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Sunday, December 17, 2006


   8 days till christmas, 6 days till my b-day, 5-till my sis's b-day
:( i have to clean my room or i lose my ps2... that bites. i hate cleaning... oh well if i clean my room i can beat tales faster :) (YAY). time to clean.!

anyway how is every one. today was so dull. i had nothing to do BUT play the ps2 (... i guess that isn't bad but...) and even that wasn't as entertaining as normal... i can't wait for school tomorrow. i'll actually have someone to hang out with (other then you guys). maybe i can even steal back steph and ari from the devil they're hanging out with ( that's the reason you guys are the only ones i've been talking to).

noooo! i haven't studied for hoff's test tuesday... maybe i should do that instead of playing the ps2... na.

since i still can't find a good poem here, another of cels funny little things.

Animal Truisms
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
- Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful
- I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

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