Saturday, December 16, 2006

   9 days till x-mas, 7 till my b-day, 6 till my sis's b-day...
yeah one week till my b-day, i'm halfway through tales of the abyss (a really cool game from namco), and i'll be seeing my friend that moved away for the first time in nearly three months. i can't wait for next saturday.

:( i couldn't find the D. Gray-man theme song any where... i really wanted to find it and download it to. does any one know a site for downloading anime music that might have it?

no poem sorry. but i do have another of cel's little things...

DOG'S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:

a. Don't pee on the tree
b. Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
c. Mind your tail when you are near the tree
d. If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
e. Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree

5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:

a. Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
b. Don't eat off the buffet table
c. Beg for goodies subtly
d. Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
e. Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach

6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:

a. Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly important)
b. Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
c. Tolerate children
d. Turn on your charm big time

7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DO NOT BITE HIM!!
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Friday, December 15, 2006

   10 till x-mas, 8 till my b-day, 7-till my sis's b-day...
i'm kinda glad only one person responded to the fanfic thing (even if it wasn't about the fanfic) because some one deleted all my foot notes for it... probably my sister. i have to go and rewrite everything now. oh well.

one week till winter break YAY. less homework, i don't have to put up with hoff and the reading teacher, no more tests... stupid hoff's giving us a test tuesday... no more clingly little kids. i can't wait.

Mar debuts on my birthday i can't wait for that either. i've wanting to see that anime for so long. now they just have bring over deathnote buso renkin and claymore.

and now the poem of the day

there is no frigate like a book
by emily dickinson

there is no frigate like a book
to take us lands away,
nor any coursers like a page
of prancing poetry.
this traverse may the poorest take
without oppress of toll-
how frugal is the chariot
that bears a human soal!

BYE!
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Thursday, December 14, 2006

   11 days till christmas, nine days till my birthday, eight days till my sister b-day...
i have a question for every one. do you think i should start posting my tokyo mew mew diologe thing. i really need to finish it (ariana my friend from school will not leave me alone about it) and you opinion would help. i'm curently halfway through chaper three (a play with chapers... i still don't know how it eneded up like that)

oh cel sent me this and i thought it was kinda funny. thanks cel.



Ok, a blonde joke; really, i have nothing against blonde ppl. in fact many of my good friends are blonde and i can assure you that they're not dumb. but THIS joke is worth it ;-) try it with ppl you know!
How to Detect a Mental Deficiency

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

   all better now...
minus the witch we have for a reading teacher. after i got off here yesterday my day got a lot better (thanks MyO). I ended up playing tales of the abyss till like midnight. the game is so funny. i went to bed happy woke up happy and have been happy all day long... or at least till my sis started bugging me this morning but i'm over that too.

i have three poems to day.

this is for the flyers from yesterdays comments

Dreams
by Langston Hughes

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.


i just liked this poem...

The Cloud
by Percy Bysshe Shelley

I am the daughter of Earth and Water,
And the nursling of the Sky;
I pass through the pores of the ocean and shores;
I change, but I cannot die.

and i dedicate this to my reading teacher (and she really is a nobody... creep)

I'm Nobody! Who are you?
by Emily Dickinson

I'm Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there's a pair of us?
Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one's name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!

well bye!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
The West
Boston
North Central
Philadelphia
The South
The Inland North
The Northeast
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

   i wanna crawl in a hole and die...
hi guys... sorry i haven't posted lately, nothing to complain about.

today sucked. everything made me mad today and i'm almost possitive i made an enemy or two.

anyway, nothing to say so here. i absolutly love this poem, i found it in a book called the hunter's moon or something like that.

be fleet of foot,
o fair hunted one
from the dark of the shadow
across the clear sun

like a deer on the plain
like a trout in the stream
take flight from life's bane
to the land of the dream

come to the sidhe-mound under the hill
come to the country ruled by my will

(sidhe-mound is a fairy hill)


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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

   my dad has the wierdest taste in holiday music...
i just had to post the lyrics to this song it is so funny... twisted but funny

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

   Best b-day ever!
i swear this is turning out to be my best birthday ever (even if i have to put up with my sister the whole time). first i got to go to anime fest (thanks mom) and now i found out their debuting the the dub of mar on my b-day! not to mention the fact that it's the day before christmas eve and i get to open even more presents the day after. yay thirtenth b-day (i seriously didn't think it would be the best b-day but i guess i was wrong :)

and here is something rather funny to make up for no poem sunday;)

