Sunday, March 27, 2005

Easter!!
Well, since I'm in a good mood and some of you seem like you're going to be really bored for Easter, I decided to be nice and post a skit of Unknown Prophecy (A.K.A Greatest creation) Hoped you all enjoyed my Inuyasha fanfic. (I didn't know it was gonna come out like that...whoo!!) In case any of you have been keeping up with my brother's story, I have made one that links to his story and will post it whenever ahh... actually I don't know (Shrugs) Enjoy!!

One day after Unknown Prophecy)

Bum: As king, I would like 2 acres of moat around the castle.

Rachel: What did I tell you to do last night?

Bum:??

Rachel: You were supposed to be retrained to be a fit king, what kind of strategic value would a 2 acre moat have?

Bum: It makes hard to get in…(Shrugs)

Rachel: But it’s hard to get out! What if archers attacked?

Bum: (Spaces out)
Soldier: We’re under attack!! (Pulls down the huge gate)
Bum: I got this!! (Runs across the bridge with his sword and gets hit by an arrow)
Bum: That’s pretty bad

Rachel: See…

Bum: (Spaces out again)
Soldier: We’re under attack!! (Pulls down the gate)
Bum: Come on soldiers!! (Two soldiers with huge shields run infront of him deflecting arrow shots, while running across the bridge. As soon as he’s about to slash an archer)

Rachel: What are you thinking?

Bum: First child learns to wield a large shield.

Rachel: I am not subjecting any (if any) of our kids to using a damn shield! There are so many other decent weapons out there!

Bum: (Shrugs)

Rachel: God you’re dumb.

Bum: You knew the risks of marrying a king. (Hold up the ring)

Rachel: How can you not mind being called, “King Bum”?

Bum: I’m not using my real name, it’s too long and my soldiers would die before they even finish calling my name.

Rachel: Why would you even have to worry, for God sakes, you’re the only king here!! Wait a minute… (Thinks hard) Chil could make an uprising.

Bum: I forgot about the influence of religion.

Rachel: So you did learn something.

Bum: Guards, come here…

Guard 1: Yes sire.

Guard 2: Oh God… (Stands very stiff and still)

Bum: I want two spies to watch Chil’s movements.

Guard 2: You’re the queen?

Rachel: Mhmm… *Glares at him*

Guard 2: I didn’t mean to treat you so rudely a while ago…

Rachel: You threw me out!

Guard 2: You were breaking and entering!

Rachel: Why don’t you just go hang yourself or something!

Guard 2: Ok… (Walks out with his head hung down)

Rachel: (laughing) This is great… (Starts sipping some wine)

Bum: He is going to actually do it.

Rachel: (Spits it out) oh crap!

Bum: You better go after him.

Rachel: (Runs out)

Bum: I want you to trade all the wines and lock the rest up immediately.

Guard 1: Yes sir!

(Meanwhile in a dungeon that’s an old abandoned library)

Chil: What are you guys doing?

(Two men stand there quietly)

Chil: I know where you’re from, you still have the crest on idiots, speak.

Spy 1: We’re spies.

Spy 2: Yeah that.

Chil: You could’ve at least tried to blend in dressed as a scholar!

Spy 1: We should’ve dressed as Bishops.

Spy 2: He would never find out if we act quickly and change.

Chil: (Snaps) Wait, just stay right there and or get out!!

Spy 1: (Whispers loud) Where do you think his secret church is at?

Spy 2: Could be where that old castle used to be…

Chil: Shut up!! I am the one who saved the this god forsaken place and this is the thanks I get!!

Spy 1: Pretty much.

Spy 2: What he said.

Chil: (Screams)

(Meanwhile)

Rachel: (In a furious rage) Where the hell did it all go!? I only had one freakin glass!!

Guard 1: She found out, run sire.

Bum: Okay!! (Dashes outside) Huh?... I wonder what’s going on!? (Looks closely)

Jake: You know, the dojo you want can go right here, (points to a small spot in a corner.)

Lee: But dude, no one else can fit in there.

Jake: (Sarcastically but serious) I’m sacrificing a tiny piece of my land to help you out and this is the thanks I get?

Lee: I think I need to go back home…awesome

Jake: No, come back here, for just 200,000$ More, I’ll throw in this huge castle.

Lee: That isn’t yours dude.

Jake: (Snapping and poking him) You are going to purchase it and there is nothing you can do about it!

