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Friday, October 7, 2005


Heavy Metal Episode 19B
Hey, guys... Man, is this week tiring or what? Anyway... here is the next part.




General: Look… it’s almost six in the morning and I know none of us are used to being up this early but for once would you all cooperate so I can peacefully kill you!!

(They all stand there quietly)

Grunt: *Whispering* You might’ve went a bit over board.

General: I know I did.

Heavy Metal: Okay, since no one wanted to help me earlier, I’m going to just stand here and watch!!

General: You have no idea what we’re capable of.

(Grunt flies into the air)

General: Hold it, let’s use close range fighting version D.

Grunt: Yes sir!

Simone: They look pretty serious.

Zack: Be on your guard.

Heavy Metal: *Goes in a corner and sits down jumping out of his mech and drinking some coffee* I’ll watch for what you guys did to me earlier.

Tanya: He sure is trifling.

Zack: He just wants to see our uncoordinated team work.

Simone: I’m flattered…

(Simone Tanya and Zack stands in a triangle formation with Zack in front. The General dashes towards Zack with Grunt behind him, as soon Zack swings his chucks at The General, Grunt flips on the General’s shoulders, and springs in between Tanya and Simone hurling shots from his beam gun)

Simone: You have a beam gun? What a coincidence, I use a hand gun.

Grunt: P-pretty impressive but I have no time to chit chat with you.

Tanya: Oh come on… when was the last time you even talked to a girl?

(He thinks about when he was in high school dressed up for prom night knocking on the General’s door.)

Girl: Why are we here again?

Grunt: I want you to meet someone.

Girl: I’ve already met your parents.

Grunt: I know but you just have to meet “him.”

(The General opens the door)

General: This your date? *Gives her a cold stare, takes a picture of them both, straightens Grunt tie, give a thumbs and shuts the door*

(Dream ends)

Grunt: Those were the days.

General: Don’t let these women confuse you.

Grunt: Yes sir!

Zack: *Thinking* Hmmm… this’ll be interesting *Out loud* I got you now! (He boosts backwards and creates a Wall around himself, Grunt, Tanya, and Simone. The General looks at Heavy Metal.)

Heavy Metal: *Looks very annoyed* Oh brother…I guess that means me and you have to fight again.

General: Seems so…

(Meanwhile)

Grunt: Enclosed area, three against one… who will survive. (He pulls out two swords) Duel wielding...

(He pokes at Simone and she blocks the attack with her dark blade. Tanya pulls out her hook and scratches him across his back. With both blades out, he spins like a tornado and Tanya and Simone both jumps back. The blades disappear and random shots start coming out. Simone takes the hits and Tackles him to the ground.)

Grunt: No I can lose like this! That guy isn’t even doing anything. It should take at least four people to beat me! You know like them Rpg’s sometimes

Zack: I’m just making sure this wall I created doesn’t crush you all. My special ability is dangerous you know.

Tanya: Don’t you do anything without the General?

Grunt: Sometimes… I don’t see a problem with it.

Simone: Anyway, let’s talk about our guns!!

Grunt: I have a beam gun. Unlike your feeble weapon that uses bullets, mine uses cartridges. *Opens it up* see?

(Meanwhile)

Heavy Metal: You cannot possibly defeat the immense power of my rook!

General: Let’s see how you like it when I make your rook trembles before my horsy! Mawahahahahahaha!!!

Heavy Metal: How were you able to say something so pathetic and still sound evil?

General: Good coffee by the way. *Ehem*I’ll show you how but first,

(The wall crumbles and everyone notices them playing chess)

General: We have embarrassed ourselves beyond recognition!! Retreat!!!!!!

(They both dive in the sewers)

Grunt: Now what?

General: Let’s fight…uhhh…somewhere else.

Grunt: Let’s do it!! It’s just too bad we couldn’t show them our superior military tactics.

General: There’s always a next time.

Heavy Metal: That was rather disturbing.

Lord Talon: It’s pretty impressive how you managed to scare off my best lackeys.

Zack: Amazing… I thought you were the only one kissing ass.

Lord Talon: Oh really. I will show you the immense power of this very expensive mech!!!

To be continued…


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