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Wednesday, June 15, 2005


Busy last three days!!!


The Fro will be back on vacation in three days. Uh-Oh, That means trouble for everyone on MyO. I will have a little extra time to use up all my Frologics gracefully in everyone I visit sites to personally annoy you all. *snickers*





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Friday, June 10, 2005


Episode 4B: Silk Marauder, bumpy battle!!
Note: (Play button at the top of site)

Silk Marauder: (Creates a trident and attacks) Get ready!!

Heavy Metal: Yeah!

(Silk marauder does a feint attack as soon as Heavy Metal uses Elite defense. After the feint attack, he pokes at Heavy Metal but Heavy Jumps back and pulls out the bazooka)

Heavy Metal: Dance!!

Silk Marauder: Sorry, but I prefer to play a different tune!! *Dashes behind a broken truck*

Heavy Metal: Oh yeah!!

Silk Marauder: *Thinking* Download Complete!! So, that’s the type of Bazooka you use.

(Heavy Metal flies over top and is almost shot down by a bazooka shell)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking to himself* Careless… I need to be more careful around this guy.

(Silk Marauder flies toward him with a scythe and does a Heavy slash attack with it; knocking heavy metal to the ground)

Heavy Metal: When the hell did you copy a scythe!? That’s it… enough games with you!! (Creates a barrier using a vast amount of old car radio’s)

Silk Marauder: A bunch of car radio’s eh’? Is this a joke?! You’ve successfully wasted my time and yours. (Creates a beam rifle) Good bye!!

(Heavy Metal dashes left of the first beam rifle shot and turbo dashes towards Silk Marauder. Silk Marauder creates some kunias and tosses them at heavy metal but they are blocked by the radios. Afterwards, Silk Marauder creates a machine gun, shoots with it, and watches the bullets deflect around radio’s. Heavy Metal spreads them away from himself and gets close to Silk marauders face)

Heavy Metal: Wanna see the real purpose of the radios!! (He uses the radios to block his screen and punches him until his mech falls)

Silk Marauder: Pretty g- (Someone cuts him off)

Sea Queen: I’m sick of this battle, its too boring, how about I take you both out!!

Heavy Metal: To dinner?

Sea Queen: Oh, you’re one of those people. I’m really heated now!

Silk Marauder: Don’t listen to him… y-you’ll ruin everything!

Heavy Metal: Ruin what? the supplies already left the junk yard. (Looks at her stats while they’re arguing)

One of Lord Talon's special forces: Sea Queen
Pilot: Sana
Weapons: Short range-2x Chakrams (Basically, big rings with sharp edges) Long range- None
Special ability: Acid rain- Throws an acide bubble in the air to causes armor deterioration
Profile: She has Special Armor to prevent her own acid from tearing up her armor. Her acid shot is not part of her arm and it’s shaped like a Dragon’s mouth.

Sea Queen: That’s exactly why I’m here!! (Dashes towards the battle field)

Heavy Metal: Oh boy (Laughs)… this is gonna be a long day. (Controls a truck to get in her way)

Sea Queen: (After she dashes into the truck, hits the ground and gets back up) that’s it… its time for my Acid rain!!

Silk Marauder: Stop!! (He tackles her before she gets the chance)

Heavy Metal: Enough of her… (He controls the radios to clog up her acid gun)

Sea Queen: Grrr… I’m sick of you both!! (Pulls out some chakram’s)

Silk Marauder: (dashes back and copies Heavy Metal’s sword) How about we take out chicken of the sea together?

Heavy Metal: With pleasure, she tried to tear my beautiful machine to pieces… let’s make her pay!! (Pulls out the sword)



(They both do a jumps attack with the same sword, Sea queen blocks them both and pushes them both back)

Heavy Metal: A powerful mech if I say.

Silk Marauder: I can’t believe she did that myself…

Sea Queen: I’m all about power! Die!!

(See Queen tries to flip on both of their mechs to try and destroy both cockpits with the force of her chakrams. They both roll and get back on their feet and shoot’s her with their bazookas.)

Sea Queen: You bastards!! I hate you both!! *Whining*We’re supposed to be a team Marauder?!

