Friday, July 13, 2007

*You open teh newspaper to my identity* oooOoooooOO... how personal!
1. Your Power Doesn't Work Here Anymore
2. Power Trading-------- Fucking Slowbro
3. Jay vs Sims 2 & Okami
4. Channel 9407
5.Peanut Butter
6. Channel 6020
7. Now my Dreams are Fucking With Me
8. Holy Porno!
9. What Irony- yet sad and pathetic too
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1. -Your Power Doesn't Work Here Anymore.-._.-._

Remember whe I said I was afraid of Freddy Kruger 2 weeks ago? Not anymore. What a fucker! If you ever become afraid of this baby killer, watch Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare. -_- OMG. Lamest. Movie. Ever. -_- Well, yeah. That just kills the spirit. Well, he dies in it, yeah, it's a true giveaway, but just- the actors were like Hotel Erotica actors. (yeah, seen the Hotel Erotica actors. They're on like.. max at night, but that's the kinda naked lady crap not even I could like.) The people were like... *says so boredly* "Oh, wait, no, he's right.... behind....you? Oh, that's not you... it's me. Oh. Well, I'm going to fall over and die.. riiiight, now. I'm getting paid for this shitty movie and you aren't so watc me. Are you watching?" You get it. Also, everytime Freddy did something to hurt someone, he'd say something from an old movie that was a real hit, or it was one that no one knew. It's liek he was trying to make a punch line for all the kiddies out there. No kids would watchh this shit. Why did I even watch it? Like they all say, 1,624,009 channels and all shit. 2 of them work. A Hawh hawh! -________< So yeah, take my advice if you want to hate Nightmare on Elm St. series your spirit and all respect for the film will get shot.
And die.

2. -Power Trading--------- Fucking Slowbro._.-._

*smacks face* Gowd, that FUCKING SLOWBRO!!!!!
*Prolouge*: If there's a Pookie Man hat drives me to pulling my hair out and using that to make a noose just for me, I use the work "Fucking" in front of the name. Like example, "That Fucking Totadile" from Pookie Man 2nd gaming series. I hated going up against that Jackass rivals' Totadile sooooo much in the beginning!!!! But yes. This is where our story begins.
My step sister got the alshimers or whatever makes you forget like a 999 yr old, and rememebered to bring the game cords. I love trading Pookie Man. It's like, giving a little monster and their story of abuse to someone a may actually care about-or not, with my heart oozing ink and liquids from under the sink. But, well, we did a billion trades w/ my Emerald & Ruby and Jessica's (step sister) Lf Green & Emerald. She's so generous to me. I'm one of the people who hates to get ripped off but if I held on to some crappy Pocky Moons, (says anything but the true name,) then she'd give me half way decent to anything I want. 1 thing about me is I hate legendaries. She kept giving me all kinds of them so I put them in a box never to use them again, but yes, anyways. If you ever heard that u couldn't get shinies in Emerald. You are so the fuck wrong. Get out of here. ^^; Not litterly though. You just heard from the majority, not from real eyes. My step sister always has luck with teh shinies it seems. In fact, maybe becase of sympoty, she gave me an untrained, lvl 19 Mightyena shiny because she has 2 of them. Lucky bitch. Ok, she's not a bitch, but she's got luck coming out of her asss like a rainbow. Put a pot of gold at the end, ooh, add a leprichaun with it and a unicorn and that's her. Well, yeah. I got a sympothy shiny. It makes me feel bad though when I look at it. If we ever meet GB fiend, I want you to have it. You deserve it more than me because your fucking graveler story makes me want to break a beer bottle over a table and start yelling random shit, like drunkards do. Because, honestly, that's unluck to a T. I hope you know you are unlucky person. But what makes you think I'd hate you becuae of that? Know what I'm saying? I'm unlucky to a T... shirt factory, and all they make are shirts in white with the black letters U-N-L-U-C-K-Y embedded on them. But yes. I really wanted a Slowking though on the game so Jessica was willing to go off into the wild and catch me a Slowbro and give it her own king's rock from inventory. I was touched, but the little fucker didn't evolve when we traded. So we traded back... again and again and again and... again. Nothing happened. (and I really wanted a slowbro names Sir Celtic. Ruler of Elves, and Slow People. Cuz he's teh Slow King *nudge nudge* get my drift?). A few days later, I go onto Serebii for my Pooky 411, and I end up getting late news that you need a slowpoke not to evolve, then you give it the cunt-blasted-fuck-shitted-hella-basten-bitched-ho-hooker-he ho-hoola hoop king's rock. (as you can see, I love slowkings.) (I love them dear, like the only soup I like.) So yeah. -_- That is one, fucking Slowbro.

