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Friday, October 14, 2005


Episode 20: Alpine & Slash

Heavy Metal: Fine, I will show you both my power! (Shrugs) I could beat Lord Talon by myself but I guess you two will have to do.

Slash: You talk as if we are feeble.

Alpine: We’ll just have teach him (Stops leaning up against the wall) a lesson.

(Heavy Metal drops his big plastic bag)

Heavy Metal: What’s up with those junk mechs? You honestly think you can use those effectively?

Alpine: Let’s fight!

(They both dash to opposite sides to pincer him. Alpine shoots his triple barreled shotgun, Heavy Metal moves out the way and Slash deflects the shots toward Heavy metal. He uses elite defense.)

Heavy Metal: Not bad but you two are in serious trouble if you don’t improve. *Thinks* Since they don’t have their mechs that can generate illusions, this’ll be a piece of cake.

(Heavy Metal pulls out his sais and goes after Slash. Slash swings his swords at him with his left hand and Heavy Metal bends the second sword that connects the 3 swords in that hand. With Slashes balance lost, Heavy Metal leaps at him and Alpine knocks him down with his gun.)

Alpine: (laughing) It seems like he can see right through your fake illusions Slash. What’s wrong, you’re usually more skilled than that.

Slash: Has he rendered me defenseless because of it? (Disconnects 4 swords from his initial two) No.

Heavy Metal: Alpine, You’ve lost three times already. Time to make this the fourth!

Alpine: Humph… you think words will hurt my feelings.

(He jumps back and shoots a bazooka shell between them both. Alpine and Slash dives to two different sides. Heavy Metal shoulder tackles Alpine to the ground. Before Alpine could get back up, He is about to shoot him with his Chain Vulcan but Slash slices it right off his arm and he gets up and power punches Slash. As soon as Alpine gets up to try and shoot him, he kicks the shotgun out of his hands.)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* This is too easy. Alright, you guys are stale jokes now; just give it up right now before I seriously hurt you both.

Alpine: You are good… so, you’ve improved.

Slash: Enough of this mediocre battle!

(Slash spins with his two katanas and Heavy Metal ducks and sweeps him. Alpine gets up to go get his gun but Heavy Metal boost in front of him rolls, and picks it up. He shoots at Alpine, he gets shot and his mech falls. Slash rolls up to him and does a low sweep. Heavy Metal uses elite defense and Slash drags the blade upward. Heavy Metal pushes him to the ground and shoots his mech with the shotgun. Then he throws it to the ground)

Heavy Metal: (Picking up his bag) Too easy, let me hurry up and go help take care of Lord Talon.

(As soon as he walks up to the elevator Alpine and Slash gets up both laughing)

Heavy Metal: What the hell!? Your mechs should be scrap by now?

Slash: Yes but this long arduous battle is far from over.

Alpine: We would go up and beat Lord Talon ourselves but that wasn’t even part of our mission.

Heavy Metal: Mission? What’s your angle?!

Alpine: You might live long enough to find out (Smirks)


To Be Continued…

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005


Early post of Heavy Metal episode 19C
Well, I decided to hurry up and post this part real quick since its a little long and I won't be posting for a while. The song I really wanted was a broken link but oh well... enjoy:



Lord Talon: *Scopes them all out* It’s good to see that I will square off against four mechs.

Heavy Metal: What the hell is that?

Lord Talon: G.O.D the last mech you all will ever see! (Pulls out the three part chucks)

Heavy Metal: If I can guess this correctly, anything with the name divine judgment or crap like that has to ability to commit complete Genocide. I don’t even think we can allow you to live any longer.

Simone: *gasps* That mech was too dangerous; it was said to be destroyed and buried to never be seen again.

Lord Talon: Yes, and I have put out a pretty penny to repair this mech too…

Zack: Do you honestly think you can defeat all of us with that piece of crap?

Tanya: It’ll take two weeks for that mech to fully charge. There is no way he can last that long.

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* This area is huge. It’s perfect for him to move, fly, and fight us freely. I don’t like how this is looking because he can make himself move extremely fast or extremely slow at will.