Silk Marauder: You’re not touching one piece of this armor with that damn acid… who wants to be your partner if you keep attempting to use that damn acid!

Sea Queen: You’ll pay… both of you!! (She leaves)

Heavy Metal: Back to business!

Silk Marauder: Yeah!! (His watch beeps) Oh, I gotta go man.

Heavy Metal: Take care of yourself.

(They shake hands and he dashes away)

Heavy Metal: Hey wait a minute!! I’m not your partner!!

Silk Marauder: (Leaving) Just remember, you don’t stand a chance against me… oh yeah, I know why you came here; please try your hardest to stay away from Evette or I’ll kill you next time we meet! I really can’t afford you two meeting at the time

Heavy Metal: Damn!! I let him get away!! (Throws a can in a recycling bin)

Next Episode

Heavy Metal: I’ve noticed that Wallace isn’t much without his sister. So I’m gonna do him a favor by fighting him in a ferocious battle.

Wallace: I’m telling you man, you do not want to visit me. I’m talking to a client.

Heavy Metal: Come on… let them see what you’re made of.

Wallace: If you get you’re a** kicked because you wanna try to fight, don’t blame me.

Episode 5:

Rat in a Trap!!

Wallace: I warned you not to come.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005


Heavy Metal
Okay people its time to get an eduacation and expand your imagination.


Episode 4: Silk Marauder, bumpy battle!!


Heavy Metal: Boss! I need another one of…(<. <) (>.>) those missions!

Boss: Those missions are too dangerous right now. It’d be real dangerous for one of my agents try to get involved now.

Heavy Metal: We are talking about me here and I haven’t seen my sister since the incident a couple a little while ago.

Boss: Oh… that mission. Your sister is involved with that?

Heavy Metal: Yeah, that’s why I demand it!!

Boss: Don’t get too reckless though; I got a mission for you to stop Silk Marauder.

Heavy Metal: Thanks… I will do this mission as swiftly and as careful as possible.

Boss: Be careful. Silk Marauder is said to be two times more powerful than when you previously fought him.

Heavy Metal: he was a damn joke! Don’t worry about me.

Boss: Check out his new profile first.

Heavy Metal: (Reads while he’s leaving) so, Silk Marauder now has the ability to create any weapon he wants with his machines new technology… (Laughing) This is going to be a wonderful battle!!

Boss: *Thinking* Don’t you dare get as cocky as him… don’t you do it…

(Heavy Metal walks out)

Heavy Metal: This looks like a location that could be near a junk yard… time for me to show off my true powers but first…

(Goes to a mechanic)

Heavy Metal: Hey, I need new weapons. Guns that can set sparks are useless against metal scrapper. All it takes is a spark created from rubbing metal against each other and she could make it explode.

Mechanic: That’ll be one tough gun to make and we don’t have beam guns like the militaries… *sigh* sounds almost impossible but I’ll see what I can do for you.

Heavy Metal: Thanks…

(Goes to the junkyard)




Silk Marauder: All right guys, keep it moving.

Heavy Metal: Transport trucks eh’

??: You’re not going anywhere! (Pulls out a machine gun)

Heavy Metal What!? I’m on foot; you can’t just kill a man like this!? That’s murder!

??: Call me,” Renegade” and you’re participating in high treason. (Starts shooting)

(Heavy Metal dive behind a broken car)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* I can’t be caught yet… I got it!

Renegade: Give up!! You don’t even have a gun.

Heavy Metal: Okay then… I give up! (Shows himself)

Renegade: Good… close your eyes and say… huh? (He notices a car levitating over top of him)

Heavy Metal: You are the one with the disadvantage.

Renegade:… How did you do that without your mech…(Thinks too hard) I don’t wanna die!! (Runs away crying)

Heavy Metal: I can’t believe he even thought I could use telepathy. It’s a good thing that we’re in a junk yard and that just so happened to be hanging there.

(Silk Marauder notices him after seeing Renegade run)

Silk Marauder: So I see you scared away one of my best men.

Heavy Metal: Too bad he’s only good in a mech, he’s such a coward with out it.

Silk Marauder: So I’ve heard.

