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Thursday, August 18, 2005


Episode 14: Eight Mech confusion


Boss: I knew you would be coming back.

Heavy Metal: No one deserves not to see a beauty like me everyday. That’s just torture. Let me see the sheet! (Reaches for it)

Boss: (Slaps his hand) Nope, can’t let you.

Heavy Metal: Huh?

Boss: You already have been assigned to one. Stop the freight train.

Heavy Metal: Okay! (Gets suspicious) Wait a minute… what’s the catch?

Boss: You will have three other partners.

Heavy Metal: Three!? Isn’t that a bit too much? It’s just one mission!

Boss: …Good luck. (Goes to the restroom)

Heavy Metal: I see you’re still a vague pain in the ass!

(Goes outside)

Simone: You’re still late!

Tanya: The fool is always late. That’s why we haven’t seen him in almost a year.

Heavy Metal: Then show up later like I do then.

Tanya: Even so, for a while, no one even wanted to go near you. Bad karma

Simone: I’m surprised you’re still alive. I heard you fought Genocide.

Zack: (Appears out of no where) Twice! We both fought him together the second time.

Heavy Metal: We handled our business. Wait a minute; I didn’t know you were the fourth partner?

Zack: I’m not the fourth person, you are.

Heavy Metal: I forgot about that.

Tanya: So…

Simone: Shouldn’t we go destroy the train?

Heavy Metal: Relax, we didn’t eat yet-

Zack: Plus it doesn’t show up till nightfall.

(In a café)

Heavy Metal: Zack, how come Genocide was able to defeat serpents? If we beat him, two serpents should’ve beaten him easily.

Zack: If someone like you and me were in one of those bad boys, we’d be invincible.

Tanya: Remember, someone LIKE you because you would both suck in a serpent.

Simone: Especially because they wouldn’t be customized to your liking.

Tanya: Anyway. How did you guys defeat Genocide?

(They both look puzzled)

Heavy Metal: Uhh… we kicked his ass.

Zack: Yeah, we had all the team work you couldn’t begin to comprehend.

Simone: Sounds like you guys just got lucky.

Tanya: I heard from Cyrus he was frustrated because Heavy Metal was messing with Angel.

Zack: I heard a rumor Heavy Metal had sex with her.

(They all look stunned)

Heavy Metal: Who the hell said that crap!!

Zack: I just made it up.

Simone: Careful… you might make someone around here a little jealous.

Tanya: W-whats that supposed to mean!!

Heavy Metal: This is getting out of hand.

Zack: Like always… I heard Tanya and Simone never won one mission since they were together.

Tanya: That’s a damn lie!

Simone: They’re half way right.

Heavy Metal: (Thinking too hard because he’s sick of the conversation) Why is the train moving at night anyway?

Simone: Its illegal… that’s reason enough right?

Tanya: We could hang out in the recreation room.

Zack: That place is packed at this time.

Tanya: You forgot, we have our “star child” right here.

(They all laugh but Heavy Metal)

Heavy Metal: I knew I should’ve stayed in bed today.

(6 hours later)

Tanya: Let’s go!!

(They go to their destination)

Heavy Metal: So, we just wait for it?

Simone: That might be wise…

Heavy Metal: Why would two close range attackers want to chase a train anyway? It’s pretty fast.

Tanya & Simone: *shrugs*

(They see two mech’s)

Heavy Metal: Renegade? Silk Marauder?

Silk Marauder: So, you went back to being an agent I see…

Renegade: You will not stop our supply train.

Zack: A bunch of rebels can’t beat us.

Renegade: Let’s see how you guys handle rebels to the max!

Silk Marauder: (Talks low hoping only Renegade hears) We’re not rebels, we help the needy.

Simone: Like Robin Hood?

Silk Marauder: *annoyed* If that’s what you want to call it.

(Renegade loads up the rifle)

To be continued…


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