Tuesday, June 8, 2004

   Im the only one who thinks my school's funny
2 more days of school! 2 more days of school! 2 more days of school! *totally celebrating* THERE ARE ONLY TWO MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!! Well today in school the boys were trying to sing and do the wave. They suck at both. My friend is shaking her head calling them idiots ((not arguing with her!)) and im laughing my head off. She says, "Thats not funny! its disappointing!" And before that me and Alli-chan were bugging Eric while he was trying to read, it was sooo funny.

The only thing bad about today: ITS 350 DEGREES OUT THERE!!! AND MY GRANDMAS HOUSE IS SO OLD IT DOESNT HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!!!!!! And I found mold in my locker. Me and Brandy ((and everybody else)) were like "Eww......." We had to throw a whole bunch of junk out, and it was stinky!I am so glad I have ice cream, and a pool! And im glad that I dont have to be stuck in that classroom all day ((its always hotter in the room then it is outside)). Brandy also found a lunch thats a few months old in our locker. We opened it and it smelled worse then rotten eggs AND the boys smelly gym socks put together!

Well thats it, we have a field day tomorrow so some fummy stuff is bound to happen that I could put up here.
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Monday, June 7, 2004

   My new pet

adopt your own virtual pet!

This is my new kitty Hitama, in a few days im going to adopt a pal for him. Isnt he cute? You can pet him if you want.
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   Hiya all!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I wasnt here the last four days dudes! I was at my house being lazy. ^_^ Well anyways guess what?

WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE OUR HISTORY FINAL!!!!! MRS. BICSAK IS THE COOLEST!!!!!!!!!!!

We also got our yearbooks today, I had all my friends sign it, and i just noticed I have way more guy friends then i have girl friends. Oh well, guy friends r cooler to hang with, but the girls will always rock! GO PSYCHOPATHIC GIRL FRIENDS OF MINE!!!!!

Me and my other friends got bored in History class so we wrote my friend Denny a letter, (watch out for the craziest letter in history denny!!).

Ok, something weird that happened this weekend..... let me think (should take a while). I got it! Over the weekend we mowed the lawn and we empied the leftover grass into this box. I wake up this morning at like 5:30 in the morning and I go out side to see me dog. I find him sleeping in the box thats full of weeds and grass!! Then he charged at me, knocks me down and sits on me. I was stuck under 95 pounds of grass-covered-dog for atleast five minutes.

The thing that sucked the most this weekend:

SMARTY JONED LOST THE RACE!!!!! That stupid jocky of his let him take the lead to soon so when Birdstone came flying up behind him Smarty was to tired to keep the lead!!! God I hate that! I had $20 on Smarty!!!

((I apologize if any words are spelt wrong, its either because i spilt pop on the keyboard and now the keys are sticking, or just because my grammer sucks))
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Tuesday, June 1, 2004

   IM B-A-A-A-CK
Hiya dude! Im back. Sorry no updats on Memorial weekend. Wasnt here. And nothing Happened in school today, except they took out English books, yeah! *singing* No more grammer, no more books, no more ugly Grollor looks! Mrs. Grollors our English teacher. Well I bet something will happen tomorrow I can post, other then that I got nothin'.
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Thursday, May 27, 2004

   Bits and Pieces
The following are some quotes from the book "Malice in Blunderland"


1. If something can go wrong, it probably will.

2. When left to themselves, things always fizzle and get worse.

3. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

4. Any wire or tube cut to length will be to short.

5. Once a job is fouled, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

6. If you make all your assumptions an a particular thing wont happen, it will.

7. If it breaks, it probably needed fixing anyways.

8. If things cant get any worse, they will.

9. A person who can smile when things go wrong has a person he can blame it on.

10. When in charge, ponder. When in trouble. delegate. When in doupt, mumble.

11. Nothing is impossibe for the man who doesnt have to do anything himself.

12. Routine details are anything you dont want to be bothered with.

13. The moment you have found the write answer, start checking it, it probably isnt right.

14. Anytime things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something.

15. If you do something that you are sure everyone will like, someone wont like it.
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

   Quote of the Day
Ok dude, nothing happened at lunch today so I wrote down the funniest thing that was said all day today. Here it is.