Tanya: Let’s kick his ass!!

(She pulls out her daggers, thrust attacks and hits nothing. Simone extends her blade tries to strike him but almost hits Zack. Zack raises the land which he stands on and is knocked off. Tanya creates a crescent wave that almost hits Heavy Metal but he barley dodges and mistakenly tackles Terror.)

Terror: What the hell is going on?! This is crazy!?

Heavy Metal: Oh, I forgot to tell you guys he can speed up and slow down his own time!

Zack: So that’s his game huh?

Tanya: I can’t take this, it’s too frustrating! (She grabs Heavy Metal’s bazooka and the shot spread into three shaped like a triangle)

Lord Talon: You guys really bore me.

(He stops abusing rapid speed to show himself more clearly. He runs in the middle of the shot pushing the top shell upwards into the ceiling with one hand. He uses his other hand to push one off course and spin kicks the last shot back toward her. While she evades Zack jumps and bashes at him but he cartwheels out of the way, Simone stands in position waiting for him to flip into her blade but he slows up his time and slams her blade into the ground with one hand during the cartwheel and use it as leverage to flip. Upon flipping, Heavy Metal stabs his sais through his armor and slams him to the ground hard.)

Heavy Metal: That armor is waaay too thick… I didn’t even get to his mech.

Lord Talon: Oh that’s it! It seems like getting cocky on you guys is a very bad idea!

(Heavy Metal kneels down and points his chain Vulcan towards Lord Talon. He dashes into a corner and runs across the wall. As soon as Heavy Metal stops shooting, Zack raises up Terror and she creates a long blade and tries to swipe Talon. To dodge it, he hangs on the wall side ways and afterwards tries to dive Terror but Zack brings her back to ground level. Lord Talon hits the ground, Zack tries to stabs through his mech while he’s on the ground but hits nothing. Before he can react, Talon shoots him in the back with his beam rifle.)

Tanya: I-I don’t understand, how can he be so damn fast? (She panics and snaps) Why can’t you stay in one place!!

Heavy Metal: Hey, Calm down!

(She boosts at a very fast speed and slashes in an X pattern towards Lord Talon and he jumps. While he jumps, she takes his beam rifle and shoots it everywhere. Zack protects Terror, Heavy Metal and himself by raising land that looks like a big square slab.)

Heavy Metal: As long as she is shooting wildly, we can’t help her.

(She screams spinning in circles. Lord Talon sneaks up behind her and quickly wraps his 3-part chucks around arm, slams her into the ground, breaks the arm that his chucks were wrapped around and flips his rifle back into his hands.)

Tanya: I’m sorry guys…

Zack: If we act quickly, we can rush him!

(They dash towards him)

Talon: *Thinking* She used up all of my ammo. I’ll just have to tear them apart.

Heavy Metal: Tanya can’t take this kind of stress. Simone, go to the side and get her out of here.

Simone: But-

Zack: We can take him!

(Lord Talon dashes toward Simone quickly but she moved to the side to go get Simone as plan and Zack clips him and stops)

Heavy Metal: What’s wrong?

Zack: I felt something…

Heavy Metal: Damn… Where did he go then (Looks around) He might be going after Simone!

Zack: That’s it!! (He makes a loud angry scream and changes the terrain by making cones everywhere)

(Heavy Metal notices Simone leaving with Tanya)

Heavy Metal: Change the terrain back to flat plain and remember the fact that there is a high chance we will hit each other.

Zack: (Changes the Terrain back) I’m ready when you are!

Heavy Metal: Right!

(Lord Talon strikes Heavy Metal in the back. Zack reacts quickly and swings his chucks at Lord Talon but misses. Afterwards, he does a spin kick and Lord Talon grabs his foot. Heavy Metal tries to shoulder tackle him but tackles Zack. Heavy Metal notices Talon waiting for Zack to fall and throws his sais at him. He appears behind Heavy Metal and tries to crush his head but he uses elite defense. Zack runs and slides under both of them and Lord Talon disappears again.)

