Friday, September 30, 2005

Heavy Metal episode 17B
I missed class Wednesday... I kinda overslept. Well, I did run to try to get to the next class and fell down a hill of some sort because I zoned into some music on a CD. T_T That means more work for me this weekend.




Heavy Metal (Jumps out of nowhere) I’m glad you could make it. As your reward, I’ll defeat all three of you and take your success rates down at the same time.

Zyne: I’m sick of this arrogant bastard!

(They all get in their mechs)

Zyne: I’m taking him out by myself!

Iris: Be gentle, he just came out of the hospital.

(As soon as Zyne starts running)

Heavy Metal: Hold it! You have yet to see my greatest creation. (Pulls out a jacked up looking mech out of the junk heap) I call him,” Full Metal”.

Alex: Whoa! I never knew he could do stuff like that.

Iris: Impressive.

Zyne: Don’t congratulate him on making complete garbage! He could only control metal or that computer programmed mess or whatever he does, one fourth of his mechs own weight. Also, for that thing to move effectively, he’d have to make it at least one sixth his own mechs weight which means he made a mech sculpture out of aluminum, foil!

Heavy Metal: It looks like you’ve studied me longer than it took me to create this mech.

Zyne: Enough babbling!

Iris: Alex, don’t fight with that much anger, he’s going to subconsciously show you why you don’t snap.

(Zyne runs up with his double saber and attacks Heavy Metal. He blocks the attack with his sais by wedging them between the saber. As soon as Zyne is about to spin it, Full Metal drop kicks his mech to the ground.)

Iris: Need any help?

Zyne: (Getting off of the ground) I got him.

Iris: Did you collect the data on Heavy Metal Alex?

Alex: Yeah.

(Zyne runs up to Full Metal)

Heavy Metal: Let’s see how you like this.

(Heavy Metal touches Full metal and sends a negative charge through it at the same time as Zyne puts his hand on it sending a jolt of electricity. Both mechs make a spark and they fall to the ground)

Iris: I hope they didn’t kill each other.

(They both get up)

Zyne: (Turns at Iris) We need to defeat him together.

Alex: It’s about time.

Iris: Heavy Metal.

Heavy Metal: Yes.

Iris: I would like to fight Full metal while those two fight you.

Zyne: He’ll become a basket case trying to fight two battles at once. (Points one finger at her) Are you trying to burn him out!?

Iris: Just a couple seconds ago you were trying to figure out ways to defeat him!

Heavy Metal: Okay!! I accept your challenge.

(He moves Full metal away from them)

Heavy Metal: Ready!

(Alex uses repeated stabs and he jumps in to the side. Zyne shoots him with his sniper rifle and he uses elite defense. Alex long thrusts his spear at him, he move, Alex then spins with it and he ducks.)

(Meanwhile)

(Full Metal goes for an uppercut and Iris moves. She strikes an arm off of it and it retaliates by breaking an compartment off of her arm.)

Heavy Metal: *Thinking* That’s got to be the Red Vulcan. (He slides it close to himself slowly)

Iris: It’s too bad your armor sucks.

(She attacks by making a giant swing, it back flips, dashes up and does a shoulder tackle but she moves and attempts to head butt but it jumps back.)

Zyne: An excellent battle. I wish I was fighting that thing.

Alex: Aren’t we supposed to be fighting Heavy Metal?

Zyne: You’re right, he’s just sitting there.

(They both make continuous small cuts and swift attacks and finally realize he is using elite defense)

Heavy Metal: I can’t believe I’m fixing up this Red Vulcan. *He notices Alex and Zyne are about to try some Heavy attacks* Uh-oh.

(He dives out of the way just in time.)

Zyne: I got you!

(He shoots a powerful jolt of electricity at him and he absorbs it with the arm Iris knocked off of Full metal and throws it at Alex. Alex uses Elite defense just in time.)

Zyne: Are you all right?

Alex: Barely, my mech still took some of the damage.

Heavy Metal: Good bye!!

(He shoots the Red Vulcan at them)

Iris: (Flying in the air) Did I just hear… (She looks at her arm and notices it’s been ripped out)

Heavy Metal: (Laughs hysterically and shoots through vital points of Zyne and Alex’s mechs)

Zyne: Oh, I forgot one thing. Never let the enemy surprise you.

Alex: I had no idea he was capable of some of the things he pulled today.

(The Vulcan stops shooting)

Heavy Metal: *Looks at his arm* Uh-Oh.

(Iris locks in on him)

Iris: Do you have any idea how much money that costs me!! (She Overdrives from the sky and tackles him at lightning fast speed)

Heavy Metal: *Shaking* Y-you want a piece of me?

Zyne: This fight is over, he’s scared.

Alex: I don’t think anyone can fight Iris that angry without being afraid.

Iris: You are going to take back this damned certificate and pay for all of my ammo you just wasted!

(She attacks him with her scythe and he knocks it out of her hands. She kicks him back and he pulls out the sais. He stabs at her with one and she punches straight into it getting the sai stuck in the knuckle of her mech. He stabs with the other one and the same thing happens. She punches him repeatedly and he gets scared and runs)

Alex: She has completely gone berserk.

Zyne: Never get a woman angry…


End of episode 17

Next episode:

Heavy Metal: *sigh* I can’t believe Iris caught me. Now she’s trying to me to pay the debt.

Zack: You know what. I know you have to pay back every red Vulcan… ooops I mean cent.

Heavy Metal: You stay out of this!

Zack: I just had to get my say in. You know how it is.

Boss: Anyway, you have to get yourself out of that debt.

Heavy Metal: Look, the next episode isn’t even about the crap we’re talking about.

Boss: No one but me cares about your personal finances.

Heavy Metal: *Annoyed* Talk about the next episode…please!!!!

Iris: You never did explain to me how you were going to pay for it.

Heavy Metal: That’s it, I’m out. *Dashes out*

Zack: Oh yeah, back to me!

Boss: Next episode, Alex and Heavy Metal are assaulted by Alpine. Can they both survive his malicious assault?

Zack: Damn… I want to come back!!!!

Boss: Episode 18: “Cerberus to the Max”

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