Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Yeah!!


I thought it was about time I brought back on of my favorite pics... Anyway, I had absolutley nothing to do yesterday. I thoug I saw snow but it was rain in the form of snow (BOO). Today will be different (If its not too cold out)...

Fro logic Neo ver1 Chapter 2
“Don’t blame the Fro cause I tried hard…really!”



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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Team Effort!!
If the excert wasn't too confusing, then I know you enjoyed it. Its 200 pages of unlimited awesomeness. Anyway,



I've decided to finish the one my brother and I are working on together. I feel in the zone. Yeah!! Just one problem... I really don't know many Japanese names for one of the parts...

Fro logic version 2 chapter 5
“The Fro would leave you alone but why?”

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Monday, January 17, 2005

Yes!!
I didn't find the store sadly but I did go to Sam's club and noticed someone started walking faster when he heard me cough. I walked this guy down singing the,"Vindictive music". He thought he losted me and I appeared in front of him and he said,"What the hell are you doing." I shrugged and kept going. The majority rules, just about everyone I did that to said those exact words. Everyone seems a bit down lately so I'm going to stop being so damn paranoid and post up a tiny piece of my greatest creation. I call it,"Unknown Prophecy." It is a RPG about eight characters. Thats all I'm giving you because I still am paranoid about it being stolen. (I'm not modifying anything, I'm leaving it just as it is cause I'm sleep)

(When they reach a village)

Bum: Oh yeah, this is my favorite place!
Julie: How come?

(Bum gets on a ship)

Julie: That’s just a tour ship. (Why would he get on it)
Lee: He must like the knarley waves.
Jake: Idiot! Why don’t he try this on his own free time.
Julie: What is it he is trying to do?
Jake: Come on; let’s watch him make a fool of himself.

(They board the ship)

Bum: Oh yeah, just watch my luck.
Lee: I see two fish women on this ship…awesome.
Jake: They are Mermaids.
Julie: Why would Bum want to see them?
Jake: No, see…(You get the picture what he wants to do right)
Lee: Awesome!
Jake: Shut up! I’m not finished. There are two Mermaids on this ship. One comes to take a King for their under water palace and the other for the rest of them to share.
Julie: If they took two before, couldn’t they just prosper from there?
Jake: The Mermaids live a lot longer then humans so; the men die out before the next generation is even ready.
Lee: Dude, there should be some Mermen…
Jake: That’s a very rare occasion that has never happened since they got attacked by uhhh...something evil.

(Bum walks up to one).

Bum: I should be your number one pick.
??: Sorry but, we already picked who we want.
(She jumps off the ship and he watches two others jump off with their picks)
Bum: (Growls!)
Lee: Rejected!
Bum: I’ll show you! (He jumps off the ship and dives underwater.)
Jake: Idiot! You’ll never make!
Julie: Shouldn’t we go after him?
Jake: I’ll go get him on my own.
Lee: I heard witches drown in water…awesome.
Jake: Listen (He gets closer to Lee’s ear and screams) I AM NOT A WITCH! (He dives after Bum)
Julie: We might as well stay on this tour boat.
Lee: Awesome!

Under water
Bum: (Thinking) I can’t believe how far it is! I’ll drown at this rate.
Jake: He is on a suicide mission; I’ve got to save him from himself.
Bum: What is that (He sees a stray Mermaid)
Mermaid: (Thinking) What an idiot! I guess I could take him with me for a sacrifice …I’m a genius
Bum: JACKPOT! If I found one the palace is near.

(The Mermaid grabs him and Jake holds on to Bum)

Mermaid: He didn’t look this heavy?
Bum: (Ah yeah, I’ll be rich and I’ll be a king in a couple of hours.)
Jake: (He probably doesn’t even know I’m hugging his foot, I forgot to tell him about their pet who loves to eat human flesh every 100 years.)

In the Aquatic palace:

??: Why did you bring this man in here?

(Bum pushes the mermaid)

Bum: I’m here to claim my palace!
??: I am Isabelle.

The two mermaids walk in the back

Isabelle: Is he here for what I think he is here for?
Mermaid: Better, he doesn’t even have a clue?
Isabelle: Didn’t he see us take the two we needed already?
Mermaid: Yeah, but don’t let him see them until we can put him in "The" room.
(Jake wakes up)
Jake: You idiot!
Bum: I know you’re jealous.
Jake: Jealous? There’s not much to be jealous about when I had to come save a guy that’s lacking intelligence!
Bum: What are you talking about? I’ll be the king of the mermaids, and then I’ll obtain all the knowledge I need to be the best!
Jake: Yeah, on what? The best dog food money can buy!

(The mermaids chatter)
Mermaid: I didn’t know another person got in?
Isabelle: How is that possible?
Mermaid: He must’ve clenched on to me or something like that?
Isabelle: Get rid of them before anyone else sees them.
Mermaid: Yes!

