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Monday, September 19, 2005

The Fro's great lost/Unknown Prophecy splice
The Fro is back but there is a great wrong upon us... The fro has *gasps* lost weight. I have been doing a heck of alot of walking and have been getting some leg power... I don't want that.

Jack: That guy has been stalking us all day!
Rachel: I don’t mind because we’ve been kicking his ass this whole day.
Julie: Jack… you have a battle lust so go kill him!
Jack: I've been trying! That guy has a nice rack of legs… I’m glad I don’t have those burdens.

(The Thigh master appears)

Thigh master: Oh that’s it!! I heard that last comment and I’ll punish you all!
Julie: What a weirdo.
Rachel: …
Jack: The legs warn you before you even fight the bastard.
Thigh master: Grrrrrr!!!!!

What the hell was I thinking when I made that guy *Looks up* Oh well. Who wants to be that!?


Tony: You could probably run faster than 4 minutes.
Thighmaster: Yes!
Bill: Yeah, and jump higher than any man.
Thighmaster: I bet you guys are so jealous.
Tony: I bet it’s hard to find pants for those thighs...
Bill: No, they'd just be all tight up on his legs.
Tony: I'd hate to be the person to customize pants for him.
Bill: As expensive as they'd be, I'd hate to put that shoe on the other foot.
Thighmaster: Shut up! Shut up!

Well... just the opposite has happened to me. I had to go to the accursed store to get some smaller sized clothes.

Jake: *sarcastically* We might as well go wrestle with a fish out of water because we have to face the facts, this guy is a stale joke.
Bum: What’s wrong, your legs are becoming a burden?

Sadly... they are. My feet needs some rest so I must go rest them.


Jake: Wait a second. If you are the thighmaster now, then what were you before?
Thighmaster: I have exceeded all mans feeble expectations so; I just say my name with capital letters.
Lee: But dude, how do you say your name with capital letters?
Thighmaster: You figure it out after I annihilate you.


Pretty long post eh'? Good night...
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