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Monday, March 21, 2005




Well, back to the one I call class. My first time cooking was off the hook. We were making 400 meals for the homeless and I did just what I said, cook. I avoided all washing of any types dishes (With stealth and quietly dodging). I learned how to sharpen blades of knives and how to cook fresh salmon deliciously. I'm the man *Looks in a mirror* okay... the mirror might be blasphemy from now on, the other guy in it had a fro... I don't like it *Growls*. Well on any note, its ti"me for me to get arrogant... I'm so good at writing fanfic, I should get paid for it." I'm so good at preparing meals, My fro, (Looks in a mirror)...huh!? You again... I told you never to come back with that lop sided bush!! (Tussles with a mirror)

Frologic ver1.2 Chapter 4:

" The least the Fro can do, is look nice".

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Saturday, March 19, 2005


Saturday... fanfic episode 7
Here is the seventh episode to an awesome fanfic people. Again, if you need me to email the first parts to you, just email me.

Episode 7

Carmine: (In pain) Damn… look what she did to my arm… (Casts a spell)

(A mysterious figure appears)

Naraku: So, is it you who has possession of a whole shikon jewel?

Carmine: You picked the wrong day… (Pulls out his deck)

Naraku: You do realize I am the most powerful demon among this land.

Carmine: You haven’t faced the most powerful demon this world has to offer… lets duel.

Naraku: (Changes form) that jewel will be mine.

Carmine: I’ll place variety swarm on the field!! (Summons up 200 random demons)

Naraku: Its too bad because I have a thousand…

Carmine: This battle is far from over it’s about skill not large numbers… I’ll place two trap cards on the field and end my turn.

Naraku: Ahh… I see you rely on cards. That will be your down fall. (Gets closer)

Carmine: I activate Flaming Phoenix to kamikaze in to you directly.

Naraku: Ugh… You just wait till I catch you.

Carmine: You will never even get close to me as long as I believe in my cards.

(Naraku breaks off part of his body to attack Carmine)

Carmine: Pathetic… (He freezes them) if your weaker self wishes to live… I’d suggest she’d stay out of the battle. (Turns at Kagura)

Naraku: Leave this to me then… go find something more important to do.

Kagura: Yes sir… (She leaves)

Carmine: It’s too bad that she can’t help you.

Naraku: What will you actually do when I catch you little magician.

Carmine: I will happily accept my beating but looking at you, I see that you’re very tired, and you’re not even the real one but a replica.

Naraku: What do you know!

Carmine: This ends now… (Looks at his hand) Lightning of purifying bolts! Lets see how you like it when its hard for you to regenerate.

Naraku: Damn… what are you!? (Looks around)

Carmine: Like I said… the most powerful demon this world has to offer.

Naraku: Who need regeneration when I have more then enough demons killed to absorb…

Carmine: (Laughing) I’m sad to say but this duel is over before it even began, you activated my trap cards… reveal face down card…Holy sanctity!!

Naraku: What!?

Carmine: It gives purifies the souls of every thing that recently died on this field leaving nothing for you to absorb.

Naraku: Impossible… no one can purify the dead so quickly!! (Disappears) I under estimated him… his abilities are a surprise to me but there are weak points.

Carmine: No dolls will escape my wraith! (He runs up and pulls a wooden doll out)
(Closes his eyes) Too…

(Some strings attempts to hit him)

Carmine: So, some one else has entered astray.

Sesshomaru: Hmph… a fourth of a demon shouldn’t be so powerful and arrogant.

Carmine: We’ll just see about that…

Sesshomaru: Hmmm…. (Notices his whole body has four clean marks across it)

Carmine: This is over…

Sesshomaru: (Eyes turn red) You mock me!?

Carmine: Hold on to this card for me… (Drops it and walks)

Sesshomaru: Hmmm… (Looks at it) He cancelled my demon form… I should have been more careful and less aggressive. Mark my words though, we will meet again really soon.

(Meanwhile)

Kagura: It seems like the new demon is more powerful than you Naraku, not only did he defeat your puppet but he was toying with it as well.

