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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Doctors vist 2nd coming
Okay... so the Fro went to the doctor again and I waited two in the half hours for the nurse to even call me (That meant loads of sleep time for me). Well, me and the doctor had yet another disturbing conversation:

Derrick: Didn't I get one of these physicals this year?

Doctor: Yeah, but theres no reason to do it again. You haven't been here since January.

Derrick: That is a long time.

Doctor: Well, you are in an excellent condition but there are some questions I need to ask you.

Derrick: Not this again...

Doctor: Have you been sexually active?

Derrick: Nope.

Doctor: And if you were would you use a condom.

Derrick: Well...uhhh...

Doctor: Come on man, you will because it is safer.

Derrick: Oh, so now you're promoting sexually activities.

Doctor: No but just in case because you know anything can happen.

I dare not to finish that conversation even further. I've lost 8.6 pounds... Noooo!! I need to buy some nice hearty whole grain chips ahoy's or something. In conclusion... I'm getting my Fro cut today. *Salutes* I can't believe it grew right this time but now its time for me to rid you from my head once again.
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