Zack: *Breathing heavy* He’s too fast, is there anyway to catch him?

Heavy Metal: We have to catch him off guard and strike him hard.

(Heavy Metal goes to pick up his weapons. When he turns around, he sees Lord Talon knocking Zack around like a ping pong ball and finally drops his mech.)

Heavy Metal: I shouldn’t have left like that… Zack!! (runs up to him and looks around) Can you still move?

Zack: I let my guard down, I can still move but my mech has had it. Hurry up and beat Talon.

Heavy Metal: This ends now!!

Lord Talon: Then let’s make it a final blow!

(Heavy Metal and Lord Talon dashes toward each other, Heavy Metal strikes first but notices he didn’t hit anything. Lord Talon freezes in mid air watching a monitor)

Lord Talon: I see, Sea Queen was taken out that easily!? (Laughs) So, the three that had the key to this mech has improved to the point where no one in my division even stands a chance against them. (Runs away quickly)

Heavy Metal: (Frightened) That was close… he almost had me but stopped. (Thinks while picking up broken parts on the floor and putting them in a trash bag) With all that speed, his mech must’ve locked. I could’ve kicked his ass if I had realized it instead of getting shook. (Snaps and Shouts) Lord Talon!! Get back here!!

(Meanwhile Alpine and Slash are standing there leaned up against the sides of an elevator)

Lord Talon: You two, take care of Heavy Metal for me. (Stands his mech in a chamber that replaces his armor and adds a lighter armor overtop of his mech.

Slash: I would be honored to fight Alex, Iris, and Zyne.

Alpine: I’m sick of fighting them and losing… I wouldn’t mind getting some revenge.

Lord Talon: I’ll take care of them myself. They have become a serious threat. Anyway, I might have scared the poor fool so you two might have to go chase him down. It should be a rather easy assignment for you both (Laughs as he walk out of the chamber)

Alpine: We’ll take care of him not problem but do you think it’s a good idea to fight them when you used up a lot of mental energy when you manipulated your speed like that??

Lord Talon: (Going up in the elevator) I’ll use pure skill and show everyone just how powerful I really am.

(Heavy Metal dashes down there)

Heavy Metal: Where is Talon!!

Alpine: *sigh* I can’t believe we got stuck fighting this…

Slash: Lord Talon is about to go and make a fool of himself…

(They both start laughing)


Next Episode

Slash: A battle that requires us… remarkable.

Alpine: The final episode is going to have some sweet music, get ready!!

Slash: Episode 20: Alpine & Slash

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Monday, October 10, 2005


Busy,busy,vusy (vusy? what the heck is that?)
Well, as the statement says, I'm preoccupied at the moment. (Which by the way isn't a good thing when you have alot of things to do) The Fro was strolling through the web and remembered I had some important things to do. Oh yeah, I almost forgot... My weekend was pretty good. We were supposed to celebrate my olders brother's birthday party (I might not have ever mentioned I had four brothers two of them are older than me by far) I think he is 26 this year? Well, my mother decided to go to midway at the last second (Which is a place to gamble) so I decided to go with my brother, his girlfriend and her mother to the movies. The movie was called corpse bride or something. It was... well, I can't really say because it was rather weird and predictable. I did watch the whole thing without thinking what time it was so thats very good. (Unlike Spider Man 2 it was so long that I got to the point where I didn't even care what happened anymore... I just wanted to go)
I'll visit you guys later.

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Friday, October 7, 2005


Heavy Metal Episode 19B
Hey, guys... Man, is this week tiring or what? Anyway... here is the next part.




General: Look… it’s almost six in the morning and I know none of us are used to being up this early but for once would you all cooperate so I can peacefully kill you!!

(They all stand there quietly)

Grunt: *Whispering* You might’ve went a bit over board.

General: I know I did.

Heavy Metal: Okay, since no one wanted to help me earlier, I’m going to just stand here and watch!!

General: You have no idea what we’re capable of.

(Grunt flies into the air)

General: Hold it, let’s use close range fighting version D.