(She opens the door)

Bum: Okay, when do we get started?
Jake: stop being disrespectful!
Bum: What’s disrespectful is you not taking that hat off in front of your new king!
Mermaid: Stop it! I have to take you somewhere special first.
Jake: I already know where you are taking us! I know that we are going to be sacrificed to some fish demon!
Mermaid: (She whispers to Jake) Who ever said we were taking you anywhere? Besides, he’ll never know.
Jake: Bum, did you here that.
(Bum is gone with another Mermaid)

Bum: Its sir Bum to you!
Jake: I’ve got to find him.
Isabelle: He’ll spoil our plan seize him!

(Jake dashes down the hall and get clipped)

Jake: Hey, what’s the big idea! One move and I’ll…
Isabelle: Do what?
Jake: I’ll use you all as a lightning rod! I’ll do it! I’ll do it!
Mermaid: He sounds serious and I heard a man running franticly talking about a guy blowing lightning!
Isabelle: Is he a man?
Jake: That’s it! (He jumps on a table and throws a metal rod in the air and uses a massive surge of electricity)
Isabelle: He really can…(Falls out)
Jake: Who is the greatest? I got mad skillz! I don’t know but its got to be me! (He does a victory dance)
Bum: What the hell is that!
Jake: I forgot about him…

(Jake runs and opens a door)

Bum: Whatever you do don’t…

(Jake shuts the door)

Jake: You were going to talk about that door weren’t you?
Bum: Now look at what you’ve done!
Jake: Me? Who brought us down here!

(They hear something swimming)

Jake: How deep is that water you’re in?
Bum: About four feet…why?
Jake: We’re in trouble.
Bum: Big deal! A three-foot fish!
Jake: You idiot! Check out this room, its huge
Bum: You are the idiot, and this is not a room, this is a house…(he turns on a light)
Jake: What’s a light switch doing in here?
Bum: Stop worrying about the little things. Lets find a way out of this place!


Stingray
1200hp
Moves:
Poison Sting
Freeze



Jake: This place is awkward.
Bum: For once you are right I feel kinda non-king like.
Jake: What the hell is that suppose to mean!?
Bum: If you didn't understand then you should've acted like you did!
Jake: (Sarcasticly) Riiight
(They go in a room and the doors and windows shut while it fills up with water)
Bum: We are in serious trouble! What do we do!? What do we do!?
Jake: The water stopped at and raised about 5 feet.
Bum: Thats like seven plus one!
Jake: If you wanted to say something, you should've said eight!

(A window cracked)

Jake: I wonder what kind of monster is that?
Bum: Probably some 8 foot fish that'll be dumb enough to swallow my sword whole!
Jake: What kind o-

(Muffled Breathing)

Bum: Jake, use some lightning.
Jake: Idiot! We will both get shocked with it because we are in water. Before I make that mistake, I'll cancel it now. (Canceled lightning)

??: I got you now!

Sea Searpent

2500hp
Moves:
Sonic Wave
Squeeze
Slam

Isabelle: Oh my god! Did you see that.
Mermaid: They'll slaughter us next.
Mermaid 1: Run! They are very dangerous.
(A man appears)
Strange guy: I have an idea.
Mermaids: Yes your highness!

(Meanwhile)

Bum: That was fun!
Jake: I hate swimming!
Mermaid: You brave warriors have saved us.
Isabelle: We will never forget you but, humans can't live down here.
Bum: What!? We are already down here!
Jake: (looks at a shadow in the back) Get us out of here then!
Isabelle: (Kisses Jake on the side of his hat and Bum on his cheek)
Bum: Okay, I see your point.
(The Mermaids take them to the ship they jumped off wave and giggle while leaving)
Lee: Awesome! Some tuna just tossed you two back on the boat.
Julie: What on Earth happened?
Jake: Lets just be happy that we're back.
Bum: I know they just B.sed me, I just know it!(Grr)
Jake: Lets leave him alone for a while.

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Sunday, January 16, 2005

A flavorful snack



The Fro just remember last year when I bought some pocky... it was off the hook. I don't know whats so special about it but its full of flavor...mmmm. I kinda forgot where the store that sells them is at so, I'm building rage. I must go on a quest to find this flavorful snack full of twists. Small ones or the bigger ones, due to great boredum, they must be found.

Fro logic ver 1.2 chapter 2
“When the Fro want a snack, I’d go to the store.”


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Saturday, January 15, 2005

A post...or is it...


I woke up yesterday thinking...yeah, I'm in the zone. Then I got caught trying to leave and got stuck babysitting... My niece is a 3year old pain in the a**. I watched her for 4 hours of misery for a measly 10 bucks (Even though its better than when they make me do charity work) I'm gonna go all out with ten extra dollors...

Fro logic Classic #4:
"If you see a snack as a meal than a meal can become a feast."



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Friday, January 14, 2005

   Whoo!!
The Fro is waiting for my phone line to get fixed so I won't have to worry about coming on so late at night... Yesterday was exhilerating... I went out had some nice conversations with people (I actually talked). Today, I think I'm going to the mall or something to buy stuff...

Fro logic classic #12:

" If you wanted a Frologic, all you had to do was ask".