Naraku: That’s impossible but I must meet him face to face…(Laughs) with two sacred jewel shards I’ll be far beyond invincible... *Ponders* I’m going to need some incarnations for this one… A huge battle where only the strongest survives, this’ll be no less than exhilarating…

Kagura: *Thinking* Little does he know that I know where the Shikon jewel is actually at. While they are fighting, I can get it and become the most powerful…powerful enough to defeat Naraku and claim this world as my own. (Laughs)

End of Episode 7



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Friday, March 18, 2005


Fanfic!!
Well, kick a** fanfic. Its midnight and the Fro need some wel earned zzz. Enjoy!!

Episode 6…

Inuyasha: What!?... A whole sacred jewel shard, Kagome you can’t be serious?

Kagome: It is…

Vynd: So, that’s what you guys call it eh’?

Kagome: We are in the Feudal Era right now.

(They all look confused)

Maxwell: Psst… did you guys ever hear of something like that before?

Xenos: They could be from the East.

Maxwell: How’d we get here then?

Xenos: Could’ve been this jewel she’s been blabbering about…remember that cave we came out of.

Maxwell: The one we followed that bastard Carmine in.

Vynd: mmhmmm.

Kagome: Hey… don’t talk to me like I’m not here; If you don’t want to tell me something, you could at least move away from me.

Inuyasha: Seems s little too complicated if you ask me. I mean how could they possibly make one and if its inside someone the same thing that happen to it when Kikyo died must’ve happened.

Miroku: Who is this Carmine exactly?

Inuyasha: And why the hell did my Tetsaiga hurt him?

Maxwell: Oh, we don’t know how much exactly but there is demon’s blood in him.

Hannah: We’ve been hunting him down ever since he went on a rampage destroying anything in sight.

Sango: It looks like he was trying to play a card game with us?

Xenos: Carmine is said to be the most powerful being to ever live… He was so powerful he could use multiple magic’s at one time rendering anyone who challenges him…defenseless.

Patricia: But that’s not all… he became so arrogant that he placed all of his powers towards a complex card game. He now depends on luck to do his dirty work for him.

Inuyasha: Destroy his cards and he’s dead right?

Vynd: If you destroy his cards or he sees someone as much of a threat as him; he’ll revert back into his old self; we can’t allow that to happen.

Inuyasha: He’d better not see Naraku at full power then. Wait a minute; I don’t get how a bunch of humans expects to beat one man that powerful.

(They start twitching the eye at him)

Kagome: Ah… Inuyasha, sit!

Inuyasha: What did you do that for!?

Kagome: You are messing with these guys pride; they take their work very seriously

Maxwell: The human with special abilities is said to be able to beat him.

Hannah: That’s supposed to be me but, he’s significantly more powerful than anything imaginable.

Xenos: (Looks in a menu) with this ahh…jewel, she should only have to become stronger to defeat him.(Looks closely)Strange, Inuyasha is 3 xs more powerful than he previously was in level.

Inuyasha: That’s because you bastards didn’t let me recover from my wounds when I was injured.

Maxwell: Damn… Us three grunts are just level 20’s while everyone else averages around 40, gotta do something to get stronger. (Thinks hard)

Vynd: Damn… even the ones that just showed up are stronger than us *Ponders* and Carmine is like 75 or higher…

Sango: Even though you’re not as powerful as him, it looked like you did enough damage to him to me.

Hannah: I felt the jewel become more powerful as I got closer to him for some reason…

Maxwell: He’ll heal that off quick… we need to take the initiative on him somehow… (Thinks)

Inuyasha: I don’t get it, just let me rip open the woman for her jewel, let me have it to become a full fledged demon, and then I’ll kill him for you.

(They all gasps)

Maxwell: Take him outside!!

Inuyasha: Hey…let me go!

Sango: What do you think they’ll do to him?

Kagome: At this current moment I really don’t care.

(Outside)

Xenos: Tie him up against shish kabob stick.

Vynd: This is gonna be fun… why didn’t we think of doing this earlier?

Inuyasha: I didn’t say anything wrong… hey, what are you doing…

Vynd: Monk, we need some purifying salts.