3. -Jay vs Sims 2 & Okami.-._.-._.-._.-._.-

Found Sims 2 cheats on the internet. That's how it starts. My cousin James came over so I could watch him. He says: "Hey, put in your Sims 2 and make 1 of you and 1 of your boyfriend, Phillip." "How teh hell you know about him?" I said with no heart. Apparently, my aunt told. *1st grade*: Tattle-tale. Well, so I did that. I had to make the Sims as accurately as I could because that's how you have to do it if yer guna make yourself on there- cuz its YOU. Y. O. U. So, yes. I hate making boys on the game so Phil looked like a homeless slob-(poor guy) and I looked... like a Sim you could say. So, I made their house...wait, did I already tell about this? XD I don't remember , tell me if I did. But to sum it up, James says: "Now buy a double bed and make them have sex!" =[]!!!! "James! I didn't know you were like that!!! You're just like me!!" So yeah. After he left, I was looknig up an uncensor cheat for the game. It must be hidden well in the net, but if you know the uncensor cheat, you gotta tell me.
You gotta man.
So yeah. Well, I rented the Okami game about like, the fall of the world and a cute white wolf, and a paintbrush. I'm stuck on the part where you need to get the fruit down from the tree. (A.K.A, the very beginning.) I'm as confused as....me. There is no other simile I can use to that. O_O so, yeah, help me out there too. I've tried everything to get that plump, (which is probably decaying on the inside due to picnic ants,) fruit, down from that cheaply graphiced tree.

4. -Channel 9407-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-

Yes! I have an anime channel! There's only a few shows, other stuff is like, Mexico's issues all day long. (which I don't find my cup of tea, or my bag of cronic, whatever.) So, yes. It has Negima & Furuba & Slayers (which was a long lost love.) Apparantly, it's called the Funimation channel 5 to 6 and 9:30 to 12:30. Didn't know that. But the cable guy who couldn't get into collegs so he's paid to get into peoples' homes and tvs to do a stressing, mind-pulling-out job of fixing the ever-so seizure causing-due-to-severe-stress-all-at-once dish satelite. Give the droput credit you guys. I'd snap, after maybe an hour, but better than your average dad who sits at home and about maims a family mamber if he can't find the remote but is irony-overflowed because it happened to be he was sitting on it the whoel goddamn time. But, I was sitting there, playing with my old school, out of dated, and has dropped so many times GBA, while listening to Backstreet boys really loud in my old school, out of date, and has dropped it so many times CD player, just to make some noise and make everyone, except for the mothers because mothers ate that boy band like candy in their hands. As he was fixing, and refixing what he entirely fucked up- his fault, he would glance my way every so often and give me the look as if I'd end up on the news the next day for being the first person in history to piss of a crack head 19 year old bi-polar whose parents still refuse to help him out wit hfinancial needs and sad enough, will continue to rebel hugging him when he needs it the most. But I could tell in his eyes he wanted to throw me over the chair I was sitting in and drown me in the draining tub 1 room away that my mother was in not too long ago, but left because she had to go outside for no reason I am aware of exactly with Scott while me and Mr. Stranger were together. I thought talknig to the d00d would help, but I was too scared. But he did a bang up job! I give you props, TV REPAIR MAN! *mails gag props to his trailer, or parents house because it wasn't solid that he didn't live there* (=3

5. -Peanut Butter._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-

Apparently, Peanut Butter makes your boobs bigger. Any comments or questions about that?

