Saturday, May 28, 2005

Episode 2B: Heavy Metal… a team player??

Tanya: I got this! (Grabs Simone’s hand gun) Watch my power. (Shoots and spreads with it)

Slash: Why must one harass me with such feeble aggression?

(Tanya breaks the gun)

Simone: Why the hell did you do that? How can you change a little hand gun into a spread shot anyway?

Tanya: I needed to do something; I’m just a close range combatant otherwise.

Simone: That’s it!! You wasted my money for nothing!

Heavy Metal: Ladies, ladies, we have to beat Slash and Alpine remember, keep focused.

Slash: Face my unbridled wrath

Alpine: You don’t even need me (Laughs)

Heavy Metal: Be careful (Flies up in the air)

Simone: I have a weapon that’ll knock him dead flat. (Creates a dark sword)

(Simone dashes towards Slash and attempts to cut him but realizes she just attacked his swords and gets punched from behind)

Alpine: ooo… it looks like you guys are done.

Simone: Why didn’t you help me Tanya?

Tanya: I’m thinking.

Simone: Where the hell is Heavy Metal!

(Tanya pulls out a hook while Slash is dashing towards her and does a twirl to prevent him from attacking. After Slash dashes back, Heavy Metal dives him)

Slash: There we go!

Heavy Metal: What!?

(Slash attacks his mech while its on the floor and breaks his arm)

Alpine: (Laughing) Nice illusion man.

Slash: It seems as though you’re at the end of the line.

Heavy Metal: I have a plan; can your dark blade penetrate?

Simone: No, but I can extend it with a bit more generator power.

Tanya: Let’s put an end to his illusions.

Slash: Attack me if you dare.

(Heavy Metal slashes with his sword and Slash blocks the attack cut and then Heavy Metal looks at his mech and realizes that he’s been cut as well.)

Heavy Metal: What the hell!? How did he-. Wait I see. I’ll plan my attack with theirs

(Simone creates a dark sword and attacks him while she’s dashing and Tanya come in and hooks him but he blocks. Heavy Metal comes up to him to cut him but he blocks with what seems to be thin air. Heavy Metal, Simone and Tanya starts circling him. While he’s in the middle blocking of all their attacks by just standing there and then he emits a pulse to push them back and Simone hits a wall which takes out her camera temporarily.)

Slash: Ha too easy.

Heavy Metal: Check again.

Slash: What!? *All six of his swords fall* How did you-

Heavy Metal: I nudged you a bit.

Slash: Blasphemy! You stopped my illusion with only a simple nudge. I’ll take one of your lives as compensation.

(He dashes toward Simone)

Tanya: Simone! He’s coming for you!

Simone: I can’t see at all!

Heavy Metal: Just extend your dark blade downward.

Simone: What!? How is that going to hit him?

Heavy Metal: Trust me!!

(She extends the dark blade downward and hits slashes arm and the blade takes his whole arm off.)

Slash: How did you know where my arm would be?

Heavy Metal: Simple. You only move your arms in 3 places during the illusion. So I had her guess where you’d place your arm.

Slash: Impossible!? You had her gamble with that?

Heavy Metal: It worked didn’t it?

Slash: I’ll tear you apart!

(He dashes at Heavy metal who moves left of him and slashes up every part of him from the shoulder blade up with his sword, quickly drops it, and than grabs his foot and throws him into a wall.)

Slash: It appears I need a bit of assistance.

(Alpine looks like he is shooting recklessly but shoots Heavy Metal and Tanya from behind)

Heavy Metal: I forgot about him…

Tanya: Heavy Metal, let’s finish them once and for all!

Heavy Metal: Right!

(Heavy Metal dashes in front of Tanya and she pushes him down)

Tanya: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahah Marvelous, simply marvelous!!

Slash: What is that disgraceful laugh that reaches upon mine divine ears?

Tanya: Say good bye Alpine and slash! (Grabs the bazooka)

Simone: No, Don’t!!

(She fires one shot at both of them and they hurry up and get the hell out of there)

Tanya: Uh-oh

Heavy Metal: Are you crazy or what!? We are in a cave for God sakes!

Simone: You got us killed for your own sick pleasure!?

Tanya: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Simone: That seems like a safe place.

(They run inside of a control room)

Heavy Metal: You better thank God this part of the mines are mainly computer controlled. Grrrraaaa…. Your mechs are Heavy as hell.(Slides it out the cave before it collapses)

Simone: Thank goodness you just had to slide it instead of carry us.

Heavy Metal: Whooo!! (Looks at his arm band)

Simone: Mission failed? Come to think of it, we never did talk to the guy that wanted us to do the mission.

Heavy Metal: I did, and we were suppose to find what was inside of that compartment of the mines and report back but since its destroyed, no one else can go in now.

Tanya: Then why did you make it sound like Alpine and Slash set us up!!

Heavy Metal: I never saw the guy personally so I just assumed.

Simone: I’m ruined… (Looks down) I don’t even have much money left.

Heavy Metal: Don’t worry, the Boss owes me one, free repairs on me!

(Meanwhile)

Village Chief: No one we send to do our jobs complete the missions. *sigh* guess we’ll have to think of something else.


Next episode:


Heavy Metal: Is it just me or am I the only one that talks for these?

Tanya: Since we were such an awful team, I’m treating you both to a white table cloth restaurant.

Simone: White table who?

Tanya: A fancy restaurant. Are you a stick in the mud or what?

Simone: Who shot the bazooka shell and changed it into a spread shot not once, but twice?

Tanya: Who watched me shoot it?

Heavy Metal: Hey, stop that!

Episode 3: Tanya’s fake surprise.


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