Miroku: I always carry spare salt. (Throws it down from a tree)

Inuyasha: Why don’t you help me out here Miroku!!

Miroku: Inuyasha, You need to learn to keep your mouth shut…

Inuyasha: You have some nerve Miroku!! You keep asking random woman out and you even tried to kill me earlier!!

Miroku: I was testing your friends here; if you had lost your balance I would’ve simply stopped it.

Inuyasha: Ahh…it burns it burns!!

Xenos: What the hell is he talking about?

Maxwell: He wants us to get him out of this that bad… 1…2…3

(They lift him up and carry him)

Sango: So, Patricia… what exactly are they going to do?

Patricia: The long training in the forest… since they feel so weak, they’re going to do some extensive training.

Sango: What is the salt for? (Throws her boomerang and knocks Miroku off the tree)

Patricia: Food I guess…

Miroku: (Getting back up) Sango…heh, you can’t still be angry at me?

(Sango blocks him out)

Inuyasha: Hey, hey!! You can’t do this to me!! Sango!! Miroku!! Kagome!!

End of Episode 6

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Thursday, March 17, 2005


How could you!! No, you didn't take it!?
I've justed be fleeced by vampiremage666:



She stole every bit of ramen I had. I need to exact my revenge in a post. I'll get you one day... I may have been tricked into accepting a toy of the flavorful snack known as ramen because of its ability to never be aten by anyone, but that just means I won't be tricked the same way again!!

Fro logic:
”The Fro will become vindictive before I decide to give up.”

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005


Subject!? Do you really need one of those?


Well, I think I'm gonna give up the fanfic contest (I didn't know trying to throw stuff together was so difficult) I don't really know when I'm posting up the fanfic I've been working on, probably Saturday. So far I've posted 5 episodes. I don't know how you people go to school five days a week because its so tiring. I applaud you all who do it. Matter of fact, I'd call you a role model if you work hard and everyone didn't have to go through it. No, I couldn't find a Scooby and the youngest one everyone else thinks thats in it is 24. I kinda just sat there quiet because as arrogant as she was acting, ooo... I really wouldn't want her to know. See you guys at the coffee house.

Fro logic ver 1.2 chapter 2

“When the Fro want a snack, I’d go to the store.”

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005


Oh no...Oh No...



Gotta make fanfic of Inuyasha for a contest. Yeah, making another one but still keep thinking about the other. (Shrugs) I'll just throw anything together and see what happens, its just a contest full of younger teens eh, what do they know. Tomorrow is the bit day for my classes to start. I'm gonna act a fool. If I hear someone call me Shaggy again, (Thats what I get for talking like I was high) its personal... the Fro is gonna go around asking people strange questions till I find someone who acts close to scooby and we're going to rent a van and go out to scare people.

Fro logic ver 1 chapter 1

“The Fro is never down, just frustrated.”

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Monday, March 14, 2005


What!?
Whats wrong with people... I got pms from a couple people that don't even comment saying,"You posting up that fanfic ep tomorrow." I don't think people wants to read it every single time they go to the Fro's site. Okay, heres the scoop...





Neopolitan Icecream... what the heck is it? This flavorful ice cream has been deceiving me brand after brand. Guess why? (Insert why) Because the Chocolate always taste the same... the generics, chocolate is the same as name brand. I even tried Edy's *gasps* its fluffier with a smooth texture but still, STILL taste the same. Oh why must you never change chocolate. The Vanilla is always different and the strawberry varies but the chocolate is unchanging...

Fro logic: Being bored is not possible with a creative mind.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005


Other half...Yaaaaaah!!



I've been told the truth... I've written better! Of course I have but does that really matter? I'll accept this constructive critism and move forth. I've already written 10 episode though...*sigh*. Oh well... enjoy people, enjoy.



Episode 5

Inuyasha: I’ve finally got close enough to you… Wind scar!!

(Carmine watches it)

Carmine: (Curled up) Owwww!!

