Friday, March 11, 2005

Very Long Post!! Very Long Post!! Or id it?
Last night was off the walls, the coffee had made me feel kinda bad so The fro wasn't really suppose to post. Sorry about that people. I was down that day until "Sitarose"
found me a song that I liked a whole lot... listened to it for no less than hour. I went to do a drug screening today(No, i don't use drugs) and for some strange reason, I thought about the physical I had a while ago and it was kinda disturbing. Heres how it went. (I will use my real name)

Dr.Wilson: Did encounter have any sexual activities at all?

Derrick: Nope.

Dr.Wilson: Any drugs or alcohol?

Derrick: Don't do that.

Dr. Wilson: Any sexual activities over the years?

Derrick: Nope. (Wait a minute, he asked twice) So umm... why did you ask that twice.

Dr. Wilson: Derrick, you know I had to make sure, not everyone knows what sex is. So, did you use any condoms?

Derrick: It shouldn't even had got this far, you know what I said.

Dr. Wilson: Just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.

Derrick: and ahh,,, what if I said yes?

Dr. Wilson: you know everything we say is confiendential.

Derrick: Then keep it to yourself I just said no.

Okay, that was annoying... must've been real bored to think about something like that.

Part 2 of my post:



I went to go to the game room yesterday to duel my brother's friends in Tekken 5. Me and my bro got tore up and had fun doing it. We tried to make plan, then we started using coded messages, and then I finally got comfortable. I couldn't believe he still saw our actual skills through out the mishap. (Hes good) In MyO, his name is shintoga people. I got to show off terribly though and wish I learned how to fight on the left side of the T.V. When my hands actually stop trembling, it'll be time for me to go 100%.

Fro logic version 2 chapter 2:
“A little competition is good for the Fro.”

P.S: Fanfic at the bottom...
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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Perfect sandwich...
Bear with the Fro people, (I had coffee) and it struck me down with sleep and a mellow mood... feel kind all up there if you ask me... maybe I should just sleep. Good fanfic one day from this post.
Anyway...



Lets begin with how to make a perfect sandwich. First you uh... first you take out some wheat bread (What ever that is). And slab on some fresh meat, choose wisley of course. then you pull out that green leafy thing that discolors itself after you keep peeling off the pretty green. The more colorful, the more nutrients. Okay... next its time fore the heaonly whipped mayo. Slab on as much as you desire but don't try feeding me with one crammed with the creamy goodness. I heard too much will kill the flavor. Next, you need that tomato... (What? is that right. The coffee told me it cause some people to have allergic reactions. slice it and place it on the side of the table. oh yeah... ground pepper. you gotta make sure its black. (What?
This just in, coffee says black like my fro. (Coffee, you can't tell people the truth about the fro being black... no one even cares. (Void what you just said huh? The coffee apologizes for being a contraversal pain in the a**. (You don't like how I bleep stuff out? (Why? (Okay, I'll finish the sandwich. Then of course you eat if desire. (Huh? Of course people eat a sandwhich, why else would they make it? (For fun? (Oh come on. Oh yeah... coffee aplogizes for ruining this post and will stay away from it for (Looks on a piece of paper) long time... thank you. Now let the adventures begin!!

Fro logic: “If the Fro is too confusing, shrug”
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Wednesday, March 9, 2005

Whoohoo!! Fanfic time!!

These fanfics kick mad a**. This is the third part to it. (I had to mixe two together because I couldn't finish the first part about a month ago). If you want to find the previous ones, its about one week back there somewhere in the archives. Oh yeah, don't forget to go to my brother's site "Zan" to check out his actuall story. Oh yeah... real jacked up day ahead of me. Well, enough of me wasting your time...



Episode 3:

Inuyasha: What took you guys so long to get up anyway!?

Maxwell: Waiting for something.

Inuyasha: What are you guys any way? You don’t have any allegiance toward anything what-so-ever so you can’t be working for someone…. Yah don’t do anything important, when I first came here all you did was inconvience people in a castle? Sounds more like harassment to me.

Hannah: Maybe if you’d stop asking questions we’d tell you.

Xenos: Tell him about the time I danced off a bridge trying to impress some attractive young ladies.

Patricia: No, I think he should know about the time I fell off that same bridge because of you.

Inuyasha: Will you guys just shut up!! This has no importance to anyone! I need to know what’s going on, not some old boring stories.

Maxwell: I hope you know there are lots of good stories between us.

Vynd: Like the ti-

Inuyasha: That’s it… I’m going A.W.O.L (Absent without leave)

Hannah: You just told us your plan… you need to change it to…something else now.

