Monday, September 1, 2003

The Door opens.
And I make my triumphant return! Waha! Well, anyway, I'm feeling quite a bit better than before, and inspired.
HREF="http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/zone/y/u/yukiyoshida/">Yuki Yoshida is just about my favorite artist in the world, with incredible talent that I envy, and a sweet personality to boot. I spent some time talking with her, and she is quite truthfully, a very inspiring person. Go to her gallery NOW!!! I'd give you the link to mine, but, in my opinion, I'm a piss poor artist in comparison, so putting my url up here would be a joke. Oh my, I just realized how like an obsessed rabid fan I sound like, but when you go to her gallery, I'm sure you can see why! I even went to her store and bought one of her bags! So I'm happy. Also, I aquired a new Japanese book today, a very kind gift from my friend Tracy. It's rather...yaoilicious, but that suits me just fine. Hahahahaha...
Well: Because I can and because I'm cool (...), I'm posting my response to some questionaire some cracker sent me because I can think of nothing else to say. And here we go.
>SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
>1. Full name: Alexa Hansen….. I have no desire to divulge my middle name because of the embarrassment associated with it.
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>2. Nicknames: ‘lexa
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>3. Eyes: black/brown.
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>4. Height: 5'7
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>5. Hair: Black, but naturally auburn.
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>6. Siblings: two younger sisters, equivalent in personality to Godzilla and Urkel.
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>7. Do u like to sing in the shower? In Japanese.
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>8. Do u like to sing? In Japanese.
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>9. Birthday: June 24, 1987.
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>10. Sign: Cancer.
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>11.Address: ……. Biscuits. ::watches Kuja prance around and forgets to answer the question.::
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>12. Sex: Wouldn’t YOU like to Know?! Kukuku.
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>13. Right or Left: handed?? Right handed.
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>14. What do you want in a relationship most? I don’t often think of that, but I suppose I would value humor, intelligence, an inherent dark side, and open-mindedness. You can throw in all the usual shit like “trust”, and “tenderness” too if you like.
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>15. Have you ever cheated? ….no

>16. Marital status: Single.
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>17. Do you have a car? No.
>18.What kinda car do you want? I don’t want a car. I want drive a big ass Evangelion. But if my dealer sells me a gundam, I’ll kick his pansie ass.
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>FAVORITE QUESTIONS:
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>19. Movie? The red Violin, Vampire Hunter D, Perfect Blue, The End of Evangelion.
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>20. Song? My tastes run towards the classical, but, Dear god....here is the list: Kuja5, one winged angel, Katakoto no koi, silent wind, rei 1, Zankoku na tenshi no Teesiz, I hear you everywhere, Aerith, melodies of life, layers of harmony, Eyes on Me, Heartbeat of Shinma, Miyu Yachiyo, tragedy of a female fighter, I wanna meet you, Athenosoma remix, for the future lovers, Yatta!, half pain, discord, flame, Hikari no ke yoru wo yuke, Vivaldi concerto for two violins, Ice blue eyes, Groove master, Kuja's trance form rampage, full of grace, Mizerable, Gekka no Yasoukyoku, S-CONCIOUS, Au revoir...............
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>21. Animal?.........The wild bishounen.
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>22. TV Show? Evangelion, I DON”T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS BUT LUPIN III KICKS MONKEY BALLS. YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL.
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>23. Actor: Johnny Depp., holy hell he looked like pirate Kuja. X__X;;;
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>24. Actress: Drew Barrymore.
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>25. Food: You are asking me to name one…? SPIDER ROLLS and any kind of sushi. TWINKIE WEINER SAMMICH!!!!! MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH.
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>26. Number: 7……any body know why? (Finalfantasyfinalfantasyfinalfantasy)
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>27. Cartoon: Black Cat. ALL OF THOSE MEN ARE MY BITCHES, especially Creed. Mmmmmmmm. Strip for me, bitch boy! WEAR THE YATTA PANTS.

>28. Cartoon Character: Creed, Kuja, Sephiroth, Train heartnett, that other guy from Black cat with the blonde hair and the tophat,Larva, Dee, Meier, D, Ryo, skurai, Loki, Seiji (OH GOD SEIJI, MAKE ME YOURS), Seymour……….blah blah blah

>29. Color: Black, or as I like to say, the presence of all colors in the absence of light. I’m so glib. Hamster.
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>LOVE LIFE ETC:
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>30. Do you plan on having kids? Hahahaha… Kids, me, NO. Ridiculous notion.
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>31. Where do you plan on having kids?...............on the isle of my arse.
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>32. What will be the name of your firstborn? Ushurbanipal.
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>33. How old do you wanna be when you are married? There once was a guy named Dave, who found a dead whore in cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he’d save.
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>34. Would you have kids before marriage? I’d rather eat my hair.
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>35. Do u have a b/f or g/f? I have a glass of iced tea.
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>36. How long have you been dating? It’s been two minutes since I poured my tea.
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>37. Do you have a crush: Yes
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>EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
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>38. Music/TV: Jpop….Malice Mizer…..Dir en Gray…..mmmm
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>39. Guys/Girls:…. Neither. Bishounen. OR YOGURT.
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>40. Green/Blue: Blue
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>41. Pink/Purple: Murasaki >D
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>42. Summer/Winter: Winter. Blood and snow. Hahahahaahahahahaahha…….XD
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>43. Night/Day: Yoru wa Gunjou hoshi ga furu, watashi no kawari no sora ga naku no…..wait, what was the question again? Yoru wa fushigi… >D YORU!!!
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>44. Hangin Out/Chillin: foogly foogly moogly blah.
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>45. Dopey/Funny: I prefer funny, but dopey is cute in the case of Jade.
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>46. You know I'm around when you hear; DARCY NEEDS TO DIE AND ROAST IN HELL . SHE STOLE MAH NOISES, BITCH >O.
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>47. What school do u go to? I have no shoes on. ::stares at feet::
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>48. Are you on MSN? I wish. AO hell sucks.
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>49. What's a major turn on for you?... hair feathers….and purple thongs….and…….tails…….and lavender hair……

