Monday, January 17, 2005

Yes!!
I didn't find the store sadly but I did go to Sam's club and noticed someone started walking faster when he heard me cough. I walked this guy down singing the,"Vindictive music". He thought he losted me and I appeared in front of him and he said,"What the hell are you doing." I shrugged and kept going. The majority rules, just about everyone I did that to said those exact words. Everyone seems a bit down lately so I'm going to stop being so damn paranoid and post up a tiny piece of my greatest creation. I call it,"Unknown Prophecy." It is a RPG about eight characters. Thats all I'm giving you because I still am paranoid about it being stolen. (I'm not modifying anything, I'm leaving it just as it is cause I'm sleep)

(When they reach a village)

Bum: Oh yeah, this is my favorite place!
Julie: How come?

(Bum gets on a ship)

Julie: That’s just a tour ship. (Why would he get on it)
Lee: He must like the knarley waves.
Jake: Idiot! Why don’t he try this on his own free time.
Julie: What is it he is trying to do?
Jake: Come on; let’s watch him make a fool of himself.

(They board the ship)

Bum: Oh yeah, just watch my luck.
Lee: I see two fish women on this ship…awesome.
Jake: They are Mermaids.
Julie: Why would Bum want to see them?
Jake: No, see…(You get the picture what he wants to do right)
Lee: Awesome!
Jake: Shut up! I’m not finished. There are two Mermaids on this ship. One comes to take a King for their under water palace and the other for the rest of them to share.
Julie: If they took two before, couldn’t they just prosper from there?
Jake: The Mermaids live a lot longer then humans so; the men die out before the next generation is even ready.
Lee: Dude, there should be some Mermen…
Jake: That’s a very rare occasion that has never happened since they got attacked by uhhh...something evil.

(Bum walks up to one).

Bum: I should be your number one pick.
??: Sorry but, we already picked who we want.
(She jumps off the ship and he watches two others jump off with their picks)
Bum: (Growls!)
Lee: Rejected!
Bum: I’ll show you! (He jumps off the ship and dives underwater.)
Jake: Idiot! You’ll never make!
Julie: Shouldn’t we go after him?
Jake: I’ll go get him on my own.
Lee: I heard witches drown in water…awesome.
Jake: Listen (He gets closer to Lee’s ear and screams) I AM NOT A WITCH! (He dives after Bum)
Julie: We might as well stay on this tour boat.
Lee: Awesome!

Under water
Bum: (Thinking) I can’t believe how far it is! I’ll drown at this rate.
Jake: He is on a suicide mission; I’ve got to save him from himself.
Bum: What is that (He sees a stray Mermaid)
Mermaid: (Thinking) What an idiot! I guess I could take him with me for a sacrifice …I’m a genius
Bum: JACKPOT! If I found one the palace is near.

(The Mermaid grabs him and Jake holds on to Bum)

Mermaid: He didn’t look this heavy?
Bum: (Ah yeah, I’ll be rich and I’ll be a king in a couple of hours.)
Jake: (He probably doesn’t even know I’m hugging his foot, I forgot to tell him about their pet who loves to eat human flesh every 100 years.)

In the Aquatic palace:

??: Why did you bring this man in here?

(Bum pushes the mermaid)

Bum: I’m here to claim my palace!
??: I am Isabelle.

The two mermaids walk in the back

Isabelle: Is he here for what I think he is here for?
Mermaid: Better, he doesn’t even have a clue?
Isabelle: Didn’t he see us take the two we needed already?
Mermaid: Yeah, but don’t let him see them until we can put him in "The" room.
(Jake wakes up)
Jake: You idiot!
Bum: I know you’re jealous.
Jake: Jealous? There’s not much to be jealous about when I had to come save a guy that’s lacking intelligence!
Bum: What are you talking about? I’ll be the king of the mermaids, and then I’ll obtain all the knowledge I need to be the best!
Jake: Yeah, on what? The best dog food money can buy!

(The mermaids chatter)
Mermaid: I didn’t know another person got in?
Isabelle: How is that possible?
Mermaid: He must’ve clenched on to me or something like that?
Isabelle: Get rid of them before anyone else sees them.
Mermaid: Yes!