Grunt: Yes sir!

Simone: They look pretty serious.

Zack: Be on your guard.

Heavy Metal: *Goes in a corner and sits down jumping out of his mech and drinking some coffee* I’ll watch for what you guys did to me earlier.

Tanya: He sure is trifling.

Zack: He just wants to see our uncoordinated team work.

Simone: I’m flattered…

(Simone Tanya and Zack stands in a triangle formation with Zack in front. The General dashes towards Zack with Grunt behind him, as soon Zack swings his chucks at The General, Grunt flips on the General’s shoulders, and springs in between Tanya and Simone hurling shots from his beam gun)

Simone: You have a beam gun? What a coincidence, I use a hand gun.

Grunt: P-pretty impressive but I have no time to chit chat with you.

Tanya: Oh come on… when was the last time you even talked to a girl?

(He thinks about when he was in high school dressed up for prom night knocking on the General’s door.)

Girl: Why are we here again?

Grunt: I want you to meet someone.

Girl: I’ve already met your parents.

Grunt: I know but you just have to meet “him.”

(The General opens the door)

General: This your date? *Gives her a cold stare, takes a picture of them both, straightens Grunt tie, give a thumbs and shuts the door*

(Dream ends)

Grunt: Those were the days.

General: Don’t let these women confuse you.

Grunt: Yes sir!

Zack: *Thinking* Hmmm… this’ll be interesting *Out loud* I got you now! (He boosts backwards and creates a Wall around himself, Grunt, Tanya, and Simone. The General looks at Heavy Metal.)

Heavy Metal: *Looks very annoyed* Oh brother…I guess that means me and you have to fight again.

General: Seems so…

(Meanwhile)

Grunt: Enclosed area, three against one… who will survive. (He pulls out two swords) Duel wielding...

(He pokes at Simone and she blocks the attack with her dark blade. Tanya pulls out her hook and scratches him across his back. With both blades out, he spins like a tornado and Tanya and Simone both jumps back. The blades disappear and random shots start coming out. Simone takes the hits and Tackles him to the ground.)

Grunt: No I can lose like this! That guy isn’t even doing anything. It should take at least four people to beat me! You know like them Rpg’s sometimes

Zack: I’m just making sure this wall I created doesn’t crush you all. My special ability is dangerous you know.

Tanya: Don’t you do anything without the General?

Grunt: Sometimes… I don’t see a problem with it.

Simone: Anyway, let’s talk about our guns!!

Grunt: I have a beam gun. Unlike your feeble weapon that uses bullets, mine uses cartridges. *Opens it up* see?

(Meanwhile)

Heavy Metal: You cannot possibly defeat the immense power of my rook!

General: Let’s see how you like it when I make your rook trembles before my horsy! Mawahahahahahaha!!!

Heavy Metal: How were you able to say something so pathetic and still sound evil?

General: Good coffee by the way. *Ehem*I’ll show you how but first,

(The wall crumbles and everyone notices them playing chess)

General: We have embarrassed ourselves beyond recognition!! Retreat!!!!!!

(They both dive in the sewers)

Grunt: Now what?

General: Let’s fight…uhhh…somewhere else.

Grunt: Let’s do it!! It’s just too bad we couldn’t show them our superior military tactics.

General: There’s always a next time.

Heavy Metal: That was rather disturbing.

Lord Talon: It’s pretty impressive how you managed to scare off my best lackeys.

Zack: Amazing… I thought you were the only one kissing ass.

Lord Talon: Oh really. I will show you the immense power of this very expensive mech!!!

To be continued…


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Wednesday, October 5, 2005


Episode 19: Lord Talon… Invincible??
Boss: You’re late!

Heavy Metal: It’s 5 in the morning why the hell is that considered late!?

Boss: Lord Talon has made it clear that is intends to destroy our agency before he rises to make his own military. Hurry up and go Tanya is here.

(They both run to the hanger)

Heavy Metal: What the hell is going on?

Tanya: Our mission is to destroy Lord Talon before he progresses any further.

