Monday, July 18, 2005

Zeta is over...
I have seen all of Zeta Gundam but does this forshadow our defeat! No!! It is a new beginning...


(Ends that quickly for I become very random)

Zeta Gundam was so...sad. It was beautiful though. The action and story line was on point. Now its time to go on to other things. I still need Double Zeta Gundam and Mobile suit V Gundam. Will these ever reach the U.S *gasps* I keep posting and forgetting to visit people (Shrugs)I have to go bother my brother some more (One job I'm good at). See you guys later.
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Sunday, July 17, 2005

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People!! The last episode of Zeta Gundam is about to be witnessed by me but that's not what this post is about.




Listen to this masterfull song... I think? (Shrugs) Are you not bedazzled by pretty color arrangements? *Insert Answer* (Looks around) Oh God... why did you answer!? You weren't suppose to. Even if you didn't, you thought about it! I've been betrayed!! Don't think I didn't noticed!

(Walks away slowly, turns around quickly to glare and leaves)
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Friday, July 15, 2005

Episode 9B: Cannon What!?
Sea Queen: I bet you didn’t see this coming.

Heavy Metal: I wasn’t this desperate for a job but thanks. (Looks at his wrist band)

Wild Shot: Let’s get this show on the road! With this new weapon, I’m invincible!

Heavy Metal: Huh!?

Wild Shot: I hope you didn’t think I was on your side?

Heavy Metal: *sarcastically* This is quite a shot.

Wild Shot: Very funny.

Heavy Metal: I've already seen Sea Queen's data before... (Looks at Wild Shot's profile) I’m happy you’re my opponent because from the way you fight, I couldn’t tell if you were actually on my side.


One of Lord Talon’s Special Forces
Wild Shot
Pilot: Mia
Weapons: (1x Cannon) (1x Randomizer)
Mech’s special ability: Randomizer: This gambling technique can even turn a direct aim at the opponent into a game of luck.
Profile: In the battle, her whole strategy is based on gambling and luck. She doesn’t care if it will attack her allies or opponents.

Sea Queen: Silence!! (Grabs her chakrams) You have embarrassed me on countless occasions! This ends now!

(She strikes at Heavy Metal, he dodges, she does a spin with her chakrams and he blocks it with his bazooka)

Heavy Metal: A bit hot headed aren’t we?

Sea Queen: Grrrr!

(Heavy Metal places his bazooka on his back. Sea Queen grabs his left elbow with the dragon claw, douses it in acid, and his elbow joint falls off)

Heavy Metal: I’m sick of bad Tuna like you polluting our waters! (He uses his other hand to stabs her other arm)

Wild shot: (Just finished installing the compartment) My turn!

(She uses her cannon to strike Heavy Metal in the back but he side steps left and He slashes at her cockpit)

Heavy Metal: Sheesh… I’m only using one hand?

(Wild Shot shoots a powerful blast, Heavy Metal uses Elite Defense and she gets knocked back by the explosion impact.)

Sea Queen: Time for me to end this cheap charade! (She shoots a bubble in the air and it starts raining)

Wild shot: My armor can’t handle your acid!?

Sea Queen: I got him, don’t worry about it.

Wild Shot: I’m taking matters into my own hands!! (She kneels down and reveals a compartment on her back to increase the power of her Cannon blast tremendously)

Sea Queen: I must take out Heavy Metal before she shoots that damn thing and uses her randomizer at the same time!

Heavy Metal: *Talking to himself* They don’t call me Heavy Metal for nothing. (Creates a negative charge on what’s left of his left arm to create a magnet, attaches it to his bazooka and kneels down.)

Wild Shot: *Thinking* Here we go. (She fires a very powerful shot up in the air and uses her randomizer)

Sea Queen: You honestly think you can hit me with that bazooka?

Heavy Metal: Yeah.

(He pretends he is going to shoot and Sea Queen jumps to the right)

Sea Queen: Ha!

(Clusters of a powerful shot comes down like meteors and one hits Sea Queen, he then shoots her mech with his bazooka, drops it, rolls up to Wild Shot and shoots her with his Vulcan.)

Wild Shot: (Laughs hysterically) Power!! Ahhh!! Incredible Power!! Huh!? Wait? You shot me!!

Heavy Metal: (Walks up to Wild Shots mech) With the armor deterioration, you’re lucky you can’t hit yourself with that randomizer. (He notices a shot coming from the sky straight towards her and he pushes her out the way) *sigh* Maybe not…



Next Episode:

Heavy Metal: Who is it?

