Monday, July 24, 2006

Why I was gone
Hizeir! Ya miss me?^^ So, this iz gonna get long so grab a Pepsi and french fries like I do and get ready.
So, I was gone. Since I've been good fer 6 terrifying months, I got a reward. I didn't know I waz gonna get a reward and it changed the entire night. Mom was drivin Scott to work. Then they stopped at Meijers. (I was in the back of teh truck or whatever we have.) Then Scott and I went inside Meijer and grabbed a PSP. He told me to pick out a game and stuff. Ya know. Most high tech kids would be like. "Let's see what else I can get out of him" or "Yay! I love mi step dad!" My reaction was like this:

When he was looking I made a face like:

I din't want a PSP. I didn't need anything. All I need is a few mangas here and there. I made a fool of myself like I usually do in stores too. I kept saying after he asked me what I wanted for a game "Ummmmm.... sure? Ummmm..... ummmm?" Finally an hour later,: "Can we go?" We did and before we got out of teh truck er whatever, we were all happpy and talking. When we got back in, we were silent and I had a mad face. I don't need a big bribe like that to keep being good. Video Games give me headaches anyway. So, scott went to work. (This was Sunday) Monday we watched Hell's Kitchen then I went outside on mi trampoline. I was imaginating stuff about Naruto characters and it was REALLY dark our for 10 o clock on a summer. It started to pour when I got back in the house so I ran back out quickly and ran around and jumped on teh slippery trampoline. When I got back in, I was soaked. I changed and me and mom were looking outside teh window after I did. There was lots of lighting. Then... lightning struck our neighbors house and it was soooooooooooooooooooo loud. Mom screamed and I laughed mi evil laugh that scares children at night.(I have 3 natural laughs) Then, Scott said I needed a vacation so he said he's tagging me along on his trip to Texas. That Monday night, I was reading Superstitious and stuff and I got to chapt 20. >3 Try to guess what happened in chapt 20! Hehe. Gaara's teh Irish Heartthrob named Liam and his 'sister' is a guy I made up that looks 1 year younger than him and iz very smexy. Hehehe... Kakashi iz teh perverted Dean of Students. Suits him! Oh, yeah. When I woke up, I got in teh semi and -_- grrrrrrr... Scott got me teh PSP. I was PS Pissed. I didn't show any signs of it cause I didn't want to hurt his feelings. 300 dollars fer a stupid PSP! Yeah. I played it fer an entire trip almost. Scott and I watched Spanglish and American Pie one night. In teh same night. Scott said: (Were at Texas) "Ya know, there are lots of crack dealers in Texas... (around at midnight) Then.... a crack dealer comes up to teh semi when Scott waz up in teh front seat and said "YwansaCRAckmondoya? Huhuh?" "No." -_- "Cmonmon! Goodstuf!" "No!" Teh guy finally goes. Yeah. When we were watching American Pie, I was laughing a little too hard when teh guy was having sex wit a pie! Hahaha! He violated teh Pie!!!! HAHAHA! Yeah. Teh next night, we had to take showers and stuff and it was freaky. I got nothing against truckers, but in teh waiting room for teh showers, all teh guys looked like they wanted to kill me or... so Scott left for a minute and told me to wait here for a min. I wait. Then... a guy behind me coughed. *gasp* I was nervous. *trembles* Finally my room number gets called. (It's better than not taking a shower) (it was also like a hotel room shower) So, I get ready- but the lock on teh door WOULDN'T lock. O_O I tried fer 5 min then just prayed no one would come in. I got teh shower ready. Then I had wierd visions of teh guy from Hallowween 1 2 and stuff, people dying, and a scary guy walking in on me. Teh world was spinning and I was just standing there fer 30 mins. Evertime someone knoecked on mi door.... I just stood there. I was too afraid to talk bacause I was afraid teh monkey from teh Twighlight Zone would come over to me and break my neck. *cries* So scary! I run out of teh shower on teh count of 23 and get mi stuff on. As soon as everything was on and I started to brush mi teeth- a guy walked in. O_O Luckily I was out of teh shower and dressed and all. I managed ta squeak out: "I'm in here." I regret saying anthing. I was like Deer in teh Headlights. Too much shocked. Fer mi PSP, I got Sims 2. There are these one peoples that worship teh cow so I fit right in. (I dun't worship cows but they rock) They all bow ta cow statues. Heh. I beat teh game in 3 days so I got ripped off. Mi Sim made out with eveyone on teh game! *Laughs Evilly* Yeah. Teh ending had a gient cow and mi Sim found someone's head. Oh. When we were heading home, Scott said: "Look out the window!!!" There. I saw a nudist camp. I couldv'e sworn I saw a naked guy running free but I have no solid proof. *sad* Damn. >3 I tried!

