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Friday, October 14, 2005
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I got this from a friend who got it from his friends blog. I
hope you enjoy it.
guys & girls dont think alike!!!
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of
men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never
figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and
I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you
to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the
planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch
with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded
to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the
bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night,
I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work
to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch
and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store. I walked around with her while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd
just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think
I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No
honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
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