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Wednesday, March 2, 2005


Fro, what the heck are you thinking?


The Fro seemsed to misplace the paper I used to write my fanfic... half a chapter just teased some poeple. Stupid Mp3's, why have you forsaken me... can't put my song up... oh well, I guess this'll do. I'm pretty much buying time for two weeks because in the class I'm taking, they're waiting for spring so they don't have to take days off. Here is something interesting (And pointless) I'm posting up...

Look, if a woman wants to see the Fro, nothing wrong with that but, I must warn that I'm good at guessing what people look like. These are for those girls that want to try and date the fro...

(Keep in mind it is from greatest threat, to least... top 3 is a definate no)

1)Smoke weed... we done.

2) Hit the bottome of a pack cigarettes... We done.

3) Smoke cigarettes... we done.

4) Come to see me, never been to Maryland and just so happen to walk us to a liquor store... We gone.

5) Look me dead in the eyes, I say something, you still don't realized who I am... got till I leave, we done.

6) Repeat every Fro logic I put up in order (I really can't see this happening) and then use them all in the wrong situation... we done.

7) Feel the top of my head when I just cut my hair, look for my Fro, and look at me dead serious...we done.

8) Zone out when I find you and don't even know I called your name... we done until further notice.
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I know... there are guys thats like man... I wanna kick that Fro's a**. I got something for guys that want to be actual friends with the Fro. Heres some advice not to piss me off to the point where I knock you out or just walk away like I never knew you.

1) Pull out some weed in my presence.

2) Don't know what a nintendo is.

3) Go to an otaku invention dressed as, "Any type of woman in a mini skirt." (You know what... don't even look at me)

4) Start pouting cause you can't beat me in any video games.

5) Can't even boil ramen.

6) Come to a party playing a RPG.
6.5) Come to a party suggesting some one plays an RPG.

7) Call the Fro gay... Potentially number 3) Call the Fro gay with a serious face.

8) Call yourself the rave master without any knowlege of it.
8.5) Call yourself the rave master when you get confused by me simply saying hello

9) Try to spout nonsense that confuses even yourself.

10) Talk about shaving my head bald with a straight edge.

I don't see who'd have time to read all this...





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