Thursday, June 16, 2005

Episode 5: Rat in a Trap…
(When Heavy Metal gets bored, he decides what agents he feels like bothering)

Heavy Metal: Oh yeah… time for the roulette. (Spins the wheel) Who will I hassle today…whoo!!

(Waits for the dial anxiously)

Heavy Metal: What!? I’m gonna hassle Wallace I barley even know who that is? (Looks through the phone book) Oh… didn’t I fight him a little while ago? Anyway, I need to make a trap for him.

(Walks outside his house and catches the bus to Wallace’s place)

Heavy Metal: That took longer than expected… at least I have an idea now. (Runs to his house)

2 hours later

Wallace: So, this mission you want me to do, is it going to be easy?

Sana: Very easy… all you have to do is guard one piece of cargo. That’s it. And best of all, it’s under the table

Wallace: Ooo

Sana: That’s what I thought you’d say. You have 1 hour to make a decision. (Tries to open his door to leave)

Wallace: Is there anything wrong?

Sana: The door won’t open! (Tries to open it) Dammit!!

Wallace: Let me take a crack at it… Grrr… Give me a sec; this door hasn’t ever been this stubborn… Gurrrhaaa… (Rubs his head) would you look at that, it is stuck.

(They look on a T.V screen)

Heavy Metal: I bet you’re wondering, “How the hell do I get out”? Well, you can’t unless you find the five keys I’ve personally hidden through out your house and back yard. If you try to send your mechs to break out or you try to leave, you’ll activate a trip wire which will explode, and dispose of you safely; leaving this house to claim as my own.

Sana: Why the hell did I walk in here anyway!? (Looks out the window) We’re trapped in a damn junkyard!!

Wallace: I wonder how he did that so quick and precisely. Well, he wants us to play this game so the quicker we find the keys, the quicker we get this over with and the quicker we can kick his ass.

(Sana goes out the back yard while Wallace searches the house)

Sana: Heavy Metal, you will pay!! This makes twice!! Mark my words!! (Gets fustrated) Dammit all!!!

Heavy Metal: Just because you have to be more of a guest in Wallace’s house more than you thought doesn’t mean you have to be so angry… calm down and insert all five keys. I mean look, there is one right over top of your head.

Wallace: Funny… the rest of them were just sitting on the ground outside.

Sana: Let’s hurry this up!! (Goes back inside)

Heavy Metal: Hold it… someone gotta go in the back yard to insert three keys and someone has to go to the front yard to insert the other two. *Annoyingly*Hurry up before the place explodes.

Wallace: What!? I bet there’s not even enough time!! (Dashes to the back yard)

Heavy Metal: Go ahead Sana, insert those keys… you know you wanna do it… come on, you know you wanna do it.

Sana: (Finally notices where to insert them) It’s to low too reach. (Looks the other way)I’m not doing it.

Heavy Metal: I’m sure bending your knees to reach’em won’t be TOO bad.

Sana: S-shut up!!

Heavy Metal: Time is ticking… 10…9…8…7…6…5…

(She panics and gets on the floor to quickly insert the keys)

Heavy Metal: (Sarcastically) That’s a good dog… I just didn’t know you had such a lovely butt!!

Sana: You dare insult me!?

Heavy Metal: It’s a compliment… I’d marry you if you didn’t have such an icky attitude.

Sana: That’s it… where are you!?

Heavy Metal: I’m about to enjoy my fight with good old Tsunami.

Wallace: (Gets in Tsunami) I’m gonna make you pay.

(Heavy Metal appears out of nowhere.)

Heavy Metal: Bring it on! (Appears behind Tsunami)

Sana: (Looks at her mech) You will pay, I will make you bleed!

(Wallace lunges at Heavy Metal with his trident and Heavy Metal quickly spins out of the way. Heavy Metal quickly pulls out his sword and attacks Wallace from the side.)

Heavy Metal: *Smiling* Get real Wallace… what happened to all of your spunk!?

Tsunami: I don’t get why no one in the agency knows who I am but knows like my sister well. I’m there everyday like everyone else. (Looks down)

Heavy Metal: (Laughs) That could be because of the simple reason that you avoid everyone. Heck, I don’t even remember who you are and you kicked my ass a little while ago.

Tsunami: I completely forgot I like staying unknown. (Smiles) Well… it’s time we finish this battle! I’m going to give you an ass whopping like never before.

(Tsunami goes for the same lunge)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* Poor fool that needed an amusing morale booster… (Getting arrogant) I just need to spin this again and…

(Heavy Metal does a spin but this time Tsunami creates a water pump to burst himself up in the air as soon as he hits the ground from trying to lunge at a fast speed. While in the air, he somersaults and crashes straight into Heavy Metal.)

Tsunami: You’re pretty arrogant, and that won’t get you anywhere! (He creates a water ball and shoots it straight toward Heavy Metal)

Heavy Metal: Nice try! (He shoots a bazooka shell to weaken the thrust of the ball afterwards; he flies up in the air and shoots another)

Tsunami: Good bye!

(He does a cartwheel with his mech and shoots machine gun bullets out of his Trident. Heavy Metal lands and uses elite defense. Tsunami creates a water pump under Heavy Metal, sends him flying in the air, and waits for him to hit the ground to skewer his mech.)

Heavy Metal: I see… you want me to land near you so you can shoot those bullets straight through my mech. (While landing, he creates a shield and attempts the crash straight down to crush the trident)

Tsunami: Good plan, but it won’t…(They see acid rain) Sea Queen… (Looks around)

See Queen: With shredded armor, you’re nothing to me now Heavy Metal!

Heavy Metal: Hey, you ruined our fight!

Sea Queen: (Laughing) I’ll take care of him Wallace… just watch and learn.

Tsunami: (Building rage and points a finger at her) No, you watch and see what I am about to do!

(He gathers all the rain into one shot blasts it towards her. After she dodges, she shoots acid out of her mech’s arm.)

Heavy Metal: (Tries hard to create an Umbrella out of old cars but its still ugly) That was a good fight waiting to happen.

(Mysterious mech appears out of nowhere with a machine gun pointed at him)

Heavy Metal: (Squints at him) Hey, I remember that day too. You’re that guy I scared away by bluffing you.

Renegade: So you do remember… say goodnight!!

Renegade
Real name: Jessup Sears
Mech name: The Defector
Special ability: His mech can hold multiple weapons without weighing him down. He oddly has superior accuracy. He is said the have one of the most powerful mechs but inexperience with fighting in the mech is a severe weakness for him.

To Be Continued…

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