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Wednesday, March 2, 2005


Fro, what the heck are you thinking?


The Fro seemsed to misplace the paper I used to write my fanfic... half a chapter just teased some poeple. Stupid Mp3's, why have you forsaken me... can't put my song up... oh well, I guess this'll do. I'm pretty much buying time for two weeks because in the class I'm taking, they're waiting for spring so they don't have to take days off. Here is something interesting (And pointless) I'm posting up...

Look, if a woman wants to see the Fro, nothing wrong with that but, I must warn that I'm good at guessing what people look like. These are for those girls that want to try and date the fro...

(Keep in mind it is from greatest threat, to least... top 3 is a definate no)

1)Smoke weed... we done.

2) Hit the bottome of a pack cigarettes... We done.

3) Smoke cigarettes... we done.

4) Come to see me, never been to Maryland and just so happen to walk us to a liquor store... We gone.

5) Look me dead in the eyes, I say something, you still don't realized who I am... got till I leave, we done.

6) Repeat every Fro logic I put up in order (I really can't see this happening) and then use them all in the wrong situation... we done.

7) Feel the top of my head when I just cut my hair, look for my Fro, and look at me dead serious...we done.

8) Zone out when I find you and don't even know I called your name... we done until further notice.
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I know... there are guys thats like man... I wanna kick that Fro's a**. I got something for guys that want to be actual friends with the Fro. Heres some advice not to piss me off to the point where I knock you out or just walk away like I never knew you.

1) Pull out some weed in my presence.

2) Don't know what a nintendo is.

3) Go to an otaku invention dressed as, "Any type of woman in a mini skirt." (You know what... don't even look at me)

4) Start pouting cause you can't beat me in any video games.

5) Can't even boil ramen.

6) Come to a party playing a RPG.
6.5) Come to a party suggesting some one plays an RPG.

7) Call the Fro gay... Potentially number 3) Call the Fro gay with a serious face.

8) Call yourself the rave master without any knowlege of it.
8.5) Call yourself the rave master when you get confused by me simply saying hello

9) Try to spout nonsense that confuses even yourself.

10) Talk about shaving my head bald with a straight edge.

I don't see who'd have time to read all this...





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Tuesday, March 1, 2005


Yes...
The Fro woke up into a complete daze. I thought I was in a world full of plentiful nothing. Complete blank... nothing... blaspemy. Then I got up and realized it was getting late and had to rush. Feel the utmost awesomeness of my new song!!

... okay... dosen't work, here is a make shift for now... gonna have to find it.


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Monday, February 28, 2005


The Fro is back... The Fro... is back!!


There is a "Strange Wind", blowing across my Fro. My computers been altered but, it gets the job done. Snow storm!! Boooo!! Always happenes when I least expect it. Oh well... (Looks at the snow) Might as well do something resourceful with it...

Neo Fro logic ver1. chapter 13: "There are some times that are unavoidable and others are hard to get around"


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Saturday, February 26, 2005


Ahh...Man!!
Too bad The Fro can't post up the fanfic in the library because the library computers always wrong me one way or another. Anyway, hope you guys are doing well because I certainly am. Luck is definatly on my side. My plan to be a chef is about to be going through phase one. Can't seem to keep a date either...oh well... The Fro must venture out the library real quick.
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Tuesday, February 15, 2005


The Fro is back...sorta
Hey, sorry I don't have time to do stuff like, go to sites, and type pm's, and stuff... My comp is currently in a repair shop but I'm wondering whats taking so long... something else must've been wrong.

Not much time... must type as fast as I can for this fanfic. Its a strategy RPG twist with Inuyasha in it... I'll put as much as I can on. Pay attention to the short cuts I put up.

LEGEND:

-Grunts= Males
-Soldiers= Females

(Inuyasha falls from the sky)

Inuyasha: Whooooa!!

Grunt 1: Back up... just in the nick of time.

Grunt 2: Man, I was just about to besiede the castle all by...my... (Points the finger) self.

Soldier 1: Stop acting like you even stand a chance by yourself.

Grunt 2: I can dream can't I!?

Inuyasha: Who ever said I was help ing you and where the hell am I?

Soldier 1: Just looking at his ears, I wonder if this demon's on our side.

Grunt 2: Whats wrong with that... I mean look at him, hes half a demon. Theres no better bargain than that.

Inuyasha: Hello! What make you guys think I'm gonna help a bunch of losers anyway!!

(All five of them shrug)

Soldier 2: So umm...now what?

(Enemies start walking out of the castle)

Enemy Leader: Seems like some wonderers got lost.

Grunt 1: See that E over their heads, they're bad.

Inuyasha: I don't understand what you're trying to say!

Enemy soldier 1: Look, its half a demon.

Enemy Grunt 1: What is it, some kinda cat or something. Don't worry, I'll give you the dead you so rightfully deserve.

Enemy Grunt 2: Could I salt him and eat'em?

Inuyasha: (Talking low clinching his fist) I don't like their attitudes.