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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Yah!! Hate mail !What I always wanted!! (but not this way)
As the name implies, I finally got some hate mail. (I really enjoyed this one)


Hey! You! I heard what you did yesterday. Giving me all kinds of Bull s*** . Yeah, I didn’t comment on your fanfiction either. It gave me all kinds of emotions like laughing, entertainment, and boredom, and entertainment. What the he** did you do that for, it felt almost like you wanted this you sick bast***.. I saw you walking down the street yesterday (I didn’t even go outside yesterday) and was going to tackle you but I saw a straight a** whoping coming (This guy must’ve seen me) You want nonsense then here… I’m going to walk you down MKII style (This guy stole some lines I used in Armor Core) I bet you feel all stalked don’t you! (I got an idea who this is but really don’t care at this point) I think I’ll make a comment…not!

Anonymous person-

(Here I was wondering if this person was serious cause it was email for goodness sakes, you can’t stay anonymous)

Well, hope you guys enjoyed this listening to this fool as much as I did.

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The Fro missed my Zaku
I can't torture myself any longer without my Zaku wallpaper. I'm nothing without it (looks down) but its back and its time I go out and have some fun. Since I still have a cold (Which I've had for 3 days now) I'm going to play Phantom brave and beat Disgea's "Laharl" once and for all. I'm glad that game isn't as endless and Disgea hour of darkness.



Fro logic Stolen Custom:
“If sleep is for the weak, then no one is strong.”

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Fro know!!
(4) Days left until post deleted, and site changed back to normal.

I don't get it!? I know I messed it up because half of it I was sleep typing. Then, people like...man, I didn't not like it, its too complicated to post. Look, I just want to know, so I can jot this down in my notes. Its called,"Trial and Error" for a reason. You know you want to tell me...

Fro logic ver.1 chapter 3:

“Being shrouded in ignorance is bad for the Fro.”

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Full Fan fict
Take your time. I'm not deleting this post and changing my site back for a while.(5) days left. If you want to read it that bad then email me and I'll send it to you. Enough talk...Prepare to experience a nothing like no other!!



(In the principle’s office)

Principle: Your job is to find and secure this girl without any trouble okay.
Afro Jones: (Looks at the pic) what kind of mission is this?
Principle: Ask the scientist.
Afro Jones: All you have to do is tell me the mission?
Principle: Find and s-
Afro Jones: (Cuts him off loud) I aint taking no bullet.
Principle: Fine. Hurry up before someone becomes very angry, and your pay will decreatiate tremendously.
Afro Jones: If that’s a word okay then.(Goes out to the weapon shop)

Afro Jones: Hey, Bumble Bee, want to help me out on a mission?
Bumble Bee: You still didn’t get me that rifle I asked for!
Afro Jones: What do you need a rifle you can’t even use yet for?
Bumble Bee: Who are you?
Afro Jones: This is irrelevant! You’re just an andr-
Bumble Bee: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Afro Jones: A hunter. Bu-
Bumble Bee: DO YOUR JOB THEN!!
Afro Jones: (Getting on an elevator under his breath) Waste of my damn time.
??: Its about time.
Afro Jones: How is it we always wind up together Zan!?
Zan: This time, I just listened in.
Afro Jones: You want a piece of me don’t you!
Zan: I don’t get you with that,”I’m not taking a bullet thing?”
Afro Jones: You heard me!
Zan: They were teaching you how to dodge bullets that day. You were about to become part of Special Forces and you declined over that!?
Afro Jones: I aint taking no bullet.
Zan: Fine.
Afro Jones: I don’t get why you have such good,, silky, whitish-grey hair for a black person.
Zan: Back to this again huh? You know somebody wish they could have an Afro as well shaped and as big as yours.
Afro Jones: I’d like to know who that poor fool is.
Zan: Me too Jones, me too…
Afro Jones: Talking isn’t getting us anywhere.
Zan: Have you been paying attention to our battles at all because we are not only in the second caves but-
Afro Jones: (Pulls out a Large Sword) The Fro Know!! The Fro…Know!!

Zan: I thought so…

(In caves three)

Afro Jones: Who are you?
??: I’m Tenchi and I’m looking for Sasami.
Afro Jones: (Whispering) We gotta take this guy out real quick before he ruins our mission.

Zan: I don’t think he’s trying to hurt her Fro.
Afro Jones: Let’s kick his ass!
Tenchi: I should’ve known. (pulls out a sword) get ready!

(Tenchi and Afro Jones Recklessly attacks each other until the Fro makes a giant swing
and Tenchi knocks him down.)

Tenchi: Pretty impressive huh?

(Zan hits him to the ground with Rafoi)

Afro Jones: You should’ve did that earlier!?
Zan: I needed to find some Trifluid to drink.
Afro Jones: What ever…

(They reach three different paths)

Zan: I’ll take left, you take the right.
Afro Jones: I’m going straight down to the mall.
Zan: If she’s at the mall, then she’s safe.
Afro Jones: Right!