Heavy Metal: I’m here to interrupt your games… where’s my sister!

Silk Marauder: You are a fool to come here, your boss usually doesn’t send his agents in a heated battle like the one that’s about to begin. (Gets in his mech)

Heavy Metal: Who cares… I just want to hurt you for not responding to the question I just asked anyway… (Jumps in his mech)

Silk Marauder: You can’t even begin to comprehend my new power!!

Heavy Metal: Then let’s see the difference between mimicking a weapon and actually copying it!


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Tuesday, June 7, 2005


(Shrugs)
At what point did I lose control here!? I soon realized I never had much control with the situation to being with. My brother made a plan for us to make a fan base by making magna for the Otakon but our magna illustrators are currently pointing below sea level. His original two doesn't even seem to get along well enough at this moment to even draw. One can only draw people and the other can only draw backgrounds. Then hes talking about finding some no life guy that can draw because that's all he does in life... nothing else. (Looks around)




Seems like me and my bro are stuck between a rock and a hard place. I'm tempted to just forget about it til next year because there is no way anyone is gonna be able to draw it within two months. I wonder what the outcome of this war will be...

Fro logic ver1 Chapter 8:

"If you get defeated, don't think about it too hard about it. That won't prove anything".



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Saturday, June 4, 2005


Heavy Metal Episode 3B
Don't forget to press button up there somewhere for the song:





King Pin: You, I knew you where the one that I’ve been hearing about lately.

Heavy Metal: I didn’t know this was gonna happen. (Looks at Tanya) I don’t deal use or nothing.

Tanya: I wanted to surprise you guys.

Simone: Be ready for anything, and who the hell are you?

Wallace: Damn… does anyone in the agency know me? I’m Tundra’s brother, Tsunami.

Tundra: Prepare to lose counter agents!

(Shoots her freeze gun at Simone and Simone blocks with her dark sword freezing it)

Simone: Damn… I always got the other hand!

(Simone dashes towards Wallace and Wallace jumps back creating a tide. Heavy Metal uses a bunch of cars to repel it back at him but Tundra freezes it.)

Heavy Metal: Sweet…

Tundra I’m not done with you yet…

Heavy Metal: Oh yeah!! (He moves up and stalagmites almost fall on him)

Tanya: (Gets excited) That’s what I’m talking about, a battle suited for me… finally!

(Tanya dashes towards Tundra and pushes Wallace behind her. As soon as Tundra shoots at her, she throws a dagger in the middle of the Ice ray to make a hole in the middle of the beam to destroy Wallace’s mech, she spins to dodge the attack and goes towards Tundra at a fast speed but as soon as she half way to her destination…)

Tundra: Pretty good, but this battle is over… turn around to see this, Crescent Moon.

Tanya: Huh!? (Turns around)

Wallace: Nice try but I can control the movements of her ice with my hands. (Pushes water in the middle of the ice to create a heavy, powerful bar that links his hand to Tundra’s gun)

Tundra: Ready!!

(They use it to knock Tanya’s mech to the ground)

Tanya: Damn…

Tundra: Such a nice try to…

(She shoots the gun to make a final blow but heavy Metal creates a junk barrier around her to absorb the ice)

Heavy Metal: Do it now Simone!

(Simone shoots her hand guns to shoot the ice balls created by the metal barrier to hit Tundra)

Tundra: Uh-oh... (Her mech gets knocked flat out)

Tsunami: That’s it!! (He creates a water bubble around himself and tackles Heavy Metal)

Heavy: You trying to rust my beautiful shine!?

Tsunami: Your mech must be ancient to go out like that!

Tanya: Awwwe Snap!! (She takes Tundra’s gun and flies in the air) Eat this!!

(The ice beam spreads to hit Tsunami)

Tsunami: Nice try!! (He lets the ice hit his mech) Now watch! (He breaks the gun by moving his mech to break the ice connecting it to the gun) See… say good night Croissant! (Uses water to thrust the icicles back at Tanya)

Tanya: The name is Crescent Moon… let me show you why! (She pulls out two daggers and creates a Crescent Moon to break all the ice)

Tsunami: Impressive but…

Simone: Good bye!! (She creates and X with her dark blades as she dashes through his mech)

Heavy Metal: Nice team work guys… check your wrists bands.