CHORUS:
GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK
COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY
GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY
I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY
1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES
SPENDING ALL OF GRANDMA'S HARD EARNED DOUGH
HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY THE BAR TAB
SO WOODY TOSSED HIM OUT INTO THE SNOW

2. GRANDPA STOOD THERE FROZEN IN THE HEAD LIGHTS
HE LOOKED JUST AS HELPLESS AS A DEER
I DON'T THINK HE WAS AFRAID OF DYING
I THINK HE WAS AFRAID HE'D SPILL HIS BEER

(REPEAT CHORUS)

3. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D END UP AS A ROAD KILL
SHE FLATTENED HIM RIGHT OUT ON THE CENTER LINE
HE COULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE CURB IF HE WERE QUICKER
BUT SHE BACKED IT UP AND SQUASHED HIM ONE MORE TIME

4. GRANDMA CRIED AND CRIED AT GRANDMA'S FUNERAL
NOT BECAUSE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE ROAD
ALL THE LOOT SHE GOT FROM HIS INSURANCE
WENT TO PAY THE BAR TAB THAT HE OWED

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(i love this song. so funny)
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

   I'm Back!
i decided not to go anime fest to day so i thought i would get on here for a while. how's everyone?

it was kinda fun... i mean the $79 i had didn't last more then an hour but whatever. let's see i got all kinds of stuff but my personal fav. was the final fantasy cactus beany i bought. it's so cute.

member how i said i was probably gonna annoy the heck out of my friend (evil waffle), well i was right. she was soooooooooo bored (i think. she acted like she was).

oh and i got to see my first masquerade (which the final fantasy 8 siren cosplayer won best in show in). i had so much fun.

(sorry no poem this time)
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Thursday, November 30, 2006

   today was wierd. we had some stupid assembly for that character counts garbege and the people hosting the assembly sung some of the stupidest songs i have ever heard, and i had kept running into the teacher i had to sit next to while getting the wii. we even talked for a little while this morning. i don't get him, he says that animefest would be embarrassing to go to yet he sat outside wal-mart (in the freezing cold) for a game system that was mostley supposed to be for kids (with a few exeptions like every thing from nintendo). i was more embarrassed at the store.

i wonder if all the wierdness had something to do with animefest being tomorrow, i mean a ton of wierd things happened before comicon. anyway i might not get on tomorrow (or the day after that, and the day after that...) so bye peoples!



Because I Could Not Stop For Death
by Emily Dickinson

Because I could not stop for Death--
He kindly stopped for me--
The Carriage held but just Ourselves--
And Immortality.

We slowly drove--He knew no haste
And I had put away
My labor and my leisure too,
For His Civility--

We passed the School, where Children strove
At Recess--in the Ring--
We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain--
We passed the Setting Sun--

Or rather--He passed us--
The Dews drew quivering and chill--
For only Gossamer, my Gown--
My Tippet--only Tulle--

We paused before a House that seemed
A Swelling of the Ground--
The Roof was scarcely visible--
The Cornice--in the Ground--

Since then--'tis Centuries--and yet
Feels shorter than the Day
I first surmised the Horses' Heads
Were toward Eternity--

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

   .............
today really sucked. i mean yesterday was bad but it wasn't fifty stinkin' degrees all day long and the wind would NOT stop blowing. it was so cold, and the stupid school (i swear the princible is such an idiot) will not let me wear my really warm, fluffy, red coat because it's not school colors. bad enough i already have a slight cold i don't need to get sick. especially with animefest only two days away. :( i hate the princible.

the meanie who tried starting the rumor apologized because she was tired of my not talking to her.

i can't wait for friday, i get to skip school for anime fest and throw away all my problems.

The Starry Night
by Anne Sexton

The town does not exist
except where the one black-haired tree slips
up like a drowned woman into the hot sky.
The town is silent. The night boils with eleven stars
Oh starry starry night! This is how
I want to die.

It moves. They are all alive.
Even the moon bulges in its orange irons
to push children, like a god, from its eye.
The old unseen serpent swallows up the stars.
Oh starry starry night! This is how
I want to die.

into that rushing beast of the night
sucked up by that great dragon, to spit
from my life with no flag,
no belly,
no cry.
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