>50. Craziest: Priscilla
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>51. Most blonde: Stephanie Brooks “Is there paramecium in my Evian?”
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>52. Nicest: dunno, most people are bittersweet.
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>53. Funniest:Rachel!!!!! FUCKIN Yeah dude and shit.....!!XDXDXDXD She roxors!!
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>54. Tallest: Mike
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>55. Personality: TRACY!!! XD Skinny big titted bitches!
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>56: Which 5 people are you most open with? Tracy is one but the idea of me being open is funny.
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>57.What do you think of soul mates? ……..I don’t think I have one.
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>58. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf? No.
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>59. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: I don’t remember.

>60. What's something about guys/girls you don't get: I don’t understand the obsession with make up. You only put it on to take it off.
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>61. Why? Because there is no point to it.
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>62. What's an object you can't live without? Literally, my shots and my insulin. Figuratively, my playstation, computer, FF9, FF7, FF6, my characters, roleplaying, my pencils and paper.
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>63. Love or Lust: ……..Kuja
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>64. Silver or gold: Silver, it has more shine.
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>62. Diamond or pearl: Black pearl.
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>63. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset.
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>64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes, once.
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>65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No.
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>66. Do you have any piercings? Twice everyday.
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>67. What color underpants are u wearing right now? Grey. A man wrote this...
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>68. What song are u listening to right now: Final Fantasy 8 eyes on me, piano version.

>69: Whats the last 4 digits of your phone home? I’m a monkey trucker who asks stupid personal questions.
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>. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? Candyland.
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>71. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? All my favourite bishounen and characters. Akoe wouldn’t be so bad to have around either.
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>72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Me and eyes, it’s fucking ridiculous. And Tracy knows my obsession. ::points::
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>73. Favorite sport? Vanilla flavoured body lotion Bishounen wrestling.
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>74. What makes you happy? Drawing, singing, playing violin, manga, anime, bishounen, yaoi, shonenai, Paradise Kiss, Chobits, Kuja, Ragnarok, Gabby dearest ^^, Raen chan and all my charries, Vampire princess miyu and Larva @_@, malice Mizer, Gackt, other J-pop bands, water, the night, comics in general, being a crazy ass mofo.
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>75. What's the next cd/s you're gonna get? Probably some Jpop or video Game Shiat. I really want the soundtrack to “pirates of the Caribbean”.
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>76. Do u wear contacts or glasses? Mistumete iro ice blue eyes . 20/20 yatta
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>77. What's the best advice given to you? “Stop thinking so Goddamn much and do the story!”-Tracy
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>78. Have you ever won any special awards? I don’t consider it an award, but I recently got a Moderator’s choice on Elfwood, the site where I have my art galleries.
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>79. What are your future goals? Create comics, go to Japan, compose music, got to college and major in art and Japanese.
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>80. Worst sickness u ever had? I have a condition that will endure for my life, and I would call this the worst, but I’m still alive so hey, no problem.
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>81. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? I will watch anything and everything, mostly.
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>82. On the phone or in person? Either, but I’m not terribly social.
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>83. Hugs or kisses? No TOUCHY.
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>84. What song seems to reflect you the most? Kuja 5 for my more evil persona, Miyu Yachiyo for my introversion, but The Heartbeat of Shinma is my main theme song ^^.
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>85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?: I’D TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE! MUAHAHAHA!
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>86. Do u have any enemies? My worst enemy is myself. But other than that, I don’t think so.
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>87. What would you like to do to your enemies? I’d sic Kuja dearest on them >D.
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>88. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich, so I could feed my crazy otaku addictions.
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>89. What time is it in Australia now? Fuck, I dunno.
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>90. Have you ever been in love? …… Flib
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>91. Have you met Santa? My parent’s aren’t cut out for the business, I’m sorry to say.
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>92. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign and asked you
>to use your phone, what would u do? I would scream, murder him on the spot before I realized who he was, then look down at his carcass, scratch my head and exclaim “oops”. I’m a paranoid bastard. >_>……<_<
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>93. When did you last talk to the person that you like? About fifteen minutes ago.
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>94: Do you have any pets?: A dog who moves like a paramecium.
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>95. Who do you like right now? Mmmmmmm too many to count. Consequently, I have a rather large bitch closet.
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>96. Last time you were depressed? I’m neutral all of the time.
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>97. Are you an alcoholic? What the shit sort of question is this? What scuzzy, perverted monkey fuck wrote this abomination to all forwarded messages?
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>98. Who sent this to you? Tracy ^_^
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>99. What do you think of this person? She’s tracylicious. ^^ The antithesis to me, which is nice. Makes for bizarre conversation.

FUCK YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT!

And there we are. And goodbye for now.
Signing off-----Alexa
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