Lee: Swindle…awesome

Jake: That’s it; you can have your damn dojo right here if you beat me!

Lee: Awesome…


Battle

Jake
10000Hp

Lee
25000Hp


Jake: Say good bye!! (Cast a fireball spell for 3000)

Lee: That hurt dude…awesome!! (Pulls out the nun-chucks)

Jake: why he is so damn stupid, he’s wasting turns doing absolutely nothing. Freeze cage!! (Traps Lee in a cage for three turns)

Lee: (Puts back the nun chucks)

Jake: Perfect!! (Charges up for a very powerful magic. Storm clouds come through) Since hes extremely weak against magic, this should be easy.

Lee: (Looks at his fists and punches the ice barrier) it shattered…awesome!!

Jake: I made a foolish mistake… I’m going to pay for it.

Lee: My turn for a totally bobacious attack. (Pulls out the nun chucks and uses Fatal blow for 5000)

Jake Ouch!! Time to retaliate. (Uses a tornado and takes 10000)

Lee: Awesome!!

Bum: I heard what you guys are talking about… this is my property, get off!!

Jake: Oh yeah, and what are you going to do about it?

Bum: Wrong answer!

Bum

15000Hp


Jake: Lee, we can take him.

Lee: We gonna do some team work dude.

Bum: Good bye!! (Dives in the air and slashes at Jake)

Jake: (Spins) Try harder next time would you (Laughs)

Bum: Okay then

Lee

12000Hp

Jake

5000Hp

Jake: If he hits me, I’m almost certain that I’m done for. Protect me.

Lee: I’ll protect you dude…awesome (Gets in front)

Bum: What a waste of a turn!! (Charges)

Jake: He’s going for a penetration attack eh’. Lee, absorb all the damage!

Lee: I got to get my hit in dude. (Puts back the nun-chucks to use a drop kick for 2000)

Jake: You idiot… I’m gonna have to use it. (Storms clouds come in)

Bum: Oh no you don’t! Penetration Wave!! (Takes 3000 from Jake and 1000 from Lee)

Lee: That was an awesome attack dude.

Jake: Let’s do it now Lee!! (Uses Lightning)

Lee: Yeah dude… team work…awesome. (Runs up with the nun-chucks, lightning stikes it, and he attacks Bum for 5000)

Bum: What the hell… you pierced through my armor…(Builds rage)

Jake: One more Time Lee, he’s breaking down.

Lee: Dude break…awesome! (Attacks Bum for 1000)

Bum: That’s it! (Does Light attack for 7000)

Lee: (Kneels down) D-dude…

Jake: You know he’s weak against magic!

Bum: This is a fight.

Lee: Let’s finish this wizard-witch dude… (Goes on defense)

Jake: I don’t care what you say as long as we win!! (Creates and earth quake)

Bum: Trying to put me away huh… (Attacks Lee and misses) Got daggit!!

Jake: Good bye!!

Lee: Nice seeing you king dude. (Drops kick with the flames around his foot)\

Bum: Idiots! (Counters Lee and Jakes double team knocking Lee behind him) You are exposed.

Jake: Don’t you know what I said earlier… I-

Bum: Save it! (Dives in the air and knocks Jake out)

Lee: (Does another drop kick and gets countered right back next to Jake)

Bum: You guys must’ve really got lazy.

(A young woman appears out of nowhere)

Julie: What the hell did you do?

Bum: Just let them rest a bit.

Julie: I will not! (Casts revival magic)

Bum: Oh, it’s like that now.

Lee: Lets finish this dude.

Jake: Thank you for waking me up little girl! (Casts fireball at Julie)

Julie: Damn… I should’ve read the label.

Lee: You touched her in a totally unawesome way. (Throws Jake on Bum’s side.)

Bum: I am not teaming up with a team player that is actually a crab in one.

Jake: Well now you have to…

(Rachel comes out there in a blind rage)

Rachel: Where the hell did you put my wine!!

Bum: I’m gone!! (He dashes through the forest)

Rachel: Where do you think you’re going!! I only want to kill you slowly *devilishly laughs* (Chases after him and attaches some claws to her hand)

Jake: (laughing) now since that is over…

Lee: Don’t think we can forget what you just did dude.

Jake: Don’t you now what I said earlier… I’m sorry.

Julie: you’re a waste of time any way. Come on Lee.

Jake: (Snapping) don’t you walk away from me… cowards!! Now, where can I find that priest… (Wonders off)



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