??: The imperial Army, you’re under arrest!

Heavy Metal: I’m not going down with out a fight! *Thinks* Must tell the Boss.

Episode 10: False Info. Everywhere!!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Episode 9: Cannon What!?
Hey people!! The Fro has acquired true power encased in a limited edition BOX set (Mobile suit Zeta Gundam) I'm enjoying it waaaay too much. So tough to let it go... Anyway, Today is Thursday so enjoy:





Before episode 10: Special Force




(Heavy Metal goes in the office)

Heavy Metal: Any jobs available for me today boss?

Boss: People are still a bit on the edgy side about you.

Heavy Metal: There has gotta be someone…

Boss: Every agent took the jobs that were available for you so you wouldn’t have a job today.

Heavy Metal: Figures…

Boss: Don’t worry, I’ll find you someone

(Heavy Metal goes to the recreation room)

Heavy Metal: When did you guys get a foosball table?

(They all get quiet)


Jacques: I don’t appreciate how I was treated by you a couple weeks ago.

Inferno: You know, I’m making sure you never see this baby again.

Zack: (just walks by everyone) Hey… or not…

(They take it out)

(Cyrus pats him on the shoulder)

Cyrus: Don’t worry man, I’ll always be on your side… so what did you do?

Heavy Metal: I went oxide on Inferno and Turmoil.

Cyrus: Don’t worry, that’ll blow over real quick.

Heavy Metal: Oh, and I claimed to be from the Dark Army.

Cyrus: Must…get… arm…off… (Fights his hand off of Heavy Metal’s shoulder and leaves)

Heavy Metal: Paranoid bastard! (Hes about to throw something at him)

Boss: I got a new mission for you.

Heavy Metal: (Turns around smiling) It’s about time!

Boss: It’s from a woman named, Mia. She wants you to sneak into the dark army supply station and steal a prototype cannon part that is said to significantly increase her fire power.

Heavy Metal: That’s a bit shady isn’t it?

Boss: Sounds like it, you don’t have to accept it…

(Heavy Metal goes to the station)

Mia: Yes!! I’m going to use you to go in there, break out and steal me the cannon I crave most *Gets excited* I can’t wait!!

Heavy Metal: Quiet… the key to a stealth mission is to not be seen. (Sneaks to the side of a wall)

Mia: *Whispers* Okay.

(Heavy Metal climbs through a window)

Heavy Metal: According to this sheet, I’m suppose to get a… (Looks at it and make a mistake and scream) That’s a huge ass box!? Who expects me to lift that!!

Security: What was that? (See Heavy Metal) Its part of the Dark Army special forces! *Starts clapping for him*

Heavy Metal: Hey, I’m not a-…ooo cake. (Walks over)

Man 1: What a surprise… Heavy Metal!

Man 2: Wooo… I’d never think you’d slip by our security.

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* What are these guys problem?

(Mia runs in and snaps)

Heavy Metal: Uh-oh guys… disgruntled girlfriend.

Security Guard: Let her in here… I got her.

Security Guard 2: *Pulls out the batten*

(As soon as she runs in there)

Mia: (In a blind fury) Where the hell are you Heavy Metal?


Security guard: Alright Mam… step aside.

Mia: There he is! (Looks past him) (She pulls out two machine guns) I’ll save you!

Heavy Metal: Huh!?

(She starts spin like a tornado shooting recklessly)

Man 1: Run!!

Security Guard: That wench is crazy!!

(They all quickly leave Heavy Metal without getting injured)

Heavy Metal: (Almost gets shot) You could stop now damn it!!! (Dives behind a box)

Mia: Whoooo!! Now since that’s over, bring the box outside for me would you?

Heavy Metal: (Drags it outside) You’re going to get us executed and Why did you have to be so damn big you damned box…Urgh…

(He gets in his mech after seeing Mia)

Mia: Ooo… its perfect for my mech (Gets in her mech)… they call me Wild Shot!