Tanya: We still didn’t do our mission though, we still have to sabotage…

King Pin: You forgot about me!

Heavy Metal: Let me take care of this ladies… (Pulls out his sword)

(They step back)

Tanya: Be my guest.

King Pin: You’re mine… (He dashes towards Heavy Metal with a large two-handed sword) I’ll show you what experience is all about!

(Heavy Metal thrusts for leverage and dives at the Ignoble Knight, Ignoble knight jumps back, kneels down and does a clean sweep. Heavy Metals use elite defense to completely stop his swing and stabs through the middle of the large sword)

Heavy Metal: You forgot about the weaknesses when wielding a large two handed sword… you should know better than to use it like a single handed sword.

King Pin: We’ll meet again! (Throws a flash grenade on the ground and gets away)

Simone: I thought he was way better than that?

Heavy Metal: If it was a one-on-one but he thought you guys were going to cheat.

Simone: Let’s go get something to eat… I’m hungry.

(When they leave a fast food place)

Simone: Mmmmmm

Heavy Metal: (Looking annoyed) I can’t believe you eat that stuff…

Tanya: What’s wrong? Its not like you can even cook like I can so what do you eat.

Heavy Metal: I can cook dammit! I’m a gourmet chef!

Simone: Your name is Heavy Metal… you sound more like a plumber than a chef.

Tanya: (laughing) Fix leaking pipes… better yet, (Thinks hard) I need you to refit my bath tub. No, hey wait… You don’t even listen to Heavy Metal so what kinda name is that?

Heavy Metal: I can kinda swish stuff around.

Simone: That is odd that you don’t have a real name. You’re the only person that doesn’t use it as a code name or anything.

Heavy Metal: (Kicks a rock) So, this was fun.

Simone: I’ve gotten quite use to the weeks we’ve spent together…

Tanya: You two stop worrying so much, why don’t you just share the same card and become permanent partners then?

Heavy Metal: *sigh* that would be nice but, I like being solo better.

Simone: We could help each other out when we need to though…

Tanya: Won’t work, we’ll be counter agents at some point but we can keep in touch. (She turns around and they’re both gone)…Oh well…


Next episode

Silk Marauder: I’ve advanced my mech. to kick your ass Heavy Metal!

Heavy Metal: Will my sister be anywhere near this battle?

Silk Marauder: When you have all this man on the field, what do we need her for besides, it’s about time you listen to my unofficial theme song?

Heavy Metal: You are a coward, and a punk.

Silk Marauder: ehem… Episode 4

Heavy Metal: This is always my job dammit!!

Episode 4: Silk Marauder, bumpy battle!!

Silk Marauder: I hate it when we can’t fight alone in peace but atleast I can hear my fighting music!!

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Friday, June 3, 2005


Heavy Metal episode 3A
People, what ever you do, do not listen to this song for a long period of time... it'll corrupt your mind. (lol) My brother picked it out and it's from a game he wants called," Altelier Iris" for the playstation 2. Enjoy the episode:




Episode 3: Tanya’s trick.


Tanya: What the heck? (Continues reading)

Boss: Since you guys work so well at destroying things, I’ve decided to let you do another team mission.

Tanya: But sir, you can’t do that!

Boss: Watch me.

Tanya: It was because of my careless actions that we all suffered.

Boss: And you’ll suffer again. Heavy Metal must’ve didn’t tell you the stipulations for getting the “special” discount.

Tanya: Damn…

Boss: I’d suggest you go alone to investigate and then report to them.

Tanya: Roger…

(She goes to the employer)

Tanya: What exactly do you want us to do?

Man: I want you to make a big ruckus in the restaurant we stand in front of.

Tanya: Is there any real reason why you want us to do this?

Man: That place is a big import of illegal goods and so forth, I know that there is another illegal tradesmen that came to visit this area a little while ago. They will suspect you to be their competition and will take any means to kill you.

Tanya: That’s why you hired us right.

