhere::
Phil: Are there hott chicks on that moon?
Alex: Maybe if your gay… I hear the life on Jupiter’s moon looks a lot like big burly men.
Phil: That’s close enough. SW33T!
< alex and Austin go to the moon to find a drink>
Alec: Where did Phil Starski come from?
Chris: That wasn’t Starski you fool, that was… Your mom!
Alec: When did my mom’s name get changed to Phil… and why does she look like a short, pudgy boy?
Chris: I think it was right around when she was born.
Alec: Yeah, toast!
Alex: Where did that come from?
Christ: …you are all frickin morons, go die
::smites all::
Endprog: Everyoneslife
Dead Alec: Wait… that can’t be the end, it’s too short.
Dead Chris: OMFG Alec STFU… it’s the end, you were smitten and now you cannot talk… yeah, it is the real end now, B!@TCH
Alex: dude, ur gay
Dead Alec: hey, wtf, why are you alive?
Alex: because I am secretly Jesus… you just can’t tell
::Alex rips off clothes to reveal haggard white robe and long hair::
RANDOM ANNOUNCER: GODLIKE!!!!
Everyone: ok…. Yeah
::Alex turns back to normal self::
Austin: so how about them Yankees?
< end>

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