(She goes to the box and opens it)

Heavy Metal: I didn’t know it was for a mech…

Sea Queen: (Laughs hysterically)

To Be Continued…

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Monday, July 11, 2005

Fro:
Okay... A couple months ago, The Fro was convinced there are psychics among us. She went on babbling and babbling about her ways to sense to death, how she never curses someone because of an incident and how she gets a scent of roses when there is a death in her family. At first I was sitting there thinking, "This is some B-S" but while she was talking, I was sitting there thinking,"If she can see everything in my mind, I'm scared, this must be what Mobile suit Gundam meant by newtypes.". Just then, she said,"I know what you're thinking." I'm sitting there like, "Damn" but I ask, "What am I thinking?" She replies, I cannot tell you. A couple minutes later, she was talking and was kinda distracted. I realized." She really do know the disorienting things that comes to my mind. I just sat there smiling thinking all kinds off stupid things and she eventually left when she realized what I was doing. So psychics, beware of my glorious wrath! Muwahahahaha... did the laugh make me sound evil? (Shrugs)
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Friday, July 8, 2005

Episode 8B: Morale Booster!
Don't worry if you haven't read any of it but, if you wish to read the others episodes, you could ask me and I'll pm or email them. The conclusion to this episode is here:



Ignoble Knight: Is the music pumping?

Heavy Metal: I don’t know, you might have to turn the volume up and this song isn’t dial up friendly, its almost 5 MB.

Ignoble Knight: Damn… oh well!!

(Ignoble Knight pulls out a grenade launcher and fires it. Heavy Metal dodges the shot but the impact of it knocks him to the ground. Upon getting up, Ignoble knight low thrusts, slashes upwards and tries to slice Heavy Metal’s mech into two but he retaliates by quickly firing his bazooka and knocking them both away from each other.)

Ignoble Knight: Always full of surprises I see…

Heavy Metal: You’re going down buddy!

(Ignoble Knight grabs his sword with both his hands and does a downward slash. Heavy Metal side steps and tries to swipe Ignoble knight’s head off. Ignoble Knight ducks his head and pushes Heavy metal with the side of his sword.)

Ignoble Knight: Had enough?

Heavy Metal: You didn’t even do anything yet!

(They both clash their weapons. Heavy Metal quickly pushes Ignoble Knight’s wrist upwards (since he only has to wield his sword with one hand), Ignoble knight loses his balance and he slashes him across his chest. Ignoble knight retaliates by doing a strong slash and Heavy metal does parry attack but Ignoble knight was still able to strike heavy Metal’s arm because of the weight and size of his sword.)

Heavy Metal: Whoa! You damn near killed me!!

Ignoble: Knight: *Thinking* Almost had him! I’ll show him some real speed! *Shouts* I’ll show you fruitless this fight truly is.

Heavy Metal: Come on then. All I got is a few nicks and cuts so far. (Shrugs) Just how ignoble is that!

Ignoble Knight: (Gets frustrated) Shut up! It’s time to finish this!!(Throws a smoke grenade on the ground)

Heavy Metal: Trying to confuse me in this smoke huh… bring it on!!

(Ignoble knight strikes him in the back from behind with his large sword. Heavy Metal quickly turns around, and pushes Ignoble knight to ground. He stabs the ground but stabs nothing. Ignoble knight slashes him from the left side but he dodges by dashing right. Heavy Metal then kneels down, turns the blade to the other side and thrusts it upwards damaging the cockpit of the Ignoble knight. He tries to shoot at Heavy Metal but the smoke clear and he realizes he hit nothing and then his mech is shot in the back from a Bazooka shell)

Ignoble knight: I knew where you were the whole time, how did you avoid me so quickly?

Heavy Metal: Simple… you didn’t know about my new weapon so I dropped all three pieces to it on the ground one at a time and then I flew away and shot you.

Ignoble knight: Curse you!! I promise you... I will be back!!! (He punches the side of a building down, runs in and dissapears mysteriously)

(He notices the media was following him the whole time)

News reporter: We thought you were deemed a traitor. How does it feel to go through all that stuff and not be able to capture your target?

Heavy Metal: Hey, isn't this that real war going on station isn’t it… (Blocks out what the reporters asked and blows a kiss at a camera) I only did this to give my beautiful woman some entertainment while she rests in the hospital…

(Shows Iris)

Iris: It was pretty interesting but now it’ll be easier to defeat you if we ever fight again. (Laughs) Who does he think he is labeling me as his woman or maybe I’m giving myself too much credit to think he’s even talking to me? *Shrugs* That’s not really important, I’ll crush that poor boy since I’ve seen his strategy in action and (Finally gets up) I’m getting out of the hospital today… thank God!

Next episode

Mia: Do any of you know who I am? Hopefully you haven't been read the other one you don’t (Winks)

Heavy Metal: I’m pretty sure only a couple people even care to read both sides so who cares… you want me to do a job and I’m gonna do it.

Mia: This is a stealth mission… do your best!!

Episode 9

Cannon What!?


