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Thursday, November 15, 2007

   Bush jokes are funny...
I was going to post this yesterday but I forgot to.

My science teacher was telling this joke to... the social studies (?) teacher yesterday and I thought it was funny, so here it is:

President Bush, Former President Kennedy, and Al Gore were all playing golf at this really fancy resort. When they went into the locker room a man stopped them and said "If you look into this mirror and tell it something you truthfully believe about yourself it will reward you greatly, if you tell a lie to it though you will be sucked into the mirror for all eternity."

As former president Kennedy walked into the locker room he stopped at the mirror and said "I believe I am the most intelligent man here..." a few seconds later there was a shiny new corvette outside waiting for him.

Next Al Gore walks into the locker room and stops at the mirror, " I think I know the most about Global Warming out of everyone here." A few seconds later he had a stack of money to use to fund Global Warming research.

Finally President Bush walks in and goes to the mirror, "I think..." *he is never able to finish because he is sucked into the mirror*
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