6. -Channel 6020._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.

I always asked when school was still going, "Hey, anyone keep in tune with channel 6020?" It's the Pure Rock station on Sirius. I learned a trick to that thing. I was listening to Heart Shaped Glasses one calm day. It ended. I said aloud to myself, "Boy, I wish I could hear it again." I smirked, rewinded the song, and listened to it over, for a few hours. Today, I wanted to hear a rare song on it today, so I turned it on the channel downstairs and pressed pause. Before I went to dad's today, I had to FF through 8 hours of songs. To do it quickly, I FFed it x300, but depressingly, all that time and the somg was never on. What'd I expect? Get it where you are guarenteed from instinct that somethnig will happen but it leaves you fucked? Of course we have.^^ It's one of the most natural occuring ways god likes to show us his sence of humor.^^ Haw haw. It's funny now that I think about it. But, I do think humans are stupid like apes so thinking it, we kinda desered to be let down so many times, you could practicly guess what can't happen next, but it's life man, everyone's right in life when they say to themselves, "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT HERE." So we watch with popcorn in our hands, and our lovers right beside us. Laugh at the funnies, cry at the chick-flick, the love is over part. (Like the time me and Spooky cried during Click.) ((Damn you Adam Sandler)). Well, that ended up one thing to something else. Sorry. ^^ Forgive me you must.

7. -Now My Dreams are Fucking With Me.-._.-._.-._

Yep. They are. solid fact.
Tuesday: I dreampt I was on a rundowned street of NY, and I didn't know exactly what to do with my life. I found a modeling place. I went in and put on an outfit to model. I went over to the lady to tell her I was ready. The lady said, "Sorry, but we don't hire really pregnant ladies." Cheaply ironic, a mirror was next to me. It looked like I was due any second. Sure enough, I was due that second. On the street, I gave birth to a scorpion rock golem. I had to take care of it because it came out of me (who put their what in my what to make me give birth to a wierd creature...kinda like Tom Green...*lolz at own joke*...lolz..)
Wednsday: I was playing poppy men that night (like i said, everything but the true name,) and it affected a lil of my dream. I was in my cousin Alyssia's room with my dad. He was clutching a stuffed animal and rocking back in forth. (This gets very dramatic,) so I said,: "If you won't face those bad guys out there, I guess I will myself!" I go out there, millisecond later, I get shot. RIGHT IN THE NECK! I usually wake up after that, but I didn't. I was running out of air and I could feel it wall, it was itchy and wet. I was running out of air. Blood was everywhere and I didn't wake up. But I wasn't scared. (Talk about taking a bullet for your father.) Then, it fawooshed me to a new scene. Supernick 260, a good friend of RS, a rl friend from school, (I made an anime version of his char., in my mind, turned out well and it was in my dream,) he was trying to sleep on the couch @ my uncle's house (again with the house, we olny changed 1 room differ), "We've been having the same nightmares?" He asked. I agreed. (What the hell were we talking about now that I think about it?) Master Negi Magi from Negima was on my uncle's Queen bed, just sitting there. He told me the source of our dreaming al this (???) kinda- very identical to the way I do the whole, SAFO OF THE LITTLE CORN SPEECH to SAFO. I understood him for liek 10 seconds. Then I'm fawooshed walking into dad's house palying pokemon Crystal. The graphics were shittier than what they are in the crystal version anyway. (but gotta love it ;)) I saw a shiny Pineco, and killed it. It was brown. So I go back to the cave to see if I could find it again. I said in my dream "I can't wait til I can evolve it into a Tyranitar." My err. I know Pinecos evolve into Fortresses. But I never found it. I walked into the bathroom. It seemed to look hella differ and really unsanitary. There was only a tub with a curtain in middle of the room. I wanted to spook whoever was in it... (and I have been kinda horny lately,) so I took off my clothes and liked, tackled whoever it was, down. It was magister Negi again, and he's like... 10. So it was rlly awkward. I didn't do anything to him, don't worry, though he's as cute as a dicken. (What's a dicken?)
This morning: Couldn't sleep, when I did, couldn't dream. Woke up @ 4 and went downstairs to make english muffins topped with peanut butter (breast enhancement). Mom woke up shocked to see me up early by myself so I begged her to slep downstairs. Scott duntlettameh sleep anywhere but my bed, but to rebel, and cuz comfy, I sleep on the floor. She let me. I went to sleep when she left. Ok, Scott musta woken up sooner or later cuz the door kept closing and openin to the house and Buffy kept chasin my Piggy around (like I said whenver introduced, fat cat.) I just wanted sleep but due to the whole noise factor, I kept waking up, and my dreams were messed up as shit. First dream. Rob Schneider was painting a house red with a talking dog because he was getting married. Second dream after first awoken: Rob Schneider finds out he was an orphan because he survived a tornado but his brother did not. Third dream: Kayleigh (only friend from elemantary) was walknig with me downtown her turf. Ther ewere no people. (pretty much like the city of no people in Chobits manga vol.1.) They wer ehiding because of me. I went in to a store where there were 2 ladies. I left. They were making fun of me when I left. The whole town was against me.
After that melencholy, I was ready to wake up.