(They both split up) (Afro Jones walks in a room and notices something strange)

Afro Jones: Back again from the P.S.O world huh? Wait a minute…this dragon…it’s smaller then before and its not even landing…(He starts sweating)

(Meanwhile)
Zan: (He sees an Older woman in a bed) So, this is what was waiting for me?
Old witch: I wish I saw someone as handsome as you on Dreamcast. (She gets up)
Zan: (Sweating) there’s always the Fro, he was there since the dawn of time.
Old witch: I could just gobble you up.

(at the same time they both start running)

Both: Aaaaaaaa wahaaaaaaaaaaa!!

(they both run into each other)

Afro Jones: Did you see what I saw?
Zan: I quit!
Afro Jones: We are so close!
Zan: Okay then, let’s take out your guy first though.
Afro Jones: R-Right!

(They both walk in)

Afro Jones: Where is it?

(The old witch appears)

Old witch: mmhmmmmm…

Afro Jones: I don’t know who you are but we can beat you easily!
Old witch: I don’t see any we?
Afro Jones: (Looks around and starts sweating) Look up!

(As soon as she looks up he’s gone)

Zan: Where were you, I found the girl.
Sasami: Pleased to me you! (Bows)
Afro Jones: Real funny Zan, you left me to rot!!
Zan: Our mission is complete though.
Afro Jones: Where were you anyway?
Sasami: I told Ryoko I was going shopping for food and supplies.

(Ayeka beams down and hugs Sasami)

Ayeka: Oh Sasami, we were so worried about you.
Sasami: (smiles) I told Ryoko before I left.
Ayeka: (Balls up her fists) Ryoko!!
Ryoko: *sarcastically* Oh, I was so worried about Sasami that I completely forgot. (laughs)

Ayeka: Do you have any idea how much money I put out to hire these guys?
Ryoko: You don’t have to worry about that because I’m sure saving you sister is the important thing in the world.

Ayeka: That trick won’t work on me you old hag!!
Ryoko: (Twitching the eye) Old…HAG!!
Sasami: (ashamed) Oh no, not again….
(As soon as they are about to fight)

Afro Jones: There was a guy walking around with a wooden sword…
Ryoko and Ayeka: Tenchiiii!! (They both run up to him) where is he?
Afro Jones: We ahh…

(Zan: pushes him out the way)

Zan: He probably got lost; we could find him for a fee.
Ayeka: Oh my poor Tenchi…
Ryoko: (Angry) Hey!! (Rolls up her sleeves) You are only doing this for money!
Zan: Isn’t saving Tenchi more important than money?
Ryoko: (Blushes) Well…umm…you know Tenchi is more-
Ayeka: Hurry up before I-I take your pay down twenty percent!
(A couple minutes later)

Zan: (Walks up to Tenchi)
Tenchi: (Trying to get up) hey, what’s the big i-

(Zan punches him back out)

Afro Jones: What did you do that for!?
Zan: They will pay us more if it looks like we saved him.

(A couple more minutes later)

Ayeka: What happened to my poor Tenchi?
Zan: He tired himself out.
Ayeka: Ryoko! This is your fault!
Ryoko: Mine? You didn’t have to tell him since you hired some goons!
Afro Jones: Who she calling a goon?
Sasami: Don’t worry, they’re always like this. Thank you both. (They all get beamed up)
Afro Jones: At least we got paid real good.
Zan: (Counting the cash) ahhh…Fro?
Afro Jones: What is it?
Zan: What about that old woman, she looked pretty angry and evil?
Afro Jones: I just remember she made a threat a while ago to destroy our planet…

(They both look stupid)

Afro Jones: Ok…now what?

(A woman creeps up behind the Fro)

??: Boo!!

Afro Jones: (Screams) Ahhhh I don’t want to die today!!

??: *giggles*

Afro Jones: Oh, it’s just you Gina.
Gina: I’m taking on a mission to kill or take out some possibly possessed witch.
Afro Jones: Any one could’ve taken the mission but you!
Gina: Huh?
Afro Jones: You always stray and get lost or what ever you do.
Zan: In other words, you never complete a mission.
Gina: You guys are cruel. (Looks around) What was I suppose to do again.
Zan: Just go back to your apartment and think about it then.
Gina: I’ll think about it in a candy shop.
Zan: You go do that.
Afro Jones: What did you do that for?
Zan: We can’t have someone that distracted with us.
Afro Jones: I think you just did that because you don’t like other “Forces” fighting with you.
Zan: I don’t know where you got that idea from but let’s return to the principle.

(In the principles center)

Principle: Ahhh Fro…
Afro Jones: You didn’t have to say it like that!
Principle: Indeed.
Zan: We want to do the mission to defeat someone that plans to destroy our planet.
Principle: Oh, don’t worry about that, we have the best doing that job.
Zan: Why would you want a couple people to do it when it’s a major threat?
Principle: Why would I let a bunch of bounty hunters investigate the planet when I have a military?
Zan: You were hurting for units.
Principle: Go ahead…the person is somewhere in the mines. Do your best out there.
Zan: What about pay?
Principle: There’s a lot of that
Afro Jones: Are you even sure you are giving us the right mission?
Principle: Go ask the scientists.
Afro Jones: I sa-
Zan: Leave him alone Fro, I’m sure he told us all he can.