Grunt 1: Take out the enemy leader and they will become disoriented. Inu, I see you gotta rusty sword on the field.

Inuyasha: I can't unleash its full power on humans?

Soldier 1: You're in our world now. Thats all you gots to equip and you can't take it off.

Grunt 3: We've wasted enough time!

Grunt 1: Follow my lead... Its time to take initiative!!

All the grunts: Grunts take initiative!!

(They all surround one one person and attack)

Inuyasha: Fools!! Now I'm surrounded!! (Attacks with his sword)

(The enemy grunts starts laughing at him)

Enemy grunt 1: I feel so sorry for you, I'll give you another chance.

Inuyasha: Thats it!! Iron Reaver Soul St-

Grunt 1: Wait! You're only level one, you can't do that yet.

Inuyasha: Then






I'll finsh this in a half hour!!







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Monday, February 7, 2005


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The Fro is so tired... must make it to the library...must be getting lazy...Ack!! The suns in my eyes... why the heck is it so damn hot, its still winter. I'm not tired, with this big coat, I'm hot!! Must go to the store and get some candy to replenish the water I have lost in my body.

General Warning: The Fro is not acutally the damn stupid to believe candy is the key to quenching thirst... water is. People, stop getting all them sodas and pick up a spring water instead.

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Mysterious Rage


The Fro feels awesome... and I mean awesome!! I'm going to post up a fanfic (I know they're difficult for me to write, but I just gotta). We opened up the comp and the memory chips were defective. Have to buy new chips. I realized my mysterious feelings was hate. I hated myself for missing my father when I was seven. I didn't know why he left till a couple years ago. My mother shut him down when he asked to marry her and he was crushed. My problem was I missed my passed (Being with all my bros, etc.) that I didn't care about the future. I guess since I'm older I understand myself better. My favorite thing to do is trying to help other people, even if I'm pestering them. I got the job I did a massive amount of questions at one time, but I don't think I'm gonna like it...

Fro logic: The Fro can't help it if I keep smiling.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2005


Oh No!! The Fro no update....The Fro...no...update!!


The Fro is on a spiritual journey (My graphic adapter broke to my computer)and is also trying to figure out what exactly is going on around me. I haven't been on MyO for 36 hours and it feels like a week. I'm currently in a library right now building rage as I was forced to swipe the card onto a credit card scanner looking contraption. Disaster mayham in one day... No computer,I realized there is a fear I have had since a child that I blocked out completly (must figure out what it is exactly before it comes out of now where and crushes me behind my back)... two weeks before classes starts... who will survive. No matter how bad the situation get, you just can't give up!! Probably won't be back for a couple days or so though *sob* can't use my fro logics...

Fro logic Neo chapter 10:
"The path you were given in life, was given to you for a reason."

P.S: Oh yeah, I've watching a show for a while called,"Gene Shaft" its pretty good.

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Sunday, January 30, 2005


Heres whats up
Who started that damn chain about my Fro... who cares, it'll grow back in a couple weeks anyway, you guys act like I killed someone and finaal, wheres that wing001 so I could knock him in the head for making it sound like a wear a wig (lol). Today, me and my bro went to some game stores... Whoo! Anyway, I bought games dirt cheap like Grand theft Auto 3 (7.99) and Vice city (9.99). The gamestop hade buy two get one free but they took the prices up of those two games I just mentioned dramatically, so I went acroos the street to E-b games. Anyway, I've decided to post of the three worst anime enemies I've seen so far.



3) I chose iron mask from the movie Gundam F-91. He tried to lead a group that didn't even like him. Not only did everyone wanted to betray him, but he had a dumb Idea of killing everyone on one colony. He was a project of being a Cyber newtype, he had a mobile armor that was fast and as big as an astroid, and got killed for being mean and arrogant as hell.





2) I'm sure every knows this bastard. Sazuka from Yu Yu Hakusho. The fourth Saint beast that can't do anything but provoke people and get zombies to chase down little girls. You'd think since he could make seven copies of himself at one time, one of them would be smart enough to realize that they couldn't win.



1) The most pathetic enemy I have come across so far. He always allows Inuyasha to hack away at him until he gets struck. Not only is he weak and only lust for a powerful jewel but he has no real army, and all his incarnations want him dead. I've never seen an enemy this weak and so lucky.


Frologic custom ver 1 chapter 4:

“Just because the Fro criticized, doesn’t mean I didn’t like it but this is an acception.”

P.S: Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed these shows.

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Saturday, January 29, 2005


Its that time... Oh no Fro... Oh...No Fro!!


Sadly... the Fro is not dead but but vanquished. The Fro got shaved and it aint growing back for a while. Wait a minute... I don't you guys this. Why am I saying again? Anyway, Its time for the dentist to check out these pearly whitsh-yellows (A.K.A Bread and butter). Can't wait to see what the dentist has to say about my volumptuos teeth.

Fro logic: "To the Fro, Cheap thrills is the spice of life."

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