8. -Holy Porno!-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.

I was playing with my dog Buffy. Buffy wanted to play with materialism I guessed so she drove her nose under the couch. (Figured her toy was under there.) Surely enough, it was. I felt a little more after that, and found Netflix movies. 3 of them. i took out only 1. ._. woh. d00d. someone in teh house surely enough is rentin porno round here. I thought I was guna faint. DIRRRRTY PARENTS LEAVES DIRRRRTY CHILD DUMFOUNDED. Mum came out so I hid them back under. Mum saw me by the couch, suppsingly I looked under there I guess, and took out the movies. When she left, I felt back down there for at least something she missed. I found something about lesbianism sex, different from the bondage one I picked up earlier. (Since I liek to punish my parents, I ran and hid it under another couch.) Mum noticed one was missing. "Have you seen a movie I'm missing?" -.- ... I was to a reflex "no." "Well..." She tried to snake her way out of the truth to hide, "A movie was sent by mistake so yaeh...er.. if you find it, just give it to me." (Nope to that.) "K." In the morning I checked. By golly, who kew besides the the world and me? The movie was adressed to Scott in his name on both things the movie was in. Suckers think I'm stupid. I'm not stupid. Just a slight scarred.

9. -What Irony- Sad yet Pathetic too-._.-._.-._.-

after 3 tiring months manga-less saving up for the damn DS, I find out mum's shortchangin me. Says I didn't earn it a few weeks. I wana earn it by myself to make me feel achieved o course but now I have to wait longer? I waited 14 x 4 1 of the number it = of my life trying to earn it. (I iz DAAAAAMMMNNNN organized with this thing here!) Dad told me few hours ago he hasn't bought me a b-day present in a few years, (but I don't need anything from him or anyone-it's ok.) This time, my eyes lit up to little anime evil shines. "I want a DS. I'm sick of earning it. Forget it." So, he is buying be the DS because this electronis has crushed my will and soul so I am sick of it. I am just going to splurge the munny I earned out on manga. Happy ending.

This is A Non-follower,
letting you listen to the only vid I know that has Dance to the Manatee, a gay song, on it.
XD WHERE MY GAYS AT?!XD
...I love that saying *tear*

O_O.
...signing off.


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