(She opens the door)

Bum: Okay, when do we get started?
Jake: stop being disrespectful!
Bum: What’s disrespectful is you not taking that hat off in front of your new king!
Mermaid: Stop it! I have to take you somewhere special first.
Jake: I already know where you are taking us! I know that we are going to be sacrificed to some fish demon!
Mermaid: (She whispers to Jake) Who ever said we were taking you anywhere? Besides, he’ll never know.
Jake: Bum, did you here that.
(Bum is gone with another Mermaid)

Bum: Its sir Bum to you!
Jake: I’ve got to find him.
Isabelle: He’ll spoil our plan seize him!

(Jake dashes down the hall and get clipped)

Jake: Hey, what’s the big idea! One move and I’ll…
Isabelle: Do what?
Jake: I’ll use you all as a lightning rod! I’ll do it! I’ll do it!
Mermaid: He sounds serious and I heard a man running franticly talking about a guy blowing lightning!
Isabelle: Is he a man?
Jake: That’s it! (He jumps on a table and throws a metal rod in the air and uses a massive surge of electricity)
Isabelle: He really can…(Falls out)
Jake: Who is the greatest? I got mad skillz! I don’t know but its got to be me! (He does a victory dance)
Bum: What the hell is that!
Jake: I forgot about him…

(Jake runs and opens a door)

Bum: Whatever you do don’t…

(Jake shuts the door)

Jake: You were going to talk about that door weren’t you?
Bum: Now look at what you’ve done!
Jake: Me? Who brought us down here!

(They hear something swimming)

Jake: How deep is that water you’re in?
Bum: About four feet…why?
Jake: We’re in trouble.
Bum: Big deal! A three-foot fish!
Jake: You idiot! Check out this room, its huge
Bum: You are the idiot, and this is not a room, this is a house…(he turns on a light)
Jake: What’s a light switch doing in here?
Bum: Stop worrying about the little things. Lets find a way out of this place!


Stingray
1200hp
Moves:
Poison Sting
Freeze



Jake: This place is awkward.
Bum: For once you are right I feel kinda non-king like.
Jake: What the hell is that suppose to mean!?
Bum: If you didn't understand then you should've acted like you did!
Jake: (Sarcasticly) Riiight
(They go in a room and the doors and windows shut while it fills up with water)
Bum: We are in serious trouble! What do we do!? What do we do!?
Jake: The water stopped at and raised about 5 feet.
Bum: Thats like seven plus one!
Jake: If you wanted to say something, you should've said eight!

(A window cracked)

Jake: I wonder what kind of monster is that?
Bum: Probably some 8 foot fish that'll be dumb enough to swallow my sword whole!
Jake: What kind o-

(Muffled Breathing)

Bum: Jake, use some lightning.
Jake: Idiot! We will both get shocked with it because we are in water. Before I make that mistake, I'll cancel it now. (Canceled lightning)

??: I got you now!

Sea Searpent

2500hp
Moves:
Sonic Wave
Squeeze
Slam

Isabelle: Oh my god! Did you see that.
Mermaid: They'll slaughter us next.
Mermaid 1: Run! They are very dangerous.
(A man appears)
Strange guy: I have an idea.
Mermaids: Yes your highness!

(Meanwhile)

Bum: That was fun!
Jake: I hate swimming!
Mermaid: You brave warriors have saved us.
Isabelle: We will never forget you but, humans can't live down here.
Bum: What!? We are already down here!
Jake: (looks at a shadow in the back) Get us out of here then!
Isabelle: (Kisses Jake on the side of his hat and Bum on his cheek)
Bum: Okay, I see your point.
(The Mermaids take them to the ship they jumped off wave and giggle while leaving)
Lee: Awesome! Some tuna just tossed you two back on the boat.
Julie: What on Earth happened?
Jake: Lets just be happy that we're back.
Bum: I know they just B.sed me, I just know it!(Grr)
Jake: Lets leave him alone for a while.

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