Saturday, July 30, 2005

I found some funny IMing away messeges!!!
Here are some Anime related away messages that I found on the internet somewhere... feel free to use them, though!

1: miroku: your friend is currently taking a shower. now that know why she is away, i will go now...

[ he sneaks into my bathroom ]
[ Insert screaming here ]

me: GET OUT YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!! NOBODY INVITED YOU IN!!!

[ miroku now has a black eye, a bloody nose, a few bruises and a few broken bones ]

sango: you dirty monk...

2:^BEEEP^ Inuyasha. It¡¯s Sesshoumaru. I see you finally got an answering machine. How wise of you. I await the day our path¡¯s cross once again. That sword will be mine. *Sesshoumaru-sama?* Not now Rin I am in the middle of a very important call. *Um okay I found this can of slim fast. Is it yours?* ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT YOUNG LADY??? YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! *Bu-But my lord* NOW! *Yes Sesshoumaru-sama* Imagine that, me fat. As much as I hate you Inuyasha and want nothing more to see you in pain¡¦¡¦¡¦¡¦uh er¡¦¡¦¡¦¡¦AM I FAT???? I mean we are still related. DO I LOOK LIKE I GAINED A FEW BIG ONES! Oh my this has gone terribly wrong! JAKEN! FETCH MY AEROBIC TAPES!

3:ICHIGO: HELP IM BIENG EATEN BY A SPIDER
RYOU: YA RIGHT STOP JOKIN AROUND GET TO WORK!
*later that day*
RYOU: ICHIGO GET TO WORK!!
ICHIGO?
TV ANNOUNCER: NEWS IS A YOUNG GIRL ICHIGO MOMOMIYA WAS EATEN BY A SPIDER.
RYOU: WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Keiichiro: 234,000 to 1
RYOU: I DIDNT ASK.
ME: I AM AWAY BIENG EATEN BY A SPIDER!!!
Pudding: poor poor spider. he must be so fat now.

4:Count to 50, then spin around 5 times, after sing the theme song to Hamtaro and I'll assure, I'll be back by then XD

5:Im out:
1) Defending the world with sailor moon and the sailor scouts
2) Kicking major butt with Kenshin
3) drooling over Kurama
4) Watching Sesshomaru kick Inuyasha's butt
5) Bounty hunting with the Bebop crew
6) Relizing that 1st impressions arent always right with Sana and Akito
7) Discovering new ways to trick Ayeka with Ryoko
8) Trying to save the world one duel at a time with Yami Yugi
9) Collecting Clow Cards with Sakura and Li
10) trying to get Tohru away from Yuki and Kyo with the prince Yuki fan club girls
11) well....u get the point im gone, doing something anime related.

6:Yoh and I gotta save the world now, look up at the sky and see!!!

7:Kenshin: oh hello im sorry but (insert your name) isn't here right now that (insert he or she) arn't
Kaoru: kenshin who are you talking to??
Kenshin: no one...
Kaoru: oh hello we are sorry but (insert your name) isnt here im sure if you give us a message we can give it to them.
Yahiko: yeah right you would probly lose it, ugly best give it to kenshin
Sano: he is right but if you have any ladies numbers you can give them to me
Kenshin: sano we need to be polite this is (insert your name)'s friend

8:hey this is Katy's awa---
*edward buts in* hey who ya talking to??? its ed elric! hey!
*ryo steps on ed* hey! who are you talking to? a guy!? it better not be a guy!
*me* guys its not--
*miroku walks up behind me* what is this?
*me* guys this is my answering machine and tha timers gonna go---*BEEP!*

9:*hiei walks up to the now recording answer machine*
yes your friend is either out dating an anime character or just out.
*ed elric finds it next after a long silence*
hello ed here. AND AL! dont foreget me big brother. i wont al.
ALCHEMY ROCKS MY FREAKIN BLUE SOCKS!
*next bakura walks up to it last*
DID SOMEONE FOREGET TO SHUT THIS OFF?!oh well time to go get the malenium puzzle from yugi!
WHAT THE HECK TURN IT OFF!!
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BEEEEP!

10:if you are reading this then you must be REALLY board so just go and watch T.V or something.
just dont bother me right now i am watching anime..
DEAL WITH IT!!!
~ ¢¾ ~ ( your name ) ~ ¢¾ ~

11:I am out in Japan with my fav. anime character (characters name). We are going to go see where it was (pick what one it is he/she) was made and then to visit the other anime characters from the show. So if you need me so bad then you may leave me a message. I will get back to you when ever we get back from our wonderous time.


12: ~ Takin a shower with Miroku~
Sango:hey Reno...u better not peek...
Miroku:wat u talkin about?*confused*
Sango:well im gonna go take a shower dummy..
Miroku:oooOO..i c...*evil grin*i wont...
Sango:....i dont trust u...
Miroku:i dont either..^-^
Sango: ....*anime sweat drop...*w/e..im gonna go now...
Miroku:aite..*watches tv*
Sango:*slams the door*
Miroku:hehe...now to go peek...^-^
*evil grin*
*walks up to the door..*
Sango:lalala..hehe..feels so good..
Miroku:O.o..i gotta go c watz shez doin!!<--bein a perv...
*manages to open the door?how did he do dat?*
Sango:a hah..i new it!!*takes the shower hose thingy and sprays it on Miroku*
Miroku:X.o...my bad..
Sango:hehehe*slams the door!

13:Inuyasha:*holding tetsusiga in arms like its a baby while sitting down*dont worry what kikyo said,tetsusiga!You and me kick-*bleep*!*goo-goo voice* yes we do-- yes we do!
Gang:*in background with huge anime sweat drops* eh..

Well, I kinda sorta fixed up the cusses..... but if you want the with the cusses, tell me, and I'll pm them to you!

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