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Monday, May 2, 2005


Must get feeling out of Fro's...head... I got an idea!!
Okay, this is the Fro's last and final phase of ramen. I know I've been burdening you all with my cravings for noodles but it was my brother's fault so I'll drag him out here by making this small skit.

(In two hours, the long arguos day is about to come upon us. We must give up everything, our lives, and family just for one joyuos moment. It will take all the skills we have aquired to dodge gangs, prostitutes, pimps, and even the police to get to... New York:

Zan: I've heard from Kuro kitsune-chan that there is a resteraunt that actually makes ramen.

Afro Jones: *Eating some store bought ramen* What have I been eating all this time...

(Both looks at the bowl)

Zan: We must go to the promise land and the the ramen we so crave!

Afro Jones: *Gets pumped* Let's do this!

(walks outside the door)

Afro Jones: So, where are we going exactly?

Zan: New York.

Afro Jones: You're telling me that we actually have to travel all the way to New York!?

Zan: It'll only take three weeks to get there if we hurry up.

Afro Jones: What about school, what about my culunary arts class?

Zan: Is all that really worth anything unless we're happy?

Afro Jones: When you put it that way...

Zan: Then good, lets go.

(They happen to walk across the mall and see someone Zan knows)

Zan: Hey, its Kuro Kitsune-Chan.

Kitsune-Chan: (Just looks at them blankly)

Afro Jones: I got a question that's been bugging me for a while; is that long ass name really necissary?

Zan: *Sarcastically* Look, why don't you just shut up and let me do the talking?

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: What are you guys talking about?

Zan: We are going to the promise land!

Afro Jones: For ground combat!!

Zan: Yeah, for ground combat.

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: Riiight... (Kinda blocks them out) what is this promise land?

Zan: We're walking to New York, me and you calculated the times precisly and it'll only take three weeks.

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: What about school?

Zan: Sacrifices must be made...

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: What about food and supplies to get there.

Zan: Uhh... I forgot about that.

Afro Jones: I got that all figured out, I got some money.

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: Then why would you walk when you have money to get there on a train?

Afro Jones: (Notices shes not even looking at them when she speaks and folds) Its Zans fault, he made the stupid idea in the first place!

Zan: What!? You're the one that followed so who dumber, the one who made the plan or the one that listened?

Afro Jones: You wanna piece of me!? Huh you little punk?

Zan: I got about three weeks to take you out anyway!!

Afro Jones: That's it!!

(They both see security patrolling the mall)

Afro Jones: Run, thats one of the people we have to avoid on our journey!

Zan: *Running* Will we make home alive to see our comrades. As I run, I wonder how will they hold up against our enemies and will we make it back in time.

Kuro Kitsune-Chan: I don't even want to know what you're talking about.

(They both shrug)

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