(They hear a strange sound coming from some bushes)

Inuyasha: Miroku?

Miroku: Ahh, Inuyasha, I knew I’d see you hear.

Inuyasha: What the hell are you doing here!?

Miroku: It seems like you’ve made enemies.

Inuyasha: What’re you doing with an E over your head anyway?

Miroku: I was going to ask you why you don’t have one.

Inuyasha: You’d better start talking before I let my fist do the talking.

Miroku: Some goblins told me about you… you are so mischievousness Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: It was self defense! What’d they do to get you to help; usually you just lie so you could sleep some where free.

Miroku: Now now Inuyasha, they offered. (Counts with his fingers) They had comfortable beds, good wine, and excellent entertainment; it was only natural for me to accept this offer.

Inuyasha: Did they find you wife too yah moron.

Miroku: If necessary they mig-

Inuyasha: That’s enough Miroku!!

Miroku: Don’t be so hasty Inu- (Jumps back) Wind Tunnel!!

Inuyasha: (jam’s his sword in the ground holding tight) You, you cheap coward.

Miroku: We all know I have high potential in beating you Inuyasha but, I must get rid of you quick for my bounty.

Inuyasha: Damn…you!!

Vynd: We are just sitting here doing nothing, shouldn’t we do something?

Maxwell: (Zones into the situation) okay… be careful when approaching this guy, we must avoid the wind tunnel at all times.

Xenos: He seems to completely defenseless right now.

Patricia: So, a basically, we must avoid where he is pointing that wind tunnel.

Xenos: Let’s go before Inuyasha gets sucked in.

Inuyasha: Guys… what ever happened to the squares you know what they usually have in stragey RPG’s, squares on the field?

Maxwell: This is 3D man… not one of them old sissy ones.

Hannah: (Shrugs) What happened to your favorite lines?

Maxell: *Sigh*

Xenos: It appears someone has moved before us.

Hannah: (laughing) that’s it!?

Maxwell:…

Hannah: (Get in his face) it is!! (Continues laughing to the floor)

Vynd: It’s not that funny…

Inuyasha: Umm…guys… a little help over here.

(Two jagged looking goblins appears from behind them)

Hannah: Should’ve known… (She attacks)

Goblin 1: Only a fool would attack me from the front… deflect!!…

Hannah: Damn….

Goblin 2: (Getting excited) Finish the combo man, finish the combo…

Goblin 1: Will you just…. Shut up!! (He counters with a leg sweep.

Hannah: Next turn, you’re mine.

Maxwell: If we can use our combined might, we might be able to rule the battle field Vynd and Xenos.

Vynd: Lets do it then!!

Xenos: Combination…

(They summon up magic.)

Hannah: Wait a minute…. That’s it? I never even knew you guys even knew magic?... cowards if you ask me.

Goblin 2: Okay… here’s the plan… bite’em to death.

Goblin 1: You’re kidding right?... you have to be kidding.

Goblin 2: I mean they are just humans.

Goblin 1: Just kill the damn woman so we can kill the magical grunts and get this over with…

Goblin 2: Right… maybe we should just run or something.

Goblin 1: For once, you’re on to something.

(They dash away)

Hannah: Don’t think you could run away from me!! (Runs after them)

Miroku: (Cowards)

Inuyasha: Miroku, if you stop this now I’ll go easy on you.

Miroku: Inuyasha, how do you expect me to lose, the young lady to the left side of me.

Patricia: You knew huh?

Miroku: It seems I’m completely defenseless.

Patricia: Say your prayers….

(Miroku uses his foot to catch her rapier between the staff and flips it away)

Miroku: Seems like you fell for my little trap after all…

Patricia: (Twitching the eyes) You d-didn’t!!

Vynd: Uh-Oh, you’ve just unlocked the demon that been dwelling inside of her…

Patricia: I-I-I’ll kill you quick!!

Miroku: (Starting to sweat) heh…

Vynd: If you don’t do something, she’ll also get first attack and you’ll then be destroyed in a little less than one turn.

Patricia: *Grins devilishly*

Miroku: Seems like I’ll just have to kill you first… (Stops the wind tunnel and points his hand towards her)

Patricia: (Smiling) you do realize it is over for you….

Miroku: and why is that… I’ll just use my wind tunnel ag-

Inuyasha: Not so fast Miroku… while I’ve been sitting here trying to avoid getting sucked in by you wind tunnel, I didn’t get my turn yet…

Miroku: (Looks dumb) I kinda forgot about that Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Say your prayers… Iron Reavor Soul stealer!! (Looks around) Huh!? Why didn’t it work.

Miroku: Inuyasha… you should know you can’t hurt your own allies.