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Thursday, July 7, 2005

Episode 8: Morale Booster!




after EPISODE 8: Armor Menace



(While Heavy Metal is sleeping, he has a nightmare)

Father: I will have to put an end to you! (His mech’s fists starts glowing)

Mother: You honestly think you can beat me! (She laughs and destroys some buildings using a bazooka)

Father: Will you please stop this! Our son is around here and could be watching!

Mother: You let him out here… you fool but then again, I don’t mind a witness for your death. Matter of fact, I’ll leave no survivors!

Father: You can’t seriously mean that… Come on, it’s not too late. This is not you… what happened!? You never had these abilities before; Who did this too you!!

Mother: *gasps* You dare mock me? I did this of my own free will! I purposely married you, and hunted down everyone of your family members because you are considered a potential threat (Laughs hysterically)

Father: No… I will not believe it but whatever you are, I will not let you kill our children!!

Mother: Well, at least you can die without a guilty conscience! This will be self defense.

(He shoots a powerful green beam at her and it deflects. He dashes up to her, she teleports behind him and she teleports behind him and shoots a laser cannon through his cockpit)

Heavy Metal: (Runs over to see what’s going on) Father? Mother… what did you do!?

Mother: Well, he died heroically in… battle!! (Laughs)

Heavy Metal: You cannot possibly be… my mother!

Mother: (Builds rage)You think a mere child can beat me? Look, you only have a hunk of junk with one arm. That weapon arm leaves you so defenseless!

(She charges at him and he wakes up yelling)

Heavy Metal: What!? Huh?... why today of all days must I have a dream like that… well, I guess I should go back to the agency… I messed up pretty bad, I wonder how today will end.


(Heavy Metal goes in the office)

Boss: I’m sorry to say this, going to have to fire you right here on the spot for security purposes.

Heavy Metal: I understand.

Boss: You’re going to have to try to rebuild your reputation or lay low for a while. I’m sure someone is exploiting what you said about being in the Dark Army. Don’t do anything hasty but, I’ve never seen you this disoriented in your life.

Heavy Metal: Don’t worry… I feel a whole lot better now. I know what I must do.

Boss: Are you sure?

Heavy Metal: You know about what happened a couple months before I joined the agency right?

Boss: Yeah…

Heavy Metal: Well, Evette found out half of the truth and thinks I’m a killer.

Boss: Whoa… what are you going to do now?

Heavy Metal: I’m not worried about dealing with her right now. I’m going to focus on my true goal! I’m going to find a way to end this war before it gets more out of hand then it already is!

Boss: Well, that’ll be something.

Heavy Metal: Hey, were the mechanics ever able to find me a suitable weapon?

Boss: Yes… you should go check it out… if you happen to see my son before you’re hired again, defeat him and try to knock some since in his hard head.

Heavy Metal: Yes sir! (Walks out) He acts like someone is spying on him. I wonder why he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s his brother… I’ll just have to figure it out later.

(When he approaches mechanic)

Mechanic: Awwwwww- snap!! I heard what you did. Bold move man.

Heavy Metal: Look, did you find me a good gun?

Mechanic: Check this baby out! (They both look at his mech) This is a high caliber Chain gun, or Vulcan… it’s the only one to rival the Red Vulcan. Here’s the trick to it. Its barrels rotate so quickly that it sparks after the sixth shot but…

Heavy Metal: Uh-huh.

Mechanic: The ammo is actually stored inside your arm so try not to get it banged up too much or… boom, that whole side of your mech could be taken out. When you want to use the gun, you’ll have to extend the barrels out from the wrists of your mech.. It has barrels like a chain gun but its light and is attaches to your hand like a Vulcan.

Heavy Metal: What about if my sister blows it up.

Mechanic: It’s designed to break into three pieces as upon impact. I know you can’t fix stuff with your mechs abilities effectively but I’m sure you’ll be able to connect three measly parts back on the outside of your wrists. Now, all I have to do is attach it to your mechs right arm.

Heavy Metal: Attach?

Mechanic: It’s real easy since it seems like the right arm of your mech used to be a machine gun arm to specifically hold the legendary and rare, Red Vulcan.

Heavy Metal: I refuse to accept that!!

Mechanic: Huh?

Heavy Metal: I will not allow you to alter that arm!

(The Boss walks in)

Boss: Stop being a baby!

Heavy Metal: You know damn well that’s the arm I used to shoot at my mother’s mech. It is not becoming a chain gun arm again!!

