Tuesday, May 25, 2004

   One of my Magnificent stories!
Ok the first one is from yesterday. But they both happened during lunch.


A Typical Lunch Hour

Chapter 1
My friend Brandy and I were sitting at the lunch table. My other friends would have been there but they werent.

I then offered Brandy a invisible one million dollar bill. She took it and I went back to eating my lunch.

She says something. I then look over to se her annoyed expression that she usually has on her face. Then she says to me, "I just put the invisible one million dollar bill in my old, ripped pocket and then an invisible elf just ran up and stole the money from my pocket! Now he's jumping in his invisible car and driving away!"

"Yeah, he's driving away in his car to his newly bought invisible mansion to live his new invisible millionaire life." I replied.

"He just drove through the wall!" Brandy exclaimed.

"Yeah, now theres a big invisible hole in the wall!" I said.

I left to throw my lunch tray away. When I got back to the table I heard Brandy say my name. I looked over. Brandy had a very insane look on her face and said, "If we'e coming up with stories about invisible elves NOW, just think what our future jobs will be."

Later we caught up with Karen and told her about our experience with the invisible elf that robbed up. She looked at us like we were insane, stupid people.

Chapter 2
After, when we got back in the class Brandy, who sits infront of me, says, "Here I sit at the old, cold, dead, and spooky window that blows old, crusty, fish tasting air in my face!"


And thats what happened yesterday. Freaky huh? Well Today was even freakier. Here take a look.


A Very Wakey Lunch Hour

Chapter 1
I was sitting at our lunch table with Brandy, Karen, Sarah and Alyssa. Brandi, Alyssa, and I were watching Sarah and Karen argue over weither Rich's last name was Perkins or Berkins.

"Perkins!" Karen was shouting. "Berkins!" Sarah was yelling back.

I got tired of hearing them yelling at eachother so I went to go throw my lunch away. Brandy came with me. I'm not sure what happened while we were gone, but I was told Karen got a ice cream and was eating it and Sarah must have thought that Karen was about the throw it at her so sarah knocked it out of her hand.

When Brandy and I got back Karen and Sarah were throwing the ice cream bar at eachother. When they were done Brandy pointed out that Karen had ice cream in her hair. She went to the bathroom the wash it out and we all followed.

When we were in the bathroom Karen and sarah were still arguing and Sarah almost got pushed through the door to the boys bathroom.

After we got out there wasn't and end to the arguing. The ice cream bar was flung a few more time till it was thrown across the room and neither wanted to pick it up. The the slapping started.

When we left the lunchroom we saw Karen and Sarah slapping eachother in the line for four-square. We had to seperate them for the rest of recess.

Chapter 2
Before math Brandy says, "I have come to the conclusion that I am critically insane."

"But weren't you already critically insane before, Brandy?" I asked.

"Fine, critically insaner." She answered.

Later in Math Brandy turns around and says, "I think a bird flew into the window because there are feathers in the screen."

((Warning: These stories are extremely stupid and the writter will not be blamed for brain damage.))


Creepy huh? But thats what happens evey day in the lives of me and Brandy.

Comments (5)