Inuyasha: What!? You compromised that easy?

Miroku: We all know I would’ve been mince meat against one of your attacks…

Patricia: Now go get my sword.

Miroku: Me?

Patricia: Go on… get it.

Inuyasha: Hey, what about the goblins…

Maxwell: We bluffed’em…

Xenos: it took team work to do it.

Hannah: I’d say you guys just did it so you wouldn’t have to do anything.

Vynd: There is no point-

Xenos: In doing anything-

Maxwell: When grunts are not on the initiative.

(They start laughing)

Hannah: But you guys did make a plan?

Maxwell:…

Vynd:…
Xenos:…

Inuyasha: Where are we Miroku?

Miroku: The real question is where, are they…

Inuyasha: You mean we are in our right time?

Moirkou: Yes but apparently they aren’t.

Inuyasha: Then why’d I fall from such a height?

Miroku: Because, Sesshomaru knocked you way up in the air with his powerful demon sword for you making a fool of yourself… and you was never seen again.

Inuyasha: Wait a minute… he can’t beat me!?

Miroku: I never said he did.

Inuyasha: and another thing… Hey wait a minute; you made it sound like I died!!

Miroku: Some say that is possible.

Inuyasha: I’m right here and how long has it been.

Miroku: About 2 weeks.

Maxwell: That’s all nice and all but can you please save this conversation for tomorrow!?

Inuyasha: Its not even dar-

(Inuyasha and Maroku finds them sleep as soon as they turn around)

Miroku: See, they even show signs of abnormal sleeping patterns.

Inuyasha: Are you saying these guys can travel efficiently at night?

Miroku: Let’s wait and see Inuyasha…

(End of episode 3)






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Tuesday, March 8, 2005

What!? Clean up my room? This is why family sucks
How can the Fro just up and clean this up...



what, poor water over it? I would actually listen once in a while if I didn't have to pay rent. Almost 20 years old...Oh well... the Fro like my room all junky and stuff... it aint my fault. I mean, Its dust free, what else could you ask for?

Fro logic ver 1 Chapter 10:

“The Fro is like a well sometimes, I only have limited uses.”

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Monday, March 7, 2005

Oh no... no rave!!



Upon posting what raving actually is, we realizee just how bad it is to be one and both of our abilty to accept disgrace as becoming rave masters was hurt. I then asked," I'll just be the new rave master by default since you don't want to be". He replied," Nah nah nah, I'm honored to wield the digracful title of," Rave Master" and will never give it up...easy. Its postponed for a while. (Looks down) Well... big day today, I'm gonna go work on my fanfic while I'm still in confusion to see what kinda weird stuff I come up with.... then modify it to the max so it can become something. Oh yeah, just one more week til my classes start (March 14th) begin.

P.S: This song reminds me of men piled in a chariot chasing something pointless
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

Here is what We do to become a Rave Master
A rave is nothing more than an argument about nothing. Here is what you need to even try (It probably not even possible for the people that visit) to become a rave master. If you can handle all this, you 1/4 of the way there.

1) Low moral value (The lower the better)

2) The ability to speak of nothing and act like you no what your oppenent is even talking about.

3) If you have a gf or bf, you might not have one after they listen to what you talked about and if theres a girl or boy you had a chance in getting, you could forget it now.

4)You have to bear shame and lose all self respect...honorably.

5) Arrogants is useless to have until further notice.

6) If you say the words,"Huh, what did you just say", you lost.

7) Last but not least... you CAN'T have a strong religious background.

8) Raveing takes a mass horde of logic.

(The most important and not affiliated with the quizz... If you can offend anyone with pure ignorance, and not feel a thing (Or you could fake you don't) than you're 1/2 the way there) this is all together 3/4 of the way there
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Rave Master!! (I'll rant to the fullest this time)


Time to rave huh!? Me and my brother Zan fighting to see who is the rave master.... We will rant to the fullest. I hate doing this. It takes morale down and you have to degrade yourself beyond your pathetic limits of pride to win. I might not stand a chance against him but, its worth a try. Go to his site to hear the techno version of the rave music.
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Saturday, March 5, 2005

Gotta kick my bro's a**
Thanks to him, I was barred from using my fro logics for a couple weeks because he spreaded false info about me being a missionary of frologics and that I'm a messiah of my own religion. Also, hes been pming people telling them that I died because my Fro suffocated on some activator (The jerry curl one).



I'm going to post Frologics up in everyones comment box today... Wohoo!!

(No Fro logic today... gotta save'em up for people)

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Friday, March 4, 2005

huh?...what.?.. when did this happen?
I'm in complete disarray...