(Meanwhile in the Mines)

Yusuke: Dammit! Why do we have to get lost, and at a time like this!
Hiei: I’d like to know how we ended up here in the first place (Looks at Kuwabara)
Kuwabara: Don’t look at me shorty, you saw how that woman provoked me!
Hiei: And like an idiot you had to chase her, do you have any idea what we could’ve gotten ourselves into!
Kuwabara: Whats wrong, scared. (Gets in his face)
Hiei: (Smirk) I’m far from scared.
Kurama: (Looks ahead) there seems to be multiple paths we can take.
Kuwabara: I say we should all split up to get this over with.
Yusuke: (Building rage) We are not splitting up Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Look Urameshi, we are splitting up!
Yusuke: That’s the dumbest idea I ever heard of even from you!
Hiei: This really isn’t getting us anywhere.

(They block him out)

Kuwabara: Splitting up would be quicker!
Yusuke: Who got us in this mess in the first place. Quit acting like a dumbass cause we’re not splitting up!

(Kuwabara pushes Yusuke and Yusuke pushes him into a room and it locks)

Yusuke: Kuwabara!! What happened in there!!
Hiei: Theres no point, its sound proof.
Yusuke: (Hits the door) Dammit!
Kurama: I suggest we try talking to that machine over there first.

(Kurama walks over to the android)

Kurama: Could you help us because a friend really needs our help right now.
??: I’m Arcadia… a female android also known as RAcaseal and has the ID code, “Oran”.
Yusuke: Don’t you get smart with us you hunk of junk, tell us how to open that door!
Arcadia: Since I am a hunk of junk then you should talk to an humanoid like yourself.
Yusuke: Humanoid? What the hell is that!? (Tries to think about it but gets frustrated) Why you…
Kurama: It’s really not a good idea to rush to conclusions Yusuke.
Hiei: Let the fool find out for himself.
Yusuke: Spirit Gun!!

(He shoots a beam out his finger and Arcadia blocks it with her hand)

Yusuke: What!?
Hiei: (Smirks) we tried to warn you that these people use barriers.
Kurana: I really hope you didn’t use too much energy.
(Meanwhile)

Afro Jones: You know, this is really tiring…
Zan: The quicker we get this over with, the quicker we can get paid.
Afro Jones: Are you money hungry or something?
Zan: No, rents due.
Afro Jones: Why didn’t you just get a house under the government like I did so you wouldn’t have to pay a thing?
Zan: Houses take up too much space and I don’t need all that space.
Afro Jones: Wait a minute…you pay your rent annually!
Zan: When did I tell you that…(Looks around)
Afro Jones: No, I even let you have ¾ of the money we made so you’d stop taking some of mine!
Zan: Its not like it seems Jones…
Afro Jones: That’s it! We are splitting up right now!
Zan: You really don’t mean that, just think about it. If I were to finish the mission then I’d get all the money myself.
Afro Jones: Don’t even think about following the Fro.
Zan: (Talk low) I would have to do it on purpose because I could see that Fro not one but two miles away.
Afro Jones: (turns around) what did you say?
Zan: Nothing.
Afro Jones: Keep playin.

(As soon as Jones walk in a room)

Afro Jones: Why is it so dark in here?
Kuwabara: I knew someone was behind this, too bad I can sense spirit energy in the dark.
Afro Jones: Wait a minute, The Fro don’t know what you’re talking about.
Kuwabara: You’re right, you’re spirit energy is lower than cats.
Afro Jones: (Mumbling out loud) I bet its just some dumb punk (Turns on the lights) I knew it!
Kuwabara: Just who are you calling a punk anyway?
Afro Jones: There is no one else in this room and it won’t open back up so, you are!
Kuwabara: Look, a dirty Q-tip calling me the punk.
Afro Jones: I had enough Fro jokes from you! (Pulls out his large swrod)
Kuwabara: I was wondering when you’d do that! Spirit sword!

(They both slash at each other until Kuwabara pushes Jones back)

Kuwabara: Let’s finish this! Sword, get long!

(Afro Jones swipes it sides ways and makes Kuwabara lose balance)

Afro Jones: The Fro can’t take this, I’m leaving.
Kuwabara: Hey, wait up! I was only kidding!!
Afro Jones: Guys running around with orange-yellow sharp things with out using photon energy… gotta be blasphemy.
Kuwabara: You had to admit that was pretty cool huh. Hehe…so ahh how do we get out of here anyway?
Afro Jones: The exit is right here…

(Meanwhile)

Yusuke: I don’t get this!? Why do we have to follow a machine anyway.
Arcadia: If you wish to insult me then I’d suggest you’d do it quietly.
Hiei: (Looks around) He’s in this room.

(Two shots fire out of nowhere)

Yusuke: Where the hell is it coming from!!
Kurama: You should let us handle this!

(Hiei and Karama dashes from opposite sides)

Kurama: Think it’s a sniper?
Hiei: To bad you can’t keep up Karama! He dashes ahead)

(With his super human speed, he successfully dodge 4 shots and the fourth one hits his arm)

??: Got one! Huh?

