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Thursday, May 27, 2004


   Bits and Pieces
The following are some quotes from the book "Malice in Blunderland"


1. If something can go wrong, it probably will.

2. When left to themselves, things always fizzle and get worse.

3. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

4. Any wire or tube cut to length will be to short.

5. Once a job is fouled, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

6. If you make all your assumptions an a particular thing wont happen, it will.

7. If it breaks, it probably needed fixing anyways.

8. If things cant get any worse, they will.

9. A person who can smile when things go wrong has a person he can blame it on.

10. When in charge, ponder. When in trouble. delegate. When in doupt, mumble.

11. Nothing is impossibe for the man who doesnt have to do anything himself.

12. Routine details are anything you dont want to be bothered with.

13. The moment you have found the write answer, start checking it, it probably isnt right.

14. Anytime things appear to be getting better, you have overlooked something.

15. If you do something that you are sure everyone will like, someone wont like it.

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