What is this?... Some kinda of joke... NO!! Its not. The Fro is has fallen under a trance for the one named Melissa (A.K.A KaWaiixLiLxbLu). I remember first time we met, we kept spouting nonsense at each other... She kinda shocked me with her very flirtatious attitude. I was thinking,"Man, I bet she acts like this towards everyone she meets." It didn't even bother me because we always laughed off our useless and pointless conversations(Still do). I was suprised finding out she knew people I knew inderctly knew through my brother. Odd... oh well. Anyway, I'm dedcating this post to her (I'm keeping my Zaku). I want her to know how I feel since she keeps telling me and I kinda shrug it off and avoided it because I thought she was just joking. The funniest thing I think I could see in the future, is us claiming to be cheating on each other with each other (Yeah,we do strange stuff like that) I just feel bad for missing valentines day (I honestly thought it was at the end of February)... I must be so stupid taking a chance like this (With the stuff I'm saying, shes bound to be building rage) and she also had a taste of the ignorant version of the Fro in her comments again (A.K.A Lord Fro) which probably left her in complete confusion(Hey, she did that to herself). Why am I still typing...must...stop...typing.
Hopefully when she sees her friends, they'll forget who or what I am because, they caught me by suprise coming over and playing videogames with my bro and I don't like a conversation geared towards me when I'm not there to hear it plus, they're very funny and goofy, and funny and goofy. (I know, I made a run on overlapping some run on sentences) Which is annoying to some people. Me, I'm just funny.Well, fanfic under this post still... you can go read if you didn't or you're just that bored that you had to get a second helping. Have a nice day people cause I'm going to play my brand new, Tekken 5.

Fro logic Ver. 1 chapter 6:

“The Fro usually means what I say.”

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Thursday, March 3, 2005

Yes... Finally... Posting it up for real...
The Fro didn't edit nothing... mistakes are possible... I didn't read it over to really enjoy it but I didn't get the chance. Must read it... can't...focus... oh well... I'll just read it tomorrow. Enjoy, I'll post up my favorite part thats about to come up in the next part. Like before until otherwise...

Grunts=Males
Soldiers=Females

Fro logic Neo ver1 Chapter 2
“Don’t blame the Fro cause I tried hard…really!”




(Inuyasha falls from the sky)

Inuyasha: Whooooa!!

Grunt 1: Back up... just in the nick of time.

Grunt 2: Man, I was just about to besiede the castle all by...my... (Points the finger) self.

Soldier 1: Stop acting like you even stand a chance by yourself.

Grunt 2: I can dream can't I!?

Inuyasha: Who ever said I was help ing you and where the hell am I?

Soldier 1: Just looking at his ears, I wonder if this demon's on our side.

Grunt 2: Whats wrong with that... I mean look at him, hes half a demon. Theres no better bargain than that.

Inuyasha: Hello! What make you guys think I'm gonna help a bunch of losers anyway!!

(All five of them shrug)

Soldier 2: So umm...now what?

(Enemies start walking out of the castle)

Enemy Leader: Seems like some wonderers got lost.

Grunt 1: See that E over their heads, they're bad.

Inuyasha: I don't understand what you're trying to say!

Enemy soldier 1: Look, its half a demon.

Enemy Grunt 1: What is it, some kinda cat or something. Don't worry, I'll give you the dead you so rightfully deserve.

Enemy Grunt 2: Could I salt him and eat'em?

Inuyasha: (Talking low clinching his fist) I don't like their attitudes.

Grunt 1: Take out the enemy leader and they will become disoriented. Inu, I see you gotta rusty sword on the field.

Inuyasha: I can't unleash its full power on humans?

Soldier 1: You're in our world now. Thats all you gots to equip and you can't take it off.

Grunt 3: We've wasted enough time!

Grunt 1: Follow my lead... Its time to take initiative!!

All the grunts: Grunts take initiative!!

(They all surround one one person and attack)

Inuyasha: Fools!! Now I'm surrounded!! (Attacks with his sword)

(The enemy grunts starts laughing at him)

Enemy grunt 1: I feel so sorry for you, I'll give you another chance.

Inuyasha: Thats it!! Iron Reaver Soul St-

Grunt 1: Wait! You're only level one, you can't do that yet.

Inuyasha: Then how long do I have to wait!?

Grunt 2: Level 10 or maybe, if you get lucky it’ll just take five.

Grunt 3: Plus, you can’t unequip your weapon so just bear with it.

Soldier 1: Your going down… (Kills a grunt)

Soldier 2: These guys suck. (Kills a soldier)

Inuyasha: Guys, a little help over here…

Enemy leader: I’m going to have to kill some ladies tonight… (Pulls out a large sword) Play time over!