Heavy Metal: (Gets in his mech) What the hell does he think killing us off will prove?

(Simone is waiting for them outside)

Simone: It will prove just how powerful he is.

(Zack shows up)

Zack: Plus, he could take our mechanics and engineers.

Heavy Metal: I understand now. Let’s put an end to his rain!

(He starts dashes and Tanya stops him)

Tanya: Are you crazy!? We’re taking the sewer entrance. Let the other agents handle that.

Simone: *giggles*

Heavy Metal: That isn’t exactly funny you know.

Simone: Oh, uhhh… I was just thinking about something. I wasn’t laughing at you.

(They make a hole and go into the sewers)

Tanya: It’s a dead end? But according to this chart, it says we’re right there.

Zack: Let me show you something really quick. *He points the blades of his chucks upwards and makes a large square cut* Well, like they say, ladies first.

(Heavy Metal just jumps up there)

Tanya: What’s with you?! Ladies are first you know!

Heavy Metal: I don’t care what you think, let’s get going.

(As soon as he comes up, he sees a mech and charges towards him with his sai’s)

Simone: Let’s do a data base scan on this guy.

Heavy Metal: You’re mine!

General: We’ll see about that!

(Heavy Metal tries to hit him with a baseball slide. He dodges by using his double bladed lance as leverage to jump over him. Afterwards with his back still showing, he spins it and does a reverse thrust. The weapon goes right under Heavy Metal arm.)

Simone: *Looking at the chart*This guy is a General with a double bladed spear it seems.

Tanya: Yeah, a weapon like that is bound to have flaws.

(Heavy Metal spins, grabs it with both of his hands, the General lifts him up with the spear and tosses him, and Heavy Metal uses his boosters to land safely. The General shoots two beams out of his lance and he dives out of the way.)

Zack: Hey look, I finally gathered some info on this guy!

Spectrum
Pilot: General
Weapons: (1x) Double bladed lance
Special ability: None
Profile: The General of Lord Talon’s Special Forces. He usually deals with commanding troops and does small jobs.

Heavy Metal: You can’t beat me with that piece of junk!

General: Be my guests (Makes his mech bow)

(Heavy dashes at him while dodging every shot from his lance, as soon as he reaches The General, The General moves out of the way and clips him to the ground While on the floor, a barrage of shots are fired at him from a different direction and he rolls out of the way.

Tanya: The final part says he usually travels with a grunt.

Simone: I got his profile too!

Grunt
Mech name:
Pilot: Gabriel
Special ability: None
Weapons: (1x) Beam Shield (Connected to his left arm), (2x) Gladius, (1x) Crossbow (1x) Ray gun
Profile and age is Unknown

Tanya: It’s strange that out of all the people, we can’t dig up information on this loser.

Grunt: Want to try me out then?

Heavy Metal: Hold it!! Why didn’t neither one of you ever think of helping me fight this guy! I was leaving myself completely open the whole time so one of you could get a clean house!!!!

Zack: Can’t you see we were studying.

Simone: Can we just fight these guys… it’s five in the morning and I really didn’t want to fight.

Tanya: What you just said didn’t even make sense!?

Zack: Can’t you see she is not used to all this commotion this early!!

(The all start arguing)

Grunt: I can’t believe I’m seeing this.

General: (Snaps) QUIET!! WE’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!

(They all get quiet and look at him)

Grunt: I think you got their attention.

General: Let’s show them what team work is about

(The General walks next to grunt)




To Be Continued…

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Saturday, October 1, 2005


Bored out of my mind...maybe
The Fro is now up and early. It's 9 o clock and not a damn thing to do. I had to go resort to disgusting tactics like this.


No, you just needed a friend and I'm here to help. I might have to shoot you because Jerrid Messa said that quote in your last statement and we all know how-

Okay, okay I get your point. Now on the bigger and better things.

Did you advertise my beautiful face and awesome series?

No and I'm not going to because this is a free site. They could sue the Zeta off of you Gundam.

That sounds like a lie but oh. Tell them how I kicked the O's ass.