I listened to mi cds and thought boutstuff after that. (At night) When scott got to a MC Donalds, he asked me to go inside with a 20 dollar bill he gave me and asked me to get him a Whatevr-teh-heck-you-get-there-that-is-famous- like teh Whopper or someting. Yeah. I have had a problem ever since I was 6 and I still have that problem. Teh problem was mi communication wit ordering food. Teh guy asked what I wanted and I screamed scared and nervous:"WHOPPER!" Guy: "We don't have Whoppers. We have- (I forgot) He gave me teh opposite of a Whopper then I threw teh 20 at him. "Here's yer money!!!" I grabbed teh changed and scrammed. O_O Yeah.

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Part 2

July 23 Was mi and Sasuke's Birthday. I wake up, then think: Ugh! I hate birthdays! I just wanted to sleep through teh day. I should've did that too. I go downstairs. Scott thought I took a DVD from him. I look for it because I ws orderd to and I never found it. I didn't take it either. He didn't even apologize when he found out I didn't take it. I let myself starve through lunch. I was kinda torn up and stuff. Last year's birthday wasn't very good either. I was crying in my room after watching an hour of infomercials. I couldn't hold back teh tears. I was just having a lot of problems for teh week. Some I can't say. Anywayz, teh kids came over fer teh few hours and mi step sis that I was fighting with, came upstairs and found me stroking my Inu Yasha doll's ears and shedding tears. "What's wrong?" I said: "Guess what today is?" She sat there guessing for a while. "Oh! Sasuke's birthday!" I looked at her and whispered: "My birthday." She broke out in tears. "Sorry! We've been fighting really bad! I'm soooooooooooo sorry I forgot! I really am!" We were crying. Yeah. Scott was yelling at me teh entire day and I cried myself to sleep. I woke up around time fer Family Guy. Scott left fer work so it was safe. I watched Family Guy, American Dad, and Simpsons. Then I slept around 12 o clock on teh couch. To actually make me feel better, I had teh interesting dream I prayed for. (kinda misusing teh privlige) *sweat drop* Sorry. I had a dream where Naruto was kicked out of Team 7 and I was put in. I was wearing mi dream Kimono! Yay! Plain and grey! So. It was me, Sakura, and Sasuke. Sorry bout what happened next, fangirls. Sasuke kissed me. corn, -_- Shaddup! Joo like yer people and I like mine!! Sorry. Don't pick on me for liking Sasuke a little plz. *bows in sorriness fer saying shaddup* Then, something about a scene with Sakura. Sasuke said he loved her and I was thinking: Wha!?!? Who does he really love!? Then, when we were having a ninja battle between Neiji and Sasori. Under teh bleachers was a highway. Sasuke grabbed my hand and held it. I gushed and thought to myself happily that he loved me. Then... my sixth grade teaher screamed: "JAY! SASUKE! GET OVER HERE! Sasuke: Uh oh. Me:... I knew my teacher caught us holding hands. We walk over to her. "Sasuke, Jay. I want you to count all teh GREEN cars on teh highway. Us: 1.... 2 ....4.....5...8 8 cars. My sixth grade teacher: No! 9! Do it again until you get it right!!! So we did. Finally we get it right. Teacher: Good. You two may go. So we go. Then, I woke up and fell asleep again. Then I had another dream. I drempt that Gaara threw a computer across teh computer lab. Then, I flirted with him. >.< No regrets! Yeah. I know dreams are one-night stands so... I have rights. That's all that has been happening and a lot of family problems and stuff.

This iz A Non-follower,
praying Sasuke doesn't have any intrest in Sakura,
signing off.


Blowing teh horn of Gondor!

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