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Wednesday, November 22, 2006


Thanksgiving? Thanks for nothing!!
The Fro is furious... outraged even. I tried to go out in the rain during a rainstorm and I barely made it two blocks. My shoes were soaked, I was disgruntled, and my older brother had already went to the supermarket. Only to get pizzas. He must've lost his mind or something! We will have Turkey Tombstone for dinner. WHAT!!??? This all happened because I fell asleep after being up for two days because he scared the living daylights out of me a while ago. Guess what I have ingredients for besides Turkey and stuffing? Sweet potatoe pie. And thats only cause people stupid. "Make sure you make those pies". Words I always hear from relatives. I'm going to give my brother an early present though. He is getting escorted by me out the door and locking it.

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The Rant

What exactlt is Thanksgiving? Its the time of year where freeloaders have an excuse to ransack your fridge. A day where you tell people just how much you didn't like them over the past year...

What is Thanksgiving you say? Its a day to release all that pent up anger or fire a shotgun randomly in the air to scare people. A day where you and your family can spend a night in jail together...

Still confuse about Thanksgiving? Its the obstacle that contradicts Christmas. The last chance you have before you are forced to put on the mask of happiness...

O-kay... *Reads over post and thinks to self* Sometimes I even scare myself.

Frologic ver1.2 Chapter 4:

" The least the Fro can do, is look nice".

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