You didn't kick his ass because I watched it, saw every detail, and broke it down 4 times already.

When you're bored you can always watch out for, "The sign of Zeta"

Oh, now you're advertising songs?



Go on, you've been talking trash all this time.

*Runs* I'm not losing my Zeta. You can't sue me if you can't catch me.

What an inconvienence. I should do some homework but right now I'm too bored to do it.I got some money for this month so I might go out. See you guys later.

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Friday, September 30, 2005


Heavy Metal episode 17B
I missed class Wednesday... I kinda overslept. Well, I did run to try to get to the next class and fell down a hill of some sort because I zoned into some music on a CD. T_T That means more work for me this weekend.




Heavy Metal (Jumps out of nowhere) I’m glad you could make it. As your reward, I’ll defeat all three of you and take your success rates down at the same time.

Zyne: I’m sick of this arrogant bastard!

(They all get in their mechs)

Zyne: I’m taking him out by myself!

Iris: Be gentle, he just came out of the hospital.

(As soon as Zyne starts running)

Heavy Metal: Hold it! You have yet to see my greatest creation. (Pulls out a jacked up looking mech out of the junk heap) I call him,” Full Metal”.

Alex: Whoa! I never knew he could do stuff like that.

Iris: Impressive.

Zyne: Don’t congratulate him on making complete garbage! He could only control metal or that computer programmed mess or whatever he does, one fourth of his mechs own weight. Also, for that thing to move effectively, he’d have to make it at least one sixth his own mechs weight which means he made a mech sculpture out of aluminum, foil!

Heavy Metal: It looks like you’ve studied me longer than it took me to create this mech.

Zyne: Enough babbling!

Iris: Alex, don’t fight with that much anger, he’s going to subconsciously show you why you don’t snap.

(Zyne runs up with his double saber and attacks Heavy Metal. He blocks the attack with his sais by wedging them between the saber. As soon as Zyne is about to spin it, Full Metal drop kicks his mech to the ground.)

Iris: Need any help?

Zyne: (Getting off of the ground) I got him.

Iris: Did you collect the data on Heavy Metal Alex?

Alex: Yeah.

(Zyne runs up to Full Metal)

Heavy Metal: Let’s see how you like this.

(Heavy Metal touches Full metal and sends a negative charge through it at the same time as Zyne puts his hand on it sending a jolt of electricity. Both mechs make a spark and they fall to the ground)

Iris: I hope they didn’t kill each other.

(They both get up)

Zyne: (Turns at Iris) We need to defeat him together.

Alex: It’s about time.

Iris: Heavy Metal.

Heavy Metal: Yes.

Iris: I would like to fight Full metal while those two fight you.

Zyne: He’ll become a basket case trying to fight two battles at once. (Points one finger at her) Are you trying to burn him out!?

Iris: Just a couple seconds ago you were trying to figure out ways to defeat him!

Heavy Metal: Okay!! I accept your challenge.

(He moves Full metal away from them)

Heavy Metal: Ready!

(Alex uses repeated stabs and he jumps in to the side. Zyne shoots him with his sniper rifle and he uses elite defense. Alex long thrusts his spear at him, he move, Alex then spins with it and he ducks.)

(Meanwhile)

(Full Metal goes for an uppercut and Iris moves. She strikes an arm off of it and it retaliates by breaking an compartment off of her arm.)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* That’s got to be the Red Vulcan. (He slides it close to himself slowly)

Iris: It’s too bad your armor sucks.

(She attacks by making a giant swing, it back flips, dashes up and does a shoulder tackle but she moves and attempts to head butt but it jumps back.)

Zyne: An excellent battle. I wish I was fighting that thing.

Alex: Aren’t we supposed to be fighting Heavy Metal?

Zyne: You’re right, he’s just sitting there.

(They both make continuous small cuts and swift attacks and finally realize he is using elite defense)

Heavy Metal: I can’t believe I’m fixing up this Red Vulcan. *He notices Alex and Zyne are about to try some Heavy attacks* Uh-oh.

(He dives out of the way just in time.)

