Friday, January 7, 2005

Here we go!!
I really don't have a full understanding what fanfict is. In any case, here we go!!


(In the principle’s office)

Principle: Your job is to find and secure this girl without any trouble okay.
Afro Jones: (Looks at the pic) what kind of mission is this?
Principle: Ask the scientist.
Afro Jones: All you have to do is tell me the mission?
Principle: Find and s-
Afro Jones: (Cuts him off loud) I aint taking no bullet.
Principle: Fine. Hurry up before someone becomes very angry, and your pay will decreatiate tremendously.
Afro Jones: If that’s a word okay then.(Goes out to the weapon shop)

Afro Jones: Hey, Bumble Bee, want to help me out on a mission?
Bumble Bee: You still didn’t get me that rifle I asked for!
Afro Jones: What do you need a rifle you can’t even use yet for?
Bumble Bee: Who are you?
Afro Jones: This is irrelevant! You’re just an andr-
Bumble Bee: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Afro Jones: A hunter. Bu-
Bumble Bee: DO YOUR JOB THEN!!
Afro Jones: (Getting on an elevator under his breath) Waste of my damn time.
??: Its about time.
Afro Jones: How is it we always wind up together Zan!?
Zan: This time, I just listened in.
Afro Jones: You want a piece of me don’t you!
Zan: I don’t get you with that,”I’m not taking a bullet thing?”
Afro Jones: You heard me!
Zan: They were teaching you how to dodge bullets that day. You were about to become part of Special Forces and you declined over that!?
Afro Jones: I aint taking no bullet.
Zan: Fine.
Afro Jones: I don’t get why you have such good,, silky, whitish-grey hair for a black person.
Zan: Back to this again huh? You know somebody wish they could have an Afro as well shaped and as big as yours.
Afro Jones: I’d like to know who that poor fool is.
Zan: Me too Jones, me too…
Afro Jones: Talking isn’t getting us anywhere.
Zan: Have you been paying attention to our battles at all because we are not only in the second caves but-
Afro Jones: (Pulls out a Large Sword) The Fro Know!! The Fro…Know!!

Zan: I thought so…

(In caves three)

Afro Jones: Who are you?
??: I’m Tenchi and I’m looking for Sasami.
Afro Jones: (Whispering) We gotta take this guy out real quick before he ruins our mission.

Zan: I don’t think he’s trying to hurt her Fro.
Afro Jones: Let’s kick his ass!
Tenchi: I should’ve known. (pulls out a wooden sword) get ready!

(Tenchi and Afro Jones recklessly attack each other until the Fro makes a giant swing
and Tenchi knocks him down.)

Tenchi: Pretty impressive huh?

(Zan hits him to the ground with Rafoi)

Afro Jones: You should’ve did that earlier!?
Zan: I ran out of magic and needed to find some Trifluid to drink.
Afro Jones: What ever…

(They reach three different paths)

Zan: I’ll take left, you take the right.
Afro Jones: I’m going straight down to the mall.
Zan: If she’s at the mall, then she’s safe.
Afro Jones: Right!

(They both split up) (Afro Jones walks in a room and notices something strange)

Afro Jones: Back again from the P.S.O world huh? Wait a minute…this dragon…it’s smaller then before and its not even landing…(He starts sweating)

(Meanwhile)
Zan: (He sees an Older woman in a bed) So, this is what was waiting for me?
Old witch: I wish I saw someone as handsome as you on Dreamcast. (She gets up)
Zan: (Sweating) there’s always the Fro, he was there since the dawn of time.
Old witch: I could just gobble you up.

(at the same time they both start running)

Both: Aaaaaaaa wahaaaaaaaaaaa!!

(they both run into each other)

Afro Jones: Did you see what I saw?
Zan: I quit!
Afro Jones: We are so close!
Zan: Okay then, let’s take out your guy first though.
Afro Jones: R-Right!

(They both walk in)

Afro Jones: Where is it?

(The old witch appears)

Old witch: mmhmmmmm…

Afro Jones: I don’t know who you are but we can beat you easily!
Old witch: I don’t see any we?
Afro Jones: (Looks around and starts sweating) Look up!

(As soon as she looks up he’s gone)

Zan: Where were you, I found the girl.
Sasami: Pleased to me you! (Bows)
Afro Jones: Real funny Zan, you left me to rot!!
Zan: Our mission is complete though.
Afro Jones: Where were you anyway?
Sasami: I told Ryoko I was going shopping for food and supplies.

(Ayeka beams down and hugs Sasami)

Ayeka: Oh Sasami, we were so worried about you.
Sasami: (smiles) I told Ryoko before I left.
Ayeka: (Balls up her fists) Ryoko!!
Ryoko: *sarcastically* Oh, I was so worried about Sasami that I completely forgot. (laughs)

Ayeka: Do you have any idea how much money I put out to hire these guys?
Ryoko: You don’t have to worry about that because I’m sure saving you sister is the important thing in the world.

Ayeka: That trick won’t work on me you old hag!!
Ryoko: (Twitching the eye) Old…HAG!!
Sasami: (ashamed) Oh no, not again….
(As soon as they are about to fight)

Afro Jones: There was a guy walking around with a wooden sword…
Ryoko and Ayeka: Tenchiiii!! (They both run up to him) where is he?
Afro Jones: We ahh…

(Zan: pushes him out the way)

Zan: He probably got lost; we could find him for a fee.
Ayeka: Oh my poor Tenchi…
Ryoko: (Angry) Hey!! (Rolls up her sleeves) You are only doing this for money!
Zan: Isn’t saving Tenchi more important than money?
Ryoko: (Blushes) Well…umm…you know Tenchi is more-
Ayeka: Hurry up before I-I take your pay down twenty percent!
(A couple minutes later)

Zan: (Walks up to Tenchi)
Tenchi: (Trying to get up) hey, what’s the big i-

(Zan punches him back out)

Afro Jones: What did you do that for!?
Zan: They will pay us more if it looks like we saved him.

(A couple more minutes later)

Ayeka: What happened to my poor Tenchi?
Zan: He tired himself out.
Ayeka: Ryoko! This is your fault!
Ryoko: Mine? You didn’t have to tell him since you hired some goons!
Afro Jones: Who she calling a goon?
Sasami: Don’t worry, they’re always like this. Thank you both. (They all get beamed up)
Afro Jones: At least we got paid real good.
Zan: (Counting the cash) ahhh…Fro?
Afro Jones: What is it?
Zan: What about that old woman, she looked pretty angry and evil?
Afro Jones: I just remembered... she made a threat a while ago to destroy our planet…
Zan: Then that means...
Afro Jones: (Getting scared) She thought we were there to stop her.

(They both look stupid)

To becontinued…







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