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Thursday, July 14, 2005


Episode 9: Cannon What!?
Hey people!! The Fro has acquired true power encased in a limited edition BOX set (Mobile suit Zeta Gundam) I'm enjoying it waaaay too much. So tough to let it go... Anyway, Today is Thursday so enjoy:





Before episode 10: Special Force




(Heavy Metal goes in the office)

Heavy Metal: Any jobs available for me today boss?

Boss: People are still a bit on the edgy side about you.

Heavy Metal: There has gotta be someone…

Boss: Every agent took the jobs that were available for you so you wouldn’t have a job today.

Heavy Metal: Figures…

Boss: Don’t worry, I’ll find you someone

(Heavy Metal goes to the recreation room)

Heavy Metal: When did you guys get a foosball table?

(They all get quiet)


Jacques: I don’t appreciate how I was treated by you a couple weeks ago.

Inferno: You know, I’m making sure you never see this baby again.

Zack: (just walks by everyone) Hey… or not…

(They take it out)

(Cyrus pats him on the shoulder)

Cyrus: Don’t worry man, I’ll always be on your side… so what did you do?

Heavy Metal: I went oxide on Inferno and Turmoil.

Cyrus: Don’t worry, that’ll blow over real quick.

Heavy Metal: Oh, and I claimed to be from the Dark Army.

Cyrus: Must…get… arm…off… (Fights his hand off of Heavy Metal’s shoulder and leaves)

Heavy Metal: Paranoid bastard! (Hes about to throw something at him)

Boss: I got a new mission for you.

Heavy Metal: (Turns around smiling) It’s about time!

Boss: It’s from a woman named, Mia. She wants you to sneak into the dark army supply station and steal a prototype cannon part that is said to significantly increase her fire power.

Heavy Metal: That’s a bit shady isn’t it?

Boss: Sounds like it, you don’t have to accept it…

(Heavy Metal goes to the station)

Mia: Yes!! I’m going to use you to go in there, break out and steal me the cannon I crave most *Gets excited* I can’t wait!!

Heavy Metal: Quiet… the key to a stealth mission is to not be seen. (Sneaks to the side of a wall)

Mia: *Whispers* Okay.

(Heavy Metal climbs through a window)

Heavy Metal: According to this sheet, I’m suppose to get a… (Looks at it and make a mistake and scream) That’s a huge ass box!? Who expects me to lift that!!

Security: What was that? (See Heavy Metal) Its part of the Dark Army special forces! *Starts clapping for him*

Heavy Metal: Hey, I’m not a-…ooo cake. (Walks over)

Man 1: What a surprise… Heavy Metal!

Man 2: Wooo… I’d never think you’d slip by our security.

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* What are these guys problem?

(Mia runs in and snaps)

Heavy Metal: Uh-oh guys… disgruntled girlfriend.

Security Guard: Let her in here… I got her.

Security Guard 2: *Pulls out the batten*

(As soon as she runs in there)

Mia: (In a blind fury) Where the hell are you Heavy Metal?


Security guard: Alright Mam… step aside.

Mia: There he is! (Looks past him) (She pulls out two machine guns) I’ll save you!

Heavy Metal: Huh!?

(She starts spin like a tornado shooting recklessly)

Man 1: Run!!

Security Guard: That wench is crazy!!

(They all quickly leave Heavy Metal without getting injured)

Heavy Metal: (Almost gets shot) You could stop now damn it!!! (Dives behind a box)

Mia: Whoooo!! Now since that’s over, bring the box outside for me would you?

Heavy Metal: (Drags it outside) You’re going to get us executed and Why did you have to be so damn big you damned box…Urgh…

(He gets in his mech after seeing Mia)

Mia: Ooo… its perfect for my mech (Gets in her mech)… they call me Wild Shot!

(She goes to the box and opens it)

Heavy Metal: I didn’t know it was for a mech…

Sea Queen: (Laughs hysterically)

To Be Continued…

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