Boss: Calm down! I know you’re in a mess but you have to let go of the past. You had no choice and besides, the chain Vulcan is attached to your wrists; it’s not your whole arm this time.

Heavy Metal: I-I… fine. I need a new weapon anyway. Thanks a lot.

Mechanic: Oh, and try not to use up too much ammo. Since you’re not working legally anymore, we can’t repair your mech.

Heavy Metal: Thanks for the tip… (He leaves)

(Walks around the block)

Heavy Metal: *Feeling a bit disoriented* Now where should I…

King pin: Freeze!

Heavy Metal: Jeeze! I didn’t even leave the area and I’m already being hassled.

King pin: No one as shady as you gets away from the King pin… I was thinking, I need a carrier pigeon like you around.

Heavy Metal: You can’t be serious?

King pin: Anyone that can pull a stunt like that and lives to tell about it is a man I want.

Heavy Metal: I’ll have to reject your offer… (Smiles and turns around) see you later. (Continues walking)

(A couple minutes later, he notices some mechs following him)

Heavy Metal: (Gets in his mech) What is it now!?

Gang member 1… we need you and we needs you now. (Starts swinging the chain)

Gang Member 2: Yeah man… we’s gonna use you... Tony, this shouldn’t be too difficult.

Heavy Metal: Oh brother… a couple of thugs in some mechs think they can beat me

Gang Member 1: We’re gangstas… come on Smith!


Heavy Metal dashes behind a building. Tony follows him and strike him with the chain, Heavy Metal then grabs the chain on the second attack and they start wrestling for it. Smith comes from behind with the Metal pole and strikes him in his back. Tony then wraps the chain around Heavy Metal’s mech.

Tony: I told you this was gonna be easy!!

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* Would you look at that, they think I’m cattle…I didn’t want to use this… (He extends the barrels from out the right hand arm)

Smith: Yeah, you were right

(Heavy metal shoots three shots at Tony’s mechs head. The barrel rotates, destroys the chain wrapped around him and the bullets go straight through Tony’s mech. )

Heavy Metal: *Excited* Yeouch… I didn’t know I was packing heat like that and it didn’t even recoil…. amazing

Smith: I’m outta here!! (He runs)

Ignoble Knight: After that beautiful display of battle, if I can’t have you then I must destroy you once and for all.

To be continued…

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Bus Stop Mayhem
Okay... last week the Fro venture out to get the game,"Gundam VS. Zeta Gundam" right? I took my wind breaker with me because it might've rained. I was going to post what happened in the mall but I'll post what happened on my way home. It was hot but the first bus I took had the AC pumping so I put on my wind breaker. When I got off the bus, I walked down three blocks and I noticed I walked near a guy that looked like he came from jail. Well, heres what happened and remember, we never said a word to each other but you could clearly see we were thinking this:

Derrick: Sheesh... check out the arms on that guy. *Has a scared look on my face*

Man: *Staring hard* I'm sitting here sweating bullets and that crazy ass guy has a shirt. All I'm wearing is a wife beater.

Derrick: I wish I was built like that.

Man: He don't smoke weed so why aint he sweating.

Derrick: Check out that arm.

Man: *Looking fustrasted* Damn...

Derrick: He might hurt me...

Man: *Look puzzled* Damn...

Derrick: He is the perfect stero type for an inmate.

Man: *Looks at the jacket* Damn...

(The bus finally arrives)

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Monday, July 4, 2005

Bogus dream of the millenium
The Fro had a dream about making a snowman in the middle of a dessert. What the heck kinda sign was that? You can't just up and build a snowman in a place where even the sand is tempted to melt!? Maybe it was some kind of sign. (Shrugs) Anyway, today is my cats birthday. Heathcliff has successfully reached the age of ten.
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Sunday, July 3, 2005

Party Avoiding
The O



*Sings Big O opening theme messing it up* The O... The bout to be ace O

Well, The Fro is going to go back and play some Gundam VS. Zeat Gundam. That game has made all my others obselete... I know now that video games are a weak obessesion to me. Anyway, time for my actual post. First off, I've been put through torture from the parties I've been to latley and now I'm invited to a cook out. There's only one family party I'll go to and that's on my father's side of the family. I know now to never ever go to anyone on my mother's side. Its so easy to offend them. Second, I'm never ever going to a party one of my brother's friends sets up again. Too boring...
Finally, *sniff* The Fro wanted a snack and didn't go to the store... it was horrbile. Must... gather...cash...

Hey wait a minute... I got money now!! I will go spend some cash... For ground combat!!!


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