Zyne: I got you!

(He shoots a powerful jolt of electricity at him and he absorbs it with the arm Iris knocked off of Full metal and throws it at Alex. Alex uses Elite defense just in time.)

Zyne: Are you all right?

Alex: Barely, my mech still took some of the damage.

Heavy Metal: Good bye!!

(He shoots the Red Vulcan at them)

Iris: (Flying in the air) Did I just hear… (She looks at her arm and notices it’s been ripped out)

Heavy Metal: (Laughs hysterically and shoots through vital points of Zyne and Alex’s mechs)

Zyne: Oh, I forgot one thing. Never let the enemy surprise you.

Alex: I had no idea he was capable of some of the things he pulled today.

(The Vulcan stops shooting)

Heavy Metal: *Looks at his arm* Uh-Oh.

(Iris locks in on him)

Iris: Do you have any idea how much money that costs me!! (She Overdrives from the sky and tackles him at lightning fast speed)

Heavy Metal: *Shaking* Y-you want a piece of me?

Zyne: This fight is over, he’s scared.

Alex: I don’t think anyone can fight Iris that angry without being afraid.

Iris: You are going to take back this damned certificate and pay for all of my ammo you just wasted!

(She attacks him with her scythe and he knocks it out of her hands. She kicks him back and he pulls out the sais. He stabs at her with one and she punches straight into it getting the sai stuck in the knuckle of her mech. He stabs with the other one and the same thing happens. She punches him repeatedly and he gets scared and runs)

Alex: She has completely gone berserk.

Zyne: Never get a woman angry…


End of episode 17

Next episode:

Heavy Metal: *sigh* I can’t believe Iris caught me. Now she’s trying to me to pay the debt.

Zack: You know what. I know you have to pay back every red Vulcan… ooops I mean cent.

Heavy Metal: You stay out of this!

Zack: I just had to get my say in. You know how it is.

Boss: Anyway, you have to get yourself out of that debt.

Heavy Metal: Look, the next episode isn’t even about the crap we’re talking about.

Boss: No one but me cares about your personal finances.

Heavy Metal: *Annoyed* Talk about the next episode…please!!!!

Iris: You never did explain to me how you were going to pay for it.

Heavy Metal: That’s it, I’m out. *Dashes out*

Zack: Oh yeah, back to me!

Boss: Next episode, Alex and Heavy Metal are assaulted by Alpine. Can they both survive his malicious assault?

Zack: Damn… I want to come back!!!!

Boss: Episode 18: “Cerberus to the Max”

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005


Episode 17: The special surprise
The Fro almost forgot to post my favorite episode... See what you think.



(At the hospital)

Heavy Metal: (Looks around) What!?

Inferno: Seems like I came just at the right time.

Heavy Metal: I must be dead. I’d never expect to see you visiting me?

Inferno: I just wanted to thank you. After beating me so easily, I realized I had major flaws in my fighting skills. After that, with the help of Zack, I successfully defeated Alex, Iris, and Zyne even though we lost the mission. Today, I’ve been awarded most successful agent for the past two months.

Heavy Metal: Good fo- hey wait a minute, Zack made it sound like he beat them by himself.

Inferno *Laughs* See you later. *kisses him on the cheek* I never knew you looked so young for 27. (Leaves)

(4 hours later Tanya and Simone arrives)

Tanya: So, you actually are awake!

Simone: We thought you were dead.

Heavy Metal: Don't even play like that

(Simone gives him some flowers)

Simone: We brought these for you just in case.

(He tries to eat the flowers but chokes)

Tanya: What are you doing!?

Heavy Metal: I’ve given these flowers to Iris before and she ate them.

Tanya: (laughing) She used to be in the military so she’ll probably eat anything.

Heavy Metal: She doesn’t like hospital food. Wait a minute, I’m going to pay those three a little visit. (Tries to move his legs but has a very, very hard time.)

Simone: Stop trying so hard. You shouldn’t be surprised its hard for you to move because you’ve been out cold for almost five months.

Heavy Metal: That’s a long time.