(Kurama has his vine whip around his neck)

Kurama: I’d suggest you give up.
??: (Choking) Not good…
Arcadia: That’s what you get RAmar of the code yelowboze…you should have actually used the scope or was it that you where showing off…
??: (Choking) Oh yeah, tell me afterwards and introducing me wrong… hey guy…choking.
Kurama: Oh, my apologies.
Yusuke: Do everyone we meet have to be pains in the asses, Who the hell is this guy.
??: I’m Bulk. Just your average pain in the ass.
Yusuke: Keep talking like that and you might regret it.
Arcadia: You still don’t use your gun efficiently.
Bulk: What did I do this time? I don’t know why you keep hassling me when I keep telling you I freestyle.
Arcadia: If you positioned your gun just 5 more degrees upward then you’d be more accurate.
Bulk: You don’t even hold your guns right!
Arcadia: If you want to fully expoliate your true potential then I’d suggest you listen to me.
Bulk: Wait a minute…expoliate? Have you been listening to the principle lately?
Arcadia: You said that he has good information sometimes so I listened to him.
Hiei: This really isn’t getting us anywhere.
Kurana: Hiei’s right, your conversation isn’t getting us anywhere.
Hiei: (Building rage) what’s the matter Kurama, this is getting us somewhere. You two, keep talking.
Kurama: You really don’t have to get so offensive.
Yusuke: WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!! I’ve been sitting here quietly but now you all are really pissing me off!

(They all get quiet)

Arcadia: This was very interesting but me and him really must get going.
Bulk: (While they are running) You really should talk more like a machine.
Yusuke: Hey, wait up! Damn…Hiei, why didn’t you chase them down!
Hiei: If you haven’t noticed already, they used a telepipe to escape.
Yusuke: What is with you and all these foreign words anyway!
Kurama: They teleported back to their base.
Yusuke: Teleport? In English please…
Hiei: It’s pointless Kurama, Let’s just get out of here.

(A guy walks in)

Zan: Fancy meeting you guys hear. (Walks in the middle of the room)
Hiei: Brace yourselves, he seems altered.
Yusuke: Might I ask telling why you guys always seem to know everything.

(Zan uses a thunder attack)

Yusuke: (Dives out the way) lets see how you like this!!
Hiei: Are you doing trying to get us all killed detective!?
Yusuke: Shotgun!!

(The blast reflects of the walls. Yusuke and Kurama are hit immediately, Hiei dodges them all until the shots weaken and Zan sits there luckily not getting hit)

Zan: (Stops holding up his rod) Hmph…just you and me then

(Kuwabara pushes the door and knocks Zan out)

Kuwabara: (Laughing) Hey…(Looks around) why is everyone asleep?
Hiei: You interrupted an about to be good fight, Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Oh…ahh…I take it that you wanted to fight, him over there.
Afro Jones: That’s Zan…
Hiei: This day was a complete waste of our time.
Kuwabara: Don’t say that, I found this cool babe in a candy store and she knocked me away with some type of magic…then, me and this guy right here bought all kinds of weird and tasty candies.
Hiei: We didn’t even stray long enough for you to even do all that.
Afro Jones: Telepipe. Anyway, we should get these guys to a hospital… (As soon as everyone but The Fro get in the teleporter, it disappears, get dark and a woman shows up)

Afro Jones: Huh?
??: (Hatefully) Still won’t succumb to my curse like Zan huh?
Afro Jones: You sure about that I mean after all, he is money hungry.
??: *laughs still angry* Trying to play hard to get huh?

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I-NO



Sol=Badguy

Afro Jones: You are that old witch.
I-NO: Old!?…(Snaps) What the hell have you been looking at all this time!? You don’t remember I-NO at all now do you. (turns on a light)
Afro Jones: Sweet…Je…sus… I-NO from Guilty Gear X2(Gets on the all four) I don’t know what I saw before (Maybe it was the hat) but I see the light.
I-NO: Now…beg!
Afro Jones: Don’t do that.
I-NO: What’s the point of a mind control spell when they still don’t do whatever I tell them. (Seductive like) Now, I have another plan that should work… go and kill…

(A guy appears)

??: There won’t be any killing…
I-NO: Ah, the Immoral flame.
Sol: I might have lost last time but this time you face a real SOL=Badguy.
I-NO: Do you even know where we are?
Sol: Like it matters. If I can’t get to,” That Man” then I’ll just have to get the puppet.
I-NO: (Seductive voice) You are just full of insults today wanna make me cry big boy…
Sol: Sheesh… whats with all the voice changing besides, I’m just returning the favor from when you insulted me. Before I kill you, I just got one thing to tell you.
I-NO: Oh…
Sol: Look at your lackeys, that Zan one didn’t even attempt to do what you asked because hes money hungry. Afro Jones here doesn’t do what you tell him, he can’t listen worth a damn. Face it you could’ve been did what you planned, if only you had a real Badguy on your side.
I-NO: Mmmmm…sounds like a tempting offer; want me to beg.