Soldier 2: Come over here and give me the dead I so rightfully deserve.

Enemy Leader: ooooo… whats this. (Picks it up and takes it)

(Inuyasha kills one enemy and gets a level up)

(All his allies gasps)

Inuyasha: Now what did I do?

Grunt 3: (Twitching the eyes) That knight leader guy took our item from some poor soldiers dead corpse which I was about to take after out soldiers worked so hard to kill her!!

(They all snap and kill the leader)

Inuyasha: I don’t get this at all.

Grunt 1: Lesson 1,” When you see the enemy take a bag, kill’em”

Inuyasha: Kinda barbaric don’t ya think?

Soldier 1: I just thought of something?

Grunt 2: Just say it.

Soldier 1: How are we gonna take control of a whole castle with this small unit?

Grunt 3: We’ve wasted enough time… now’s our chance to flee.

Episode 2: Goblin Fury
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Inuyasha: Why the hell are you all so reckless anyway?

(They all block’s him out and keeps going)

Soldier 2: Since I don’t talk much, I’ll give you the proper introduction.

Inuyasha: Finally, someone with since.

Soldier 2: I’m,”Patricia”. The guy who talks to you like a tutorial’s name is,” Maxwell”.

Grunt 2: The best part of waking up is folders in your…cuuup.

Maxwell: Shut up Vynd!!

Patricia: For God sakes, that not even his name.

Vynd: It isn’t my fault he looks fresh brewed.

Maxwell: What did you say!? (Grabs his shirt)

Vynd: You heard me!!

Inuyasha: I don’t really care about their conflicts… last person.

Patricia: That’s Hannah over there.

Hannah: What!?

Inuyasha: What is up with that Grunt-

(They look around)

Maxwell: Damn… surrounded.

Inuyasha: (Looks around) Demons… I’d love to take everyone of them out right now (clinches his fist)

Demon 1: You’re going down… with the six of us here… we are unstoppable.

(Vynde looks around)

Vynde: (Whining) Its just six?... that’s not even a battle and pl

Grunt 3: I’m still a grunt… my name is, (Struts) “ Xenos” they’re just goblins.

Goblin 2: Goblin?... (Looks down)

Goblin 1: oh, that’s it… let’s see what you’re made of.

Maxwell: Grunts take intiative!!

(The three guys surrounds one goblin and kill it)

Inuyasha: Back to that again huh? I could take out a hundred demon because... This time I have the, (Shouts while dashing) tetsaiga!! (He stops) Huh!?

Demon 1: Looks like you went too far.

Demon 2: Kick his ass!!

Demon 1: Uh-oh, Uh-oh… Shaking any boppin the head (Does some fancy foot action)

Demon 2: Now you all vulnerable and stuff

Hannah: Arrogant fools…(Shakes her head)

Demon 3: Just surround him and get this over with. (They surround him)

Inuyasha: You guys better pray to some kind of God I don’t survive this attack.

(They attack him)

Inuyasha: (Kneeling down) Pretty good but (Gets up) Not good enough!!

Patricia: What this… (She dash attacks)

Hannah: You have to do better than that… (as soon as she attacks)

Vynd: Hell yeah!! (He does an X strike with her)

Hannah: You bastard!!

Vynd: What…a…rush!!

Hannah: I’m not one to double team!! (She tackles him behind his back)

Maxwell: Well… I’ll just go watch that.

Xenos: Interesting…

Inuyasha: Now its just you and me…
Goblin 1: Don’t you know what I did earlier… I’m sorry.

Patricia: I hate the, “I’m sorry” plea.

Inuyasha: Good bye!! (He slashes him)… Hey, where is the last one?

Patricia: Vynd let it get away…

Inuyasha: Aww man… when you let one go… they’re bound to show up in larger numbers.

(Hannah just so happens to hear him)

Hannah:… large… numbers? (Giggles devilishly and lets Vynd go) I’ll let you live this time)

Vynd: (Getting up) We’re not done yet!! I know you’re scared of all this.

Xenos: Don’t feel bad… we all lose at some point.

Maxwell: But getting overpowered by a woman is new to me.

(They both laugh)

Vynd: Go ahead… laugh… I bet one goblin can beat the both of you.

Xenos: (Laughs a tear out) At least… (Laughs loud) at least there’s no proof.

Inuyasha: Where the hell are we headed and whats going on… (He turns around after hearing all them arguing and find them all sleep around a fire) That was quick… I gotta find away to get out of here… (Picks up some beef jerky over the fire and eats it) tomorrow.





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