Simone: I’d strongly suggest you reconsider the thought of fighting those three.

Tanya: They have been through some intense training and I’m quite sure one mech cannot beat three powerful ones.

Heavy Metal: I have a few new tricks of my own.

Tanya: Are you trying to tell me that sleep has increased your fighting skills?

Heavy Metal: Hell yeah! You just wait and see

Tanya: Forget it then.

Simone: It’s a shame you can’t really move yet. In a couple weeks you’ll be alright after the doctors exercises you’re leg muscles.

(They both say good bye and leave)

Heavy Metal: I had a strange dream or something where I was able to use my mech and move things around at the same time but it had so many flaws. I still think I can use it in actual combat.

(1 month later)



Zyne: Alex, what the hell is taking you so long!

Alex: Me!? Its Iris’s fault! I’m stuck dragging all these banners and stuff.

(Iris walks up to Zyne)

Iris: We have some where important to go so you can just go to the agency and pick a job for us.

Zyne: (Building rage) Alex, wouldn’t you rather go pick a job with me then doing little girly chores for Iris.

(Alex smiles and then looks at Iris’s angry face)

Alex: I love doing girly stuff.

Zyne: (Frowns) Fine…(Walks away from them quickly)

Alex: What is all this stuff for anyway?

Iris: You’ll see.

(They go to the hospital)

Iris: (Politely) I’m here to visit a Heavy Metal.

Nurse: Oh, he checked out early. He said he had something important to do.

Iris: Crap. Why did he leave so early?

Alex: I didn’t know he recovered? I thought he was in a comma?

Iris: He woke up about a month ago but I just found out today. I just know he’s hurt.

Alex: I’m sure he’ll understand in some way.

Iris: We’re talking about Heavy Metal here. *Thinking* I forgot to ask him when is his eighteenth birthday coming as well.

(They run into Zyne)

Zyne: Here is the job I picked for us today. (He hands her a sheet)

Iris: What!? There isn’t any money involved in this one!!

Zyne: There is a gift certificate though and we get to appear in a commercial advertisement.

Iris: *Twitching one eye* You can’t be serious.

Zyne: Well I am! Now let’s hurry up and get this job over with.

Alex: We have to go near a junkyard to meet our client.

(They go to the junkyard)

Iris: (Walking around) There is no one here?

Zyne: Keep looking.

Iris: You have just successfully wasted our time and energy!

Zyne: Maybe if Alex was with me, I wouldn’t have made that mistake!

Iris: I think you did this on purpose you dumb bastard!

Zyne: Maybe I'm too dumb to even understand the sheet. Now if Alex was-

Iris: You think you can wrap a chain around Al-

(Meanwhile while they are arguing)

Heavy Metal: This is all I need for the final touch… perfect!! They will never defeat me and my powerful creation.

To Be Continued…




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Tuesday, September 27, 2005


Strange looks... scary...
One of my favorite kareoke songs! That's right, I can mimic a woman's voice. Don't get jealous just be happy I do a damn good job.



Okay, I finished my worked thank God but I didn't sleep that night. I forgot to dry the rest of my colors so I was forced to wear a dark blue shirt with a pocket. Thats one strange shirt I don't like. Upon getting to class, I saw my mother and she gave me some hair grease to comb my hair. I like looking scruffy sometimes and that destroyed my look. Well, I noticed at the end of the English class, alot of women were giving me strange looks. I'm sitting there like,"?huh!?" but it was scary because it wasn't just any kind of look. It was that shy look which I know because I do the same thing sometimes. I just stayed in the classroom and waited for everyone to go. Afterwards I went upstairs and fell asleep in the hallway. I was leaned up against the wall out cold. I enjoyed the nice long nap and finished the day.

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Monday, September 26, 2005


Whoa!
Well, I'm currently getting some more work done late. I have a really bad habit of doing it early but I seem to can't focus unless under pressure. I tried all day doing a paper and my mind was completly blank but right now, I'm handling my business. I've just somewhat finished my English homework and now its time for business. I'll see you guys later.
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