Brandy: "Press my nose if you want drool to come out my mouth." =P

Me: "What would happen if I pressed your eye?" ^_^

Brandy: -_- "That will just make my eye pop out the other side of my head through my ear!"


Well I thought it was funny aways.
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

   One of my Magnificent stories!
Ok the first one is from yesterday. But they both happened during lunch.


A Typical Lunch Hour

Chapter 1
My friend Brandy and I were sitting at the lunch table. My other friends would have been there but they werent.

I then offered Brandy a invisible one million dollar bill. She took it and I went back to eating my lunch.

She says something. I then look over to se her annoyed expression that she usually has on her face. Then she says to me, "I just put the invisible one million dollar bill in my old, ripped pocket and then an invisible elf just ran up and stole the money from my pocket! Now he's jumping in his invisible car and driving away!"

"Yeah, he's driving away in his car to his newly bought invisible mansion to live his new invisible millionaire life." I replied.

"He just drove through the wall!" Brandy exclaimed.

"Yeah, now theres a big invisible hole in the wall!" I said.

I left to throw my lunch tray away. When I got back to the table I heard Brandy say my name. I looked over. Brandy had a very insane look on her face and said, "If we'e coming up with stories about invisible elves NOW, just think what our future jobs will be."

Later we caught up with Karen and told her about our experience with the invisible elf that robbed up. She looked at us like we were insane, stupid people.

Chapter 2
After, when we got back in the class Brandy, who sits infront of me, says, "Here I sit at the old, cold, dead, and spooky window that blows old, crusty, fish tasting air in my face!"


And thats what happened yesterday. Freaky huh? Well Today was even freakier. Here take a look.


A Very Wakey Lunch Hour

Chapter 1
I was sitting at our lunch table with Brandy, Karen, Sarah and Alyssa. Brandi, Alyssa, and I were watching Sarah and Karen argue over weither Rich's last name was Perkins or Berkins.

"Perkins!" Karen was shouting. "Berkins!" Sarah was yelling back.

I got tired of hearing them yelling at eachother so I went to go throw my lunch away. Brandy came with me. I'm not sure what happened while we were gone, but I was told Karen got a ice cream and was eating it and Sarah must have thought that Karen was about the throw it at her so sarah knocked it out of her hand.

When Brandy and I got back Karen and Sarah were throwing the ice cream bar at eachother. When they were done Brandy pointed out that Karen had ice cream in her hair. She went to the bathroom the wash it out and we all followed.

When we were in the bathroom Karen and sarah were still arguing and Sarah almost got pushed through the door to the boys bathroom.

After we got out there wasn't and end to the arguing. The ice cream bar was flung a few more time till it was thrown across the room and neither wanted to pick it up. The the slapping started.

When we left the lunchroom we saw Karen and Sarah slapping eachother in the line for four-square. We had to seperate them for the rest of recess.

Chapter 2
Before math Brandy says, "I have come to the conclusion that I am critically insane."

"But weren't you already critically insane before, Brandy?" I asked.

"Fine, critically insaner." She answered.

Later in Math Brandy turns around and says, "I think a bird flew into the window because there are feathers in the screen."

((Warning: These stories are extremely stupid and the writter will not be blamed for brain damage.))


Creepy huh? But thats what happens evey day in the lives of me and Brandy.

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Friday, May 21, 2004

   YAY!
Hehehe! I got a account here! My friend Karen helped me get a site here! Yay Karen!

Well just to tell you i dont have much time online till I get my own comp(I use my grandparents cuz mine broke down >_<). So there will be a long period of time before i post junk.

Well anyways my name ((Akki Neko wa Hi)) means Demon Cat of Flames in case you didnt know already. I cant speak Japanese real well but I know a lot of words in Jap ((some boys ask me to tell them bad words!)).

Well I think I'll put some of my stories or drawings up here ((thats the point of the site right)). But that wont be till later. My pictures wont be up till I get a scanner ((or till i bug my friends until one of them will come here a post them for me XD)).

Well Im gunna get going. Theres a storm going on and I dont want my grandparents comp to crash so I have NO computer anymore.
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