Sol: Watch this!! *Using moves* Gun Flame! Gun Flame, Bandit Bringer (Roman cancels Bandit Bringer as soon as it hits) Dragon Install! (Raises Speed tremendously and adds extra damage) Bandit Revolver! (and uses Riot stomp)!
I-NO: Fool! (She dives in the air before he recovers and uses Ultimate Fortissimo)
Sol: Ouch…(Doesn’t get up.)
Afro Jones: All that work for nothing…(Looks down)
I-NO: (Hatefully) Oh no you don’t failure!

(Afro Jones drops a telepipe)

Afro Jones: Now you face a real bad fight.
I-NO: (Laughs and dashes towards him)

(Afro Jones uses his punk a** Gifoi and she blocks with her guitar then uses Chemical Love, (Roman cancels) to use, “Longing Depression”.

(At the hospital)

Principle: Yeah, that’s what happened.
Zan: Using me like that… I’ll make her pay!

(Leaves)

(Back in the Ruins)

Zan: You had me believing you were old when in fact you are some attractive beauty
I-NO: You did that yourself hun.
Zan: Don’t sweet talk me! (He attacks her recklessly)
I-NO: You don’t have enough force to make me moan…(She waits until he tries to use magic and uses, Antidepressant scale, dashes in the air, strikes him with her guitar and uses Sultry Performance)

Sol: You only beat him because he wasn’t a real Badguy.
I-NO: You’re you just a bad little boy but, this is really getting boring.
Sol: I got boring For you! *Using moves* Gun Flame! Gun Flame Bandit Bringer (Roman cancels), Dragon Install! Bandit Revolver! (and uses Riot stomp)!
I-NO: (Builds rage) This again!? (She dives in the air before he recovers and uses Ultimate Fortissimo)

(Back at the hospital)

Afro Jones: This is really out of hand.
Sol: Its best you mind your own business and leave this ta me.
Afro Jones: I heard you lost twice in the row, how did you get here anyway?
Sol: Some kinda of whole in time and space or something, I should’ve listened to Axel before he kicked my ass going back in time fighting me three times in a row because time became unstable.
Afro Jones: If he was going back in time, how would you know it was three times?
Sol: The way he kicked my ass it had to be the third time…damn…why do I keep losing to I-NO!?

(Zans walks in after listening)

Zan: Why don’t you just try something different for once?
Sol: Yeah, I need to change my clothes.
Afro Jones: We’ll go get some weapons.
Zan: That woman is going down.

(They go to the weapon shop)

Weapon shop owner: Pallasche!Fresh Pallasche! Come over here and get you a fresh pallashe…the freshest Pallasche!!
Armor shop Owner: You still selling that same garbage.
Weapon shop owner: Can’t you see I have customers.
Zan: We weren’t falling for that. Give us some good weapons this time!!
Weapon shop owner: Don’t you know how pallasches are suppose to be red sabers, this one is orange.
Afro Jones: You tricked us with that already.
Zan: Twice even.
Weapon Shop owner: That’s all I got to sell.

(As soon as they walk out)

Weapon Shop owner: Gladius! Fresh Gladius!
Man: I’ll take one!
Armor shop owner: Oh that’s it! You wanna sell junk to them huh!? That’s why your weapons stale! (Closes the shutters)
Weapon shop owner: You jealous bastard! I had a costumer till you said something! (Closes the shutters)
Item shop owner: Happens every time. (Puts up a sign that say,” Infighting”)

Afro Jones: There is that pipe I set.
Zan: Let’s get her!

(As soon as they are about to go in, Sol dives in it)

Afro Jones: Damn…we’ll have to take the long way.
Zan: I love the ruins!

(In the elevator)

Afro Jones: Lets join together Zan and stop her.
Zan: Fro logic version 1.2 chapter 13

(Afro Jones looks at him disgruntled)

Afro Jones: Keep playin.
Zan: I was just kidding.
Afro Jones: Just kidding would’ve got your ass kicked.
Zan: (Laughing)

(Meanwhile)

I-NO: I can’t believe they would send a big play toy at me…
Bumble Bee: What did she say mag?
Mag: Processing… An sexual offense towards a bot! Blasphemy!
Bumble Bee: That’s it!! Get in the corner!!
I-NO: Huh!?
Bumble Bee: Get in damn the corner!! Get in the corner!!
I-NO: Whatever… (She goes in a corner)
Bumble Bee: (Hacking into a computer) She thinks she is going to get away with what she said huh mag.
Mag: She has another thing coming for her…

(They both laugh)

Bumble Bee: Done!

(They hacked a door open and left)

Bumble Bee: Now she’ll sit in that corner-
Mag: And rot!

(They both leave laughing)

Zan: This is too easy!
Afro Jones: Is it me or most of these places are already cleared?
Zan: It’s easy for a reason…

(When they reach the bottom)

Sol: Its time for the Swiss Miss chocolate, with the marshmallows.
I-NO: You think changing the color of your clothes is going to beat me?
Sol: Come On!! Dragon Instill!!

(As soon as they get there)
Afro Jones: Come on Zan, lets kick her ass!
Zan: Hold it, if he was so content fighting her alone then I’d suggest we let him do that.
Sol: Grand Viper!!
Zan: he keeps using attacks that keep him open.
Afro Jones: With the way he is, I’m glad I don’t know moves like that.