Man: Exactly. If you can scare them away or do enough damage to their goods, they’ll leave.

Tanya: Are you sure?

Man: The kingpin of the restaurant is very paranoid if you know what I mean.

Tanya: (Simone could’ve did this by herself… I can’t wait to see how stupid they act) *Grins devilishly*

(Goes back to headquarters)

Tanya: Simone, Heavy Metal!

Heavy Metal: Yes.

Simone: I’ve been sitting here all day doing nothing; I’m about to leave.

Tanya: Hold on a sec. Well, for what I did last time, I’ve decided to take you both out to dinner, on me.

Simone: Where exactly?

Tanya: A white table cloth restaurant.

Simone: Excuse me?

Heavy Metal: We’re eating fancy!? Let’s hurry up then!! (Jumps around with joy)

Simone: Embarrassing… (Pushes him on the floor)

Heavy Metal: Watch what you’re doing sister!

Simone: (Shrugs) You need to stop goofing off… I’m hungry.

Tanya: Great!!

(They go to the restaurant)

Waiter: What can I do for you madam’s and sir.

Simone: (Gets in his face) What did you call me!?

Heavy Metal: He’s being polite.

Simone: Oh…(Straightens his tie feeling a bit uneasy) Sorry about that, I’m just a bit cautious.

Tanya: The reservation is under “Heavy Metal.”

Waiter: Odd name…

Tanya: It’s a long story because he actually forgot his name.

(They get seated)

Simone: What is up with these napkins?

Tanya: You’ve never heard of origami?

Simone: (Lights a match) I should burn it…

Tanya: What are you doing!! Have you no manners!!

Simone: Okay, okay, you don’t have to shout.

(Everyone is staring at them)

Heavy Metal: (Hitting the table) What’s taking so long… There is a little too much lighting!! (Hits it again) When can I get served!! (Notices something) Hey look!!

(Meanwhile)

Waiter: The competition has arrived like you said sir.

King Pin: Damn… bold move, bold move… what are they doing?

Waiter: Disturbing our guests, indirectly of course.

King Pin: I see their plan, we’ll just have to try poisoning their food… No wait, I might actually eat that food and get sick, just escort them out and me and my special surprise shall take care of’em.

Waiter: Yes sir.

(Meanwhile)

Heavy Metal: (Screaming real loud) This is that fancy stuff, I learned a trick from my sister a long time ago to fix the silver ware… everyone watch! On the left, since the words left has four letters, everything with four letters go on the left, for right, since it has five letters, everything on the right has five letters!!

(Pulls someone’s table up to the center of the room)

Heavy Metal: Everyone with me now! Spoon! S…P…O…O…N!! Five letters, goes to the right!! Fork!! F…O…R…K!! Four letters, goes to the left!! Knife!! K…N…I…F…E!! Five letters!! Let’s put it on the right!!

Tanya: Stop it right now!! We’ve had enough of your lessons!

Simone: Quiet down Tanya; I’m learning something for once; let him finish.

Tanya: *Builds rage* You sit down right now, you don’t even know what goes where. You may have them on the right sides but not the right order!

Waiter: You guys are most certainly being rude I’m going to have to ask you to leave. (Walks them out the back door)

Simone: What happened to ordering food?

King Pin: No one messes with my illegal goods… agents, get ready!!

Tundra & Wallace: Yes!

Tundra
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Success Rate: 72%
Tundra mech is able to sustain and harness of even the harshest cold. Her abilities
Make her formable opponent but her over confidence causes her too fail miserably or destroy her defense targets

Tsunami
Real name: Wallace
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Success Rate: 69%
Tsunami is able to surf and manipulate water. His decision making skills is top notch and gives him an edge against his opponents. He’s also Tundra’s older brother.

King Pin
Mech Name: Ignoble Knight
Real Name: Phil Graven
Gender: Male
Age: 48
Profile: A used-to-be agent that has very poor team work skills because of his paranoid and greedy attitude. Was kicked out for trying to sell drugs to “Heavy Metal”

To be continued…




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Thursday, June 2, 2005


Meguriai
Hopefully this song works don't forget to click the play button:

I don't know what that means but that's the title to my favorite (possibly most favorite of all time) song from Mobile Suit Gundam:
Federation VS. Zeon

I'm dedicating this song to all of you that have struggled or are still struggling through the force we refer to as life. This was a harsh year for alot of people but that does not mean we should give up but look to creating a better future. Hopefully the past events in our lives will not cripple us but make us stronger. Be strong my fellow comrades... be strong!!!