Inuyasha: He survived it? Wait a minute… he smells human, it shouldn’t have even worked; what’s going on? Let’s see you survive this!! (Gets closer) Iron Reavor Soul-

Carmaine: I activate noxious gas… all the stuff that comes out of the exhaust of a car in one depth defying smell… lets see how you like that towards your sensitive nose.

(Inuyasha become stunned)

Carmine:… ah, yes Hannah, you sure have been waiting there a long time.

Hannah: To relish every moment of the pain I’m about to deliver to you…

Miroku: Now all we have to do is get to Carmine.

Carmine: I must warn each and every one of you… I have placed Guarantied kill, Kawaii death, disgraceful sacrifice, and make shift suicide on the field… who wants to try them out!!

Maxwell: Okay Vynd… go with God.

Vynd: Why me?

Maxwell: You are one of the most important, so you must go sacrifice your life, to get Carmine killed.

Vynd: (Frightened) Okay then…. (He keeps attempting but is too afraid)

Miroku: I’ll go but there is just one thing I have to ask…

(They all look at him)

Miroku: (Gets on one knee) Patricia, would you mind bearing my child?

Patricia: umm… well… this was kinda sudden a-and…

(Sango appears on Kilala and hits him over the head with the boomerang)

Sango: I can’t believe what you just did Miroku!!

Miroku: ahh… surely you misunderstood what I said.

Sango: Save it buster! (Goes after Carmine)

Carmine: Ah… a variable has appeared on the field. (Looks through his hand) … must believe in the heart of the cards. (Pulls one out of his deck) *sigh* one has actually caught me I guess. (Looks up)

Sango: Hiraikotsu

Carmine: You are going to have to try a lot harder than that! Shuriken!

(Sango Blocks them with her boomerang)

Sango: You’re going down…Hiraikotsu!!

Carmine: This again… (Catches it) You’re going to have to try a bit harder th-

Hannah: Good bye!!

Inuyasha: Huh!?

(Hannah touches his heart and shoots a beam through her hand)

Carmine: WTF!! (Barely dodges tearing some flesh through his arm)… Yeeeeouch!!! (Runs)

Hannah: Get back here!! (Runs into a barrier) when did this get hear grrr… Hits slashes it repeatedly with her large sword?

Inuyasha: I saw what you did, hand it over!

Sango: Inuyasha, what’s wrong?

Inuyasha: She’s got to some shards of the sacred shikon jewel to pull that off.

Hannah: What are you talking about!?

Inuyasha: Trying to play dumb huh!

Hannah: You want a piece of me? (Turns around)

Inuyasha: Don’t mind if I do… (Clenches his fists)

Hannah: You really don’t want to mess with me!!

Inuyasha: I got you now!! (Dashes towards her)

Kagome: Sit boy!!

(Inuyasha helplessly falls to the ground)

Hannah: What!?

Kagome: Don’t worry about Inuyasha, he does that sometimes.

Sango: Miroku. Me and you have to talk…

Miroku: You just didn’t hear the whole si

(Inuyasha glaring at them)

Inuyasha: Alright… now since they’re gone I wanna know how the hell she pulled that move off! Wait a minute Kagome… you should be able to sense the jewel shards.

Kagome: *Confused*

Inuyasha: Spit it out Kagome!!

Kagome: Ummm… To be quite honest Inuyasha I don’t get it as well…

Inuyasha: Maybe if you’d decide to tell me, then I’d figure it out!!

Kagome: She actually has a whole shikon jewel.

End of chapter 5


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Saturday, March 12, 2005


Half the ep... half the ep...
Since its only half an episode since someone suggested it, its their fault if you don't like it.

Episode 4

(Nightfall arrives)

(Vynd walks around with a bell)

Vynd: Okay people…wake up!
Miroku: Considering the fact that we travel in small numbers, shouldn’t you be a little quieter before you attracts some vicious demons.

Hannah: That’s the whole idea… why do you think we waited til nightfall?

Miroku: I see… (Walks over to Inuyasha) Inuyasha, do you have any idea what they’re trying to accomplish?

Inuyasha: Why’d you think I’d even know? They won’t tell me anything, it’s like we’re mindlessly roaming around.

Xenos: Alright grunts, here are your lanterns.

