Friday, June 3, 2005

Heavy Metal episode 3A
People, what ever you do, do not listen to this song for a long period of time... it'll corrupt your mind. (lol) My brother picked it out and it's from a game he wants called," Altelier Iris" for the playstation 2. Enjoy the episode:




Episode 3: Tanya’s trick.


Tanya: What the heck? (Continues reading)

Boss: Since you guys work so well at destroying things, I’ve decided to let you do another team mission.

Tanya: But sir, you can’t do that!

Boss: Watch me.

Tanya: It was because of my careless actions that we all suffered.

Boss: And you’ll suffer again. Heavy Metal must’ve didn’t tell you the stipulations for getting the “special” discount.

Tanya: Damn…

Boss: I’d suggest you go alone to investigate and then report to them.

Tanya: Roger…

(She goes to the employer)

Tanya: What exactly do you want us to do?

Man: I want you to make a big ruckus in the restaurant we stand in front of.

Tanya: Is there any real reason why you want us to do this?

Man: That place is a big import of illegal goods and so forth, I know that there is another illegal tradesmen that came to visit this area a little while ago. They will suspect you to be their competition and will take any means to kill you.

Tanya: That’s why you hired us right.

Man: Exactly. If you can scare them away or do enough damage to their goods, they’ll leave.

Tanya: Are you sure?

Man: The kingpin of the restaurant is very paranoid if you know what I mean.

Tanya: (Simone could’ve did this by herself… I can’t wait to see how stupid they act) *Grins devilishly*

(Goes back to headquarters)

Tanya: Simone, Heavy Metal!

Heavy Metal: Yes.

Simone: I’ve been sitting here all day doing nothing; I’m about to leave.

Tanya: Hold on a sec. Well, for what I did last time, I’ve decided to take you both out to dinner, on me.

Simone: Where exactly?

Tanya: A white table cloth restaurant.

Simone: Excuse me?

Heavy Metal: We’re eating fancy!? Let’s hurry up then!! (Jumps around with joy)

Simone: Embarrassing… (Pushes him on the floor)

Heavy Metal: Watch what you’re doing sister!

Simone: (Shrugs) You need to stop goofing off… I’m hungry.

Tanya: Great!!

(They go to the restaurant)

Waiter: What can I do for you madam’s and sir.

Simone: (Gets in his face) What did you call me!?

Heavy Metal: He’s being polite.

Simone: Oh…(Straightens his tie feeling a bit uneasy) Sorry about that, I’m just a bit cautious.

Tanya: The reservation is under “Heavy Metal.”

Waiter: Odd name…

Tanya: It’s a long story because he actually forgot his name.

(They get seated)

Simone: What is up with these napkins?

Tanya: You’ve never heard of origami?

Simone: (Lights a match) I should burn it…

Tanya: What are you doing!! Have you no manners!!

Simone: Okay, okay, you don’t have to shout.

(Everyone is staring at them)

Heavy Metal: (Hitting the table) What’s taking so long… There is a little too much lighting!! (Hits it again) When can I get served!! (Notices something) Hey look!!

(Meanwhile)

Waiter: The competition has arrived like you said sir.

King Pin: Damn… bold move, bold move… what are they doing?

Waiter: Disturbing our guests, indirectly of course.

King Pin: I see their plan, we’ll just have to try poisoning their food… No wait, I might actually eat that food and get sick, just escort them out and me and my special surprise shall take care of’em.

Waiter: Yes sir.

(Meanwhile)

Heavy Metal: (Screaming real loud) This is that fancy stuff, I learned a trick from my sister a long time ago to fix the silver ware… everyone watch! On the left, since the words left has four letters, everything with four letters go on the left, for right, since it has five letters, everything on the right has five letters!!

(Pulls someone’s table up to the center of the room)

Heavy Metal: Everyone with me now! Spoon! S…P…O…O…N!! Five letters, goes to the right!! Fork!! F…O…R…K!! Four letters, goes to the left!! Knife!! K…N…I…F…E!! Five letters!! Let’s put it on the right!!

Tanya: Stop it right now!! We’ve had enough of your lessons!

Simone: Quiet down Tanya; I’m learning something for once; let him finish.

Tanya: *Builds rage* You sit down right now, you don’t even know what goes where. You may have them on the right sides but not the right order!

Waiter: You guys are most certainly being rude I’m going to have to ask you to leave. (Walks them out the back door)

Simone: What happened to ordering food?

King Pin: No one messes with my illegal goods… agents, get ready!!

Tundra & Wallace: Yes!

Tundra
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Success Rate: 72%
Tundra mech is able to sustain and harness of even the harshest cold. Her abilities
Make her formable opponent but her over confidence causes her too fail miserably or destroy her defense targets

Tsunami
Real name: Wallace
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Success Rate: 69%
Tsunami is able to surf and manipulate water. His decision making skills is top notch and gives him an edge against his opponents. He’s also Tundra’s older brother.

King Pin
Mech Name: Ignoble Knight
Real Name: Phil Graven
Gender: Male
Age: 48
Profile: A used-to-be agent that has very poor team work skills because of his paranoid and greedy attitude. Was kicked out for trying to sell drugs to “Heavy Metal”

To be continued…




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