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Wednesday, June 1, 2005


(Runs around frantically with a torch)
Oh No!! What is one like the fro supposed to do!? I'm all behind a-a-and stuff. Time to stay up all night studying! This torch in my hands here? I just thought it would look nice but it might burn my papers (Blows it out). Ooops... that's what the torch was for. (Lights it back up) My fellow people of the Earth Federation! We stand here on a glorious day. A day full of stuff!! On any event, We will win this war... in one turn!!



Frologic ver1.2 Chapter 4:

"The least the Fro can do, is look nice".


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Tuesday, May 31, 2005


?????



Today I have a feeling of misery and hope. Some people try to figure out a path to take in life, others just slide through it. but what if someone feared the fate that have been bestowed upon them? What if one does not wish to find out? Do you just give up? There is a constant battle between myself and fate. If I just decide to give up, nothing will get accomplished. On the other hand, if I succeed.... Succeed? In what I wish to accomplish, there is more than one way to fail. Is this what I am afraid of... I'm afraid of fate. If that is the case, I must replace this fear with determination. I must go towards my goal with a passion. An unstoppable drive...

Question:

I have created an unbalance. I'm currently going after my last resort goal instead of my true one. There is only three weeks left of it. What would you do?

A) Finish this to feel like you can actually accomplish something in life?

B) Toss it out to make it feel like there is no way you can fail when going towards your true goal in life.


Neo Fro logic ver1. chapter 13: "There are some times that are unavoidable and others are hard to get around"

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Monday, May 30, 2005


3 day weekend post!
Its another holiday and every holiday, The Fro posts a random skit. Saturday was a great day. I took my brother and his friends to dinner after the prom. Come to think of it, I never been to one before. Well, hopefully I didn't miss much from it. Anyway, I got bored because I waited outside for a while and pinched a girls fine looking... ehem. It seems like I've picked up an barbaric behavior from a couple people in my culunary arts class. I'll have to purify that out of my system.

Fro logic Ver.1 Chapter 9:

“If the Fro complain, then the Fro will do something about it.”



Small skit From the Fro:



(Sitting in the forest waiting for enemy attack)

Gm: Guys, Do I have a GM II?

Gm(G): I don't know but I'm for ground combat, just check out this sheild with a seven on it.

GM (S): That's good and all but why don't you just shut up so I can just battle a Zaku and get this over with.

GM: No, guys, I'm serious... am I in a GM II?

GM (G): You have a damn sniper rifle for God sakes, why don't you look through it and wait for enemy fire. If they just so happen to get close, I'm for ground combat.

GM (S): Right... wait a minute... I have a Gm sniper so why the hell do I have a beam rifle and not the sniper?

GM (G): I'm in a GM modeled for ground combat with a machine gun. I got the weapon I desire.

GM: I just wanna know if th-

GM (S): You wanna know the truth; You are in a damn GM II!! Are you happy now!?

GM: I'm getting the hell up out then.

GM (G): You can't just abandon your post, we're the seventh MS team.

GM (S): I got a nine on my sheild. That means I belong to where ever the hell precinct the number says.

GM: The weak armor the GM II has is in the cockpit. I'm going home dammit. (Drops his sniper rifle and leaves)

GM (G): Okay, now you can use the rifle.

(He picks it up and looks through the scope)

GM (S): Oh God...

GM (G): IS it Zeon mobile suits? Take it out quick!

GM (S): It's a gouf!

GM (G) (Pulls out the cover to volume four of Mobile Suit Gundam 08th MS team) Let me see what the hell you talkin about.



GM (G): (Getting scared) Okay, is it a custom?

GM (S): No, it's just a regular blue one but it looks disgruntled! (Drops the sniper rifle and runs)

GM (G) Hey, wait for me!!

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