Saturday, June 4, 2005

Heavy Metal Episode 3B
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King Pin: You, I knew you where the one that I’ve been hearing about lately.

Heavy Metal: I didn’t know this was gonna happen. (Looks at Tanya) I don’t deal use or nothing.

Tanya: I wanted to surprise you guys.

Simone: Be ready for anything, and who the hell are you?

Wallace: Damn… does anyone in the agency know me? I’m Tundra’s brother, Tsunami.

Tundra: Prepare to lose counter agents!

(Shoots her freeze gun at Simone and Simone blocks with her dark sword freezing it)

Simone: Damn… I always got the other hand!

(Simone dashes towards Wallace and Wallace jumps back creating a tide. Heavy Metal uses a bunch of cars to repel it back at him but Tundra freezes it.)

Heavy Metal: Sweet…

Tundra I’m not done with you yet…

Heavy Metal: Oh yeah!! (He moves up and stalagmites almost fall on him)

Tanya: (Gets excited) That’s what I’m talking about, a battle suited for me… finally!

(Tanya dashes towards Tundra and pushes Wallace behind her. As soon as Tundra shoots at her, she throws a dagger in the middle of the Ice ray to make a hole in the middle of the beam to destroy Wallace’s mech, she spins to dodge the attack and goes towards Tundra at a fast speed but as soon as she half way to her destination…)

Tundra: Pretty good, but this battle is over… turn around to see this, Crescent Moon.

Tanya: Huh!? (Turns around)

Wallace: Nice try but I can control the movements of her ice with my hands. (Pushes water in the middle of the ice to create a heavy, powerful bar that links his hand to Tundra’s gun)

Tundra: Ready!!

(They use it to knock Tanya’s mech to the ground)

Tanya: Damn…

Tundra: Such a nice try to…

(She shoots the gun to make a final blow but heavy Metal creates a junk barrier around her to absorb the ice)

Heavy Metal: Do it now Simone!

(Simone shoots her hand guns to shoot the ice balls created by the metal barrier to hit Tundra)

Tundra: Uh-oh... (Her mech gets knocked flat out)

Tsunami: That’s it!! (He creates a water bubble around himself and tackles Heavy Metal)

Heavy: You trying to rust my beautiful shine!?

Tsunami: Your mech must be ancient to go out like that!

Tanya: Awwwe Snap!! (She takes Tundra’s gun and flies in the air) Eat this!!

(The ice beam spreads to hit Tsunami)

Tsunami: Nice try!! (He lets the ice hit his mech) Now watch! (He breaks the gun by moving his mech to break the ice connecting it to the gun) See… say good night Croissant! (Uses water to thrust the icicles back at Tanya)

Tanya: The name is Crescent Moon… let me show you why! (She pulls out two daggers and creates a Crescent Moon to break all the ice)

Tsunami: Impressive but…

Simone: Good bye!! (She creates and X with her dark blades as she dashes through his mech)

Heavy Metal: Nice team work guys… check your wrists bands.

Tanya: We still didn’t do our mission though, we still have to sabotage…

King Pin: You forgot about me!

Heavy Metal: Let me take care of this ladies… (Pulls out his sword)

(They step back)

Tanya: Be my guest.

King Pin: You’re mine… (He dashes towards Heavy Metal with a large two-handed sword) I’ll show you what experience is all about!

(Heavy Metal thrusts for leverage and dives at the Ignoble Knight, Ignoble knight jumps back, kneels down and does a clean sweep. Heavy Metals use elite defense to completely stop his swing and stabs through the middle of the large sword)

Heavy Metal: You forgot about the weaknesses when wielding a large two handed sword… you should know better than to use it like a single handed sword.

King Pin: We’ll meet again! (Throws a flash grenade on the ground and gets away)

Simone: I thought he was way better than that?

Heavy Metal: If it was a one-on-one but he thought you guys were going to cheat.

Simone: Let’s go get something to eat… I’m hungry.

(When they leave a fast food place)

Simone: Mmmmmm

Heavy Metal: (Looking annoyed) I can’t believe you eat that stuff…

Tanya: What’s wrong? Its not like you can even cook like I can so what do you eat.

Heavy Metal: I can cook dammit! I’m a gourmet chef!

Simone: Your name is Heavy Metal… you sound more like a plumber than a chef.

Tanya: (laughing) Fix leaking pipes… better yet, (Thinks hard) I need you to refit my bath tub. No, hey wait… You don’t even listen to Heavy Metal so what kinda name is that?

Heavy Metal: I can kinda swish stuff around.

Simone: That is odd that you don’t have a real name. You’re the only person that doesn’t use it as a code name or anything.

Heavy Metal: (Kicks a rock) So, this was fun.

Simone: I’ve gotten quite use to the weeks we’ve spent together…

Tanya: You two stop worrying so much, why don’t you just share the same card and become permanent partners then?

Heavy Metal: *sigh* that would be nice but, I like being solo better.

Simone: We could help each other out when we need to though…

Tanya: Won’t work, we’ll be counter agents at some point but we can keep in touch. (She turns around and they’re both gone)…Oh well…


Next episode

Silk Marauder: I’ve advanced my mech. to kick your ass Heavy Metal!

Heavy Metal: Will my sister be anywhere near this battle?

Silk Marauder: When you have all this man on the field, what do we need her for besides, it’s about time you listen to my unofficial theme song?

Heavy Metal: You are a coward, and a punk.

Silk Marauder: ehem… Episode 4

Heavy Metal: This is always my job dammit!!

Episode 4: Silk Marauder, bumpy battle!!

Silk Marauder: I hate it when we can’t fight alone in peace but atleast I can hear my fighting music!!

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