Maxwell: I believe we should travel straight ahead like we’ve always been doing.

Miroku: I’ll try to gather information from one of them, you keep doing what you do Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: and what is that exactly?

Miroku: Never mind.

(While they are traveling)

Miroku: So ah…Patricia is it? You wouldn’t mind telling me your plans would you?

Patricia: Why certainly, I plan to get married a-

Miroku: *Sigh* If only that was what I meant.

Patricia: Oh, we plan to drag out the monster summoner, Carmine.

Inuyasha: Doesn’t sound too tough to me.

Patricia: Don’t say that so loud… everyone is ultra sensitive about not being able to beat him.

Vynd: Considering the fact that I am grunt lamp in the back, I heard every word!

Maxwell: What the heck is going on in the back?

Miroku: ahh… (Looks around)

Patricia: Hey, which one of you did that!! (Looks at Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: Don’t look this way I’m not interested in stuff like that.
Vynd: None this happened till that monk appeared.

Patricia: It was you!

Miroku: Ahh…

Patricia: *Sigh*

Maxwell: Are you sure you are ready for this…

Hannah: I’m ready for anything.

Xenos: (Talking loud) Remember to stay cool no matter what, he likes to take advantage of weak points.

Inuyasha: Let me get close to him and give a taste of my Tetsiaga.

Vynd: Well, here’s your chance.

(They notice someone in a dark cloak)

Carmine: (Invigorated) So, you have finally arrived!!

Hannah: …you will pay for what you did.

Carmine: Yes, I will be rewarded greatly.

Maxwell: Don’t let them converse before flares get started… Grunts take in-

Carmine: (Get louder) Hold it!! and that will end my turn.

Maxwell: (Building rage) …fine.

Inuyasha: The guy didn’t even do anything. Wasting his first move doing nothing was his first and last mistake.

Carmine: I’ll play, Rear attack Iron Drone’s on the field, I will place this card face down, and that will end my turn.

Inuyasha: What the hell did that do?...

Carmaine: Let me explain, as long as there are nine of them on the field, they are a FORCE TO BE RACKONNED WITH!

Miroku: This’ll be easy… Wind Tunn-

Carmine: You activated my trap card… Void cancellation!!
Xenos: We’ve made a grave miscalculation… just look at how strong and fast he is.

Patricia: … Hey wait… maybe it’s because everyone keeps talking with him?

Maxwell: …

Hannah: We need plan.

Maxwell: …

Patricia: Hmm… let’s think…

Max well: (Snaps) Oh for Godsakes… just kill the drones, we already made a plan!!

Carmaine: and that plan shall surely fail.

9 Drones: We going in nine deep. (They mass together and walk straight down)

Xenos: The only way to beat a wall is with one.

(Vynd, Maxwell, Xenos, Patricia, and Miroku go after the drones)

9 Drones: We going in nine deep.

Vynd: I hate my job… I hate my job…

Maxwell: Focus, we have to kill the drones before they get us…

(Maxwell lunges at one with his axe)

8 Drones: We going in nine deep! (They all attack at the same time only to hit Maxwell once)
Maxwell: Drones are so-so annoying!! Damn it…. I hate Carmine!!

Carmine: Of course you do… I’ll place another card face down and then I’ll go in defense mode…that will end my turn!!

Vynd: Let’s work together!! (Vynd chokes one with his Bo staff)

Xenos: That is living armor you know.

Vynd: (Shrugs) It really doesn’t matter, shut up and finish the damn move!

Xenos: Okay… (Stabs through it and Vynd knocks it down)

7 Drones: We’re going in 9 deep!!

Patricia: They keep saying the same words and they still act the same…

Miroku: If that’s the case… even with my wind tunnel significantly weakened… this should work! (Runs up to the drones) Wind tunnel!! (The wind tunnel didn’t work but they walked straight in)

Xenos: Disturbing… lets finish this jester off!

End of Episode 4A

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Okay people... about the fanfic half-a-post
Okay... I decided half since someone told me where to stop... don't blame me if you feel ripped off...

(In 1 hour)

3:00 Eastern time

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