(As soon as he hits the ground, she kicks his ass)

I-NO: (Hateful Voice) You can just die! This is your last Chance.
Sol: Curse you!! (He uses Gun Flame, Bandit Bringer, and Tyrant Rave)

(Build rage, I-NO just beat him over the head with her guitar)

I-NO: I’ll make your end quick. (She wraps her strings around her guitar around his neck)
Afro: We can’t do nothing about that.

(A guy appear through a void)

I-NO: Raven, what are you doing here)
Raven: That man sent me over hear to stop you, I suggest you let Sol go this instant.
I-NO: What!?
Raven: You better listen or your games are over.

(I-NO lets him go)

Raven: Now, if you can beat her then I’d have no doubts about keeping your pathetic planet standing. You have thirty minutes.
Zan: I didn’t think we’d have to fight her.

(He leaves with Sol)

Afro Jones: Okay, the strings are lethal.
Zan: Jones, you break the guitar with your large sword.
I-NO: (Seductive voice) You guys are so pathetic, ganging up on one puny defenseless woman.
Afro Jones: She may be powerful and all but-
Zan: She aint no Sol=Badguy.
I-NO: (Hatefully) want to talk nonsense to me? I’ll have no trouble killing you both!

(Afro Jones keeps making quick heavy cuts towards her guitar)

I-NO: Your sword may be long, but its no match for me.
Afro Jones: Oh yeah! (He dives in the air and cuts it)
I-NO: You’ll have to try to push a little harder. (Knocks him back him back)

(Afro Jones turns around and runs toward Zan)

Afro Jones: Why didn’t you help me!
Zan: You can’t break that guitar with normal attacks.
Afro Jones: Now you tell me! You know what, I’m sick of you!
Zan: You think just because I can’t use swords and stuff you think you’re better than me.
Afro Jones: Of course I am! Walking around with that little girly pink rod.
Zan: A pink rod which you said you envied!
Afro Jones: I’m glad I brought these with me (Pulls out daggers called the cross scars) Now its time for me to cross you up with the scars!
Zan: Try me!!

(The both start fighting)

Afro Jones: You always got to be the jerk!
Zan: You always let me!

(The both use Rafoi, it misses, and upheavals part of the ground)

Afro Jones: Get ready! (Pulls out a the hand gun, Braver and shoots it)
Zan: Oh yeah! (Dives behind a rock pulling out his hand gun the Custom ray 00)

(They both keep blasting at each other)

I-NO: I really should get going.

(Two shots hits her in the back)

(Zan and Afro Jones both pulls out sabers and dives each other)

Bulk: You can take her with you.
Raven: Good job.

(He leaves with I-NO)

Arcadia: A job well done right?
Bulk: We were out here for 2 days but it was worth it.
Arcadia: You need sleep.
Bulk: Sleep is for the weak.
Arcadia: But you’re not strong?
Afro Jones: When did you guys get here?
Arcadia: We watched you two act like some real fools on the battle field.
Zan: He started it!
Bulk: Wait a minute, when did you both stop fighting?
Afro Jones: (Blocks him out) What ever happened to that little dragon?
Bulk: Oh that little thing? We captured it; nothing to really be afraid of.
Arcadia: It was just sitting in a cage. I don’t know how you could have thought it was flying.
Bulk: Well, nobody here has eye sight like you now do they?
Arcadia: You have the highest accuracy potential through out all rangers RAmar. I suggest you use it.
Bulk: Right,,.right…
Zan: This is good and all but, you guys are not here for the money right because we did most of the mission.
Bulk: Money!? I’m sick of money. I keep making it and making it and it won’t go down, it just keeps piling up!?
Arcadia: Money is irrelevant!
Bulk: I would expect that from you. Maybe I should just throw it in the trash.
Afro Jones: Hold up! If you want to do that then give it to me!!

(They all start arguing meanwhile)

Scientists 1: The Dragon is definitely different from the ones explained before. (Pokes it)
Scientists 2: It looks smaller than the usual ones

(They both nod and scribble some notes)

Scientists 3: Maybe it’s a baby!
Scientists 1: We’ve made a break through!

(They all start laughing)

Military personnel: I can’t believe this is what we’ve been wasting our resources on!!

(Meanwhile again)

(Dark Falz appears)

Dark Falz: You may have beaten up weak and all that but Falz is here to devour every man woman and things are pawns.
Afro Jones: I never even knew he could talk. All the times we beat you?
Dark falz: Arcadia, was fighting me on dreamcast and kept killing me like some kind of sick obsession…
Zan: he really must like talking.
Dark Falz: But did you create a sound wave when you said it (laughs).
Bulk: Just kill it for starting all this trouble so I could go home, get me a shower, and get me some damn sleep.
Arcadia: I could take him out alone.
Dark Falz: Why must talk me not easy.
Afro Jones: See what you guys did, now he’s skipping words.
Zan: All we can do now is kill him.


(If they all beat him alone, what made him think he could beat the together)







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