Wednesday, March 9, 2005

Whoohoo!! Fanfic time!!

These fanfics kick mad a**. This is the third part to it. (I had to mixe two together because I couldn't finish the first part about a month ago). If you want to find the previous ones, its about one week back there somewhere in the archives. Oh yeah, don't forget to go to my brother's site "Zan" to check out his actuall story. Oh yeah... real jacked up day ahead of me. Well, enough of me wasting your time...



Episode 3:

Inuyasha: What took you guys so long to get up anyway!?

Maxwell: Waiting for something.

Inuyasha: What are you guys any way? You don’t have any allegiance toward anything what-so-ever so you can’t be working for someone…. Yah don’t do anything important, when I first came here all you did was inconvience people in a castle? Sounds more like harassment to me.

Hannah: Maybe if you’d stop asking questions we’d tell you.

Xenos: Tell him about the time I danced off a bridge trying to impress some attractive young ladies.

Patricia: No, I think he should know about the time I fell off that same bridge because of you.

Inuyasha: Will you guys just shut up!! This has no importance to anyone! I need to know what’s going on, not some old boring stories.

Maxwell: I hope you know there are lots of good stories between us.

Vynd: Like the ti-

Inuyasha: That’s it… I’m going A.W.O.L (Absent without leave)

Hannah: You just told us your plan… you need to change it to…something else now.

(They hear a strange sound coming from some bushes)

Inuyasha: Miroku?

Miroku: Ahh, Inuyasha, I knew I’d see you hear.

Inuyasha: What the hell are you doing here!?

Miroku: It seems like you’ve made enemies.

Inuyasha: What’re you doing with an E over your head anyway?

Miroku: I was going to ask you why you don’t have one.

Inuyasha: You’d better start talking before I let my fist do the talking.

Miroku: Some goblins told me about you… you are so mischievousness Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: It was self defense! What’d they do to get you to help; usually you just lie so you could sleep some where free.

Miroku: Now now Inuyasha, they offered. (Counts with his fingers) They had comfortable beds, good wine, and excellent entertainment; it was only natural for me to accept this offer.

Inuyasha: Did they find you wife too yah moron.

Miroku: If necessary they mig-

Inuyasha: That’s enough Miroku!!

Miroku: Don’t be so hasty Inu- (Jumps back) Wind Tunnel!!

Inuyasha: (jam’s his sword in the ground holding tight) You, you cheap coward.

Miroku: We all know I have high potential in beating you Inuyasha but, I must get rid of you quick for my bounty.

Inuyasha: Damn…you!!

Vynd: We are just sitting here doing nothing, shouldn’t we do something?

Maxwell: (Zones into the situation) okay… be careful when approaching this guy, we must avoid the wind tunnel at all times.

Xenos: He seems to completely defenseless right now.

Patricia: So, a basically, we must avoid where he is pointing that wind tunnel.

Xenos: Let’s go before Inuyasha gets sucked in.

Inuyasha: Guys… what ever happened to the squares you know what they usually have in stragey RPG’s, squares on the field?

Maxwell: This is 3D man… not one of them old sissy ones.

Hannah: (Shrugs) What happened to your favorite lines?

Maxell: *Sigh*

Xenos: It appears someone has moved before us.

Hannah: (laughing) that’s it!?

Maxwell:…

Hannah: (Get in his face) it is!! (Continues laughing to the floor)

Vynd: It’s not that funny…

Inuyasha: Umm…guys… a little help over here.

(Two jagged looking goblins appears from behind them)

Hannah: Should’ve known… (She attacks)

Goblin 1: Only a fool would attack me from the front… deflect!!…

Hannah: Damn….

Goblin 2: (Getting excited) Finish the combo man, finish the combo…

Goblin 1: Will you just…. Shut up!! (He counters with a leg sweep.

Hannah: Next turn, you’re mine.

Maxwell: If we can use our combined might, we might be able to rule the battle field Vynd and Xenos.

Vynd: Lets do it then!!

Xenos: Combination…

(They summon up magic.)

Hannah: Wait a minute…. That’s it? I never even knew you guys even knew magic?... cowards if you ask me.

Goblin 2: Okay… here’s the plan… bite’em to death.

Goblin 1: You’re kidding right?... you have to be kidding.

Goblin 2: I mean they are just humans.

Goblin 1: Just kill the damn woman so we can kill the magical grunts and get this over with…

Goblin 2: Right… maybe we should just run or something.

Goblin 1: For once, you’re on to something.

(They dash away)

Hannah: Don’t think you could run away from me!! (Runs after them)

Miroku: (Cowards)

Inuyasha: Miroku, if you stop this now I’ll go easy on you.

Miroku: Inuyasha, how do you expect me to lose, the young lady to the left side of me.

Patricia: You knew huh?

Miroku: It seems I’m completely defenseless.

Patricia: Say your prayers….

(Miroku uses his foot to catch her rapier between the staff and flips it away)

Miroku: Seems like you fell for my little trap after all…

Patricia: (Twitching the eyes) You d-didn’t!!

Vynd: Uh-Oh, you’ve just unlocked the demon that been dwelling inside of her…

Patricia: I-I-I’ll kill you quick!!

Miroku: (Starting to sweat) heh…

Vynd: If you don’t do something, she’ll also get first attack and you’ll then be destroyed in a little less than one turn.

Patricia: *Grins devilishly*

Miroku: Seems like I’ll just have to kill you first… (Stops the wind tunnel and points his hand towards her)

Patricia: (Smiling) you do realize it is over for you….

Miroku: and why is that… I’ll just use my wind tunnel ag-

Inuyasha: Not so fast Miroku… while I’ve been sitting here trying to avoid getting sucked in by you wind tunnel, I didn’t get my turn yet…

Miroku: (Looks dumb) I kinda forgot about that Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Say your prayers… Iron Reavor Soul stealer!! (Looks around) Huh!? Why didn’t it work.

Miroku: Inuyasha… you should know you can’t hurt your own allies.

Inuyasha: What!? You compromised that easy?

Miroku: We all know I would’ve been mince meat against one of your attacks…

Patricia: Now go get my sword.

Miroku: Me?

Patricia: Go on… get it.

Inuyasha: Hey, what about the goblins…

Maxwell: We bluffed’em…

Xenos: it took team work to do it.

Hannah: I’d say you guys just did it so you wouldn’t have to do anything.

Vynd: There is no point-

Xenos: In doing anything-

Maxwell: When grunts are not on the initiative.

(They start laughing)

Hannah: But you guys did make a plan?

Maxwell:…

Vynd:…
Xenos:…

Inuyasha: Where are we Miroku?

Miroku: The real question is where, are they…

Inuyasha: You mean we are in our right time?

Moirkou: Yes but apparently they aren’t.

Inuyasha: Then why’d I fall from such a height?

Miroku: Because, Sesshomaru knocked you way up in the air with his powerful demon sword for you making a fool of yourself… and you was never seen again.

Inuyasha: Wait a minute… he can’t beat me!?

Miroku: I never said he did.

Inuyasha: and another thing… Hey wait a minute; you made it sound like I died!!

Miroku: Some say that is possible.

Inuyasha: I’m right here and how long has it been.

Miroku: About 2 weeks.

Maxwell: That’s all nice and all but can you please save this conversation for tomorrow!?

Inuyasha: Its not even dar-

(Inuyasha and Maroku finds them sleep as soon as they turn around)

Miroku: See, they even show signs of abnormal sleeping patterns.

Inuyasha: Are you saying these guys can travel efficiently at night?

Miroku: Let’s wait and see Inuyasha…

(End of episode 3)






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