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Birthday
• 1993-07-23
Gender
• Female
Location
• The World
Member Since
• 2006-04-22
Occupation
• School Person
Real Name
• Mweehee

Personal

Achievements
• I've gotten a compliment
Anime Fan Since
• 3. I'm obsessed with it. My thoughts are only in animation now I'm so fucked up.
Favorite Anime
• Helling, KH, Naruto(kinda), Angel Sanctuary, Love Hina, Absolute Boyfriend, Chobits, Vampire Doll, Beyblades, Negima, DeaTh NoTe
Goals
• Modeling- Lolita or whatever I can get, Actress, or Porn
Hobbies
• Computer and Talking, Plus, Alone time. You can also find me playing Poke'mon games
Talents
• ... Wow... I'm really NOT all that talented

myOtaku.com: A Non-follower

Friday, June 30, 2006

Condoms! Now that I have your attention.... condoms!
This morning, mom and I went to the gas station to get the fatty fat fattiest food of all: The Macdonald's type food. We also went in to get a drink. I asked my mom if I could get Dr. Pepper. My mom said: Get Vault. Believe me, she didn't dodge no bullet. So, we're checking out, guess what I see? Condoms! Lots and lots of condoms! It was amazing! There were colorful, glow in the dark- um yeah all kinds! Since I'm a sick chick, my eyes were glued to the wall of condoms. I thought it was kind of funny too. Out of all things- condoms! My mom finally saw what I was looking at and she practically bitch-slapped me. Well, it was a warning gonk upside the head for being a pervert. She said: Quit looking at all of that! I laughed. Mom, out of all things there could be on that rack... it had to be THAT! She said: Yeah. I started to laugh really hard in front of people. A lot of people. If I didn't have big laugh attacks over something stupid everyday, I would of been an embarassment to mom. She says: You really find this more funny than I. Yeah. I did. I laugh over stupid things. Like Mt. Baldy, Elmo with a knife saying he knows where you live, pudding, scottsman, etc.

This iz A... MT. BALDY! HAH! WHO THE HELL NAMED THAT MOUTAIN ANYWAY!?

Otay... let us try this again....

This iz A Non-follower,
signing Elmo knows where you live
...signing off.

Sasuke knows where you live too. He's coo coo for Coco Puffs.

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