Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Fuck You Flamingo.
I consider myself a reasonable person. For example, whenever someone challenges me about my damn opinion, I try to make them see that they are wrong. Don't like it that I am mean, arrogant, and sarcastic? Well too damn bad! Read my intro you stupid fuck. Does it or does it not say that these are my opinions? Opinion, as in MY thoughts, not yours. Then you tell me to go buy some humanity. Ok, I'll do that. I'll run down to the supermarket and get it in a can. Dumbass. Look dipshit, I know not everyone agrees with how great I am. That is fine by me. And before I go, I have one thing to say. There is only one person in my friends list because I actually know that mother fucker. I have been to his house, ate with his family, played vieo games with him, and backed him up in a fight. Making him a friend. The reason that I don't add many people as friends is because I don't consider many people as friends. Wait, what the hell am I doing justifying myself to a little dipshit like yourself for? Now you said not to go to your site. Fine. Stay the hell off of mine. get bent.
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My First Hatemail!
I just got my first hatemail and I am so proud of myself.It reads:

you are an overopinionated jerk and your wrong! the world can easily switch to purely organic farming with no reprecussions. go to hell you loser

Short and to the point. I like that. So the world can easily switch to organic farming huh? With organic farming, we could only feed about 2/3 of the population. Alright people, what I want is 2.2 billion volunteers to die so this yahoo can have his organic farming. That alright? Come on people, it is only a slow and painful death. I know! I will pick for you! Starting with this fucking moron. Jesus, if you are going to call someone a jerk and a loser, at least have the goddamn courtesy to send a good e-mail.
UPDATE: Now I am going to add a disclaimer to my intro regarding hatemail.
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Monday, July 12, 2004

Enviromentalists are Really Damn Stupid.
I was in a fight with an enviromentalist yesterday. The reason? He wanted me to eat this thing he called a "Raw Food Burrito". Basicall,y it was some vegetables wrapped in a lettuce leaf. tasty! After asking why the hell I would want to eat that, he replied "Well, prior to cooked foods, we were great! Now with cooked foods, we are all gonna die!" BULLSHIT! Cooked foods and technology are what are feeding billions of people worldwide. It is dumbass upper middle class twats like himself that are getting people to starve to death. Goddamn I hate these enviro yuppies. They have all the same arguments. We can't use genetically modified food because they put fish and bird genes in corn. Bullshit! The only things put in corn are different strains of the same corn. This goes to all damn foods. Different species of wheat are crossed using genetic manipulation to make new wheat that can feed more people, grow in worse places, andgrow much faster than the original wheats. There funniest argument is that organic farming is better. Bullshit one more time! Organic farming is the worst type of farming! With that type of farming, there wouild be less food then there is now. You see it is easy to bitch about technology and food problems when your not hungry. These enviro assholes probably killed millions when they convinced several African nations to turn down tons of genentically modified seeds. Unless you yourself are starving, you need to shut the fuck up.

P.S. sorry I have been missing. Got some family problems and had to clear up some things.
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Saturday, July 10, 2004

Sometimes I wonder.
There are times when, when I cannot sleep, I think of stuff. Here are some that come to mind.
1. Do people really take the Humantiarian movement seriously? If so, why are only Mother Teresa and Ghandi credited. There are many more humanitarians that did a hell of alot more than simply smile and protest peacefully.
2. What happened to tap dancing in public?
3. When did it become trendy to be a bald girl? It's not sexy, it is just weird.
4. Why are there no Indian porn stars? I think that would rule. They could have names like "Swallows- The- Cum", or "Spreads for- The- pool- Guy" Oh man that would be great.
5. Why are teens never to blame for drunk driving accidents they are in? They were the ones driving ninety five while making out. Time they go to jail.
6. Where did Carrot Top go?
7. Is there anyone that listens to Accapello music?
8. Why must all parents be really anal about me cussing around their baby? It ain't likethe kid understands the meaning of "Fuck you dipshit. I will cuss all i want, get it ass face?"
9. When is PETA going to realize they are full of shit and die?
10 Who the hell makes chain mail?
11. was there ever a Natalie Portman movie where she wasn't getting fucked? Even in Mars Attacks, she is staring at that hippie donut assholes nuts.
12. Is anyone still reading at this point?
'Just a few little things that bother me in such a subtle way and keep me up on quiet nights. Man, those are some really great questions.
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Friday, July 9, 2004

I seem miserable?
How the hell do I seem miserable? I am happy. Seriously, I am. I just get PISSED alot. I am rich, mean, and superior compared to everyone. What the hell do I have to be miseraable about?
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Thursday, July 8, 2004

Parents need beatings.
I am tired of listening to whiny ass parents on the news, complaining about how modern society is corrupting their dumbass kids. Either start monitoring your kids activities and stop watching jenny jones, or realize that nothing is wrong and SHUT UP! Today there was a special on Sports Center all about violence in sports games. Showboating, assault, and my favorite, cussing, were found in several huge titles. And? All of the above are in the pros. And the pros are the ones who made these games. The NFL, NHL, NBA, and MLB all endorse these games. I have seen all that at sporting games, and i can say without a doubt, that this shit doesn't corrupt youth. This same bull shit has been going on for centuries, it is just now that parents are concerned. Leading research shows that modern kids are more violent. Except nowadays, school assualts are practically non-existant. Why do people murder their classmates? we'll, most of these assholes decide to pick on these kids, so those nutty bastards get guns and wipe em out. Simple. Maybe if more parents worry less anbout everyone else's kid and raised there own kid, we wouldn't have to listen to this cry baby drivel on the news everyday when little Tommy's parents are so upset because he killed his friend. On that topic, a kid went to prison on vehicular manslaughter after he ran down a friend of his. His excuse, "I ain't guilty becase GTA 3 made me do it!". I wonder if that little dumbass was expecting to see "BUSTED" in the corner of his eyes as he magically reapperaed outside the nearest police station. Dumbass. I hope he gets shanked to death.
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Wednesday, July 7, 2004

Fuck Saving The World.
Screw you organic assholes! Have you not yet realized that your BULLSHIT is obvious? Seriously now, as part of my ass kicking ways, I called probably the biggest hippie organization in the universe this afternoon (GreenPeace) and basically handed them their asses on a plate with alot of fixings on the side. Since I am way to lazy to type the conversation and am too damn old fashioned to know how to put it on here, I will just give the overview. I asked if I had Greenpeace's support if I had a petition to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O, or water, pretty clever huh?) I then said that many pesticide makers use this product, and even more cattle ranchers use it in their factories. She was behind me. Great. I continued to inquire about logging in the North American continent. She said it was a "top concern". Fucking moron. More trees are in North American now then there has been in a hundred years. There is virtually no logging in North America that doesn't replace the wood it cuts. Stupid fools. I'd keep going on about these jackasses, but I am really tired.
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Tuesday, July 6, 2004

women need to shut the fuck up.
I hate women. I really fucking hate them. They can neve make up their minds, they lie constantly, and always bitch about thier hair. I hate women's hair. I goddamn hate thier hair. No one cares. They always talk about hair. Fuck hair. It is boring and shitty. To much upkeep. Shampoo, conditioner, combing, lice inspections. Too much upkeep. I hate their lies. All women are liars. Whether it be a lie like "I am over 18!" or "I weigh 125!" it is a big lie like "This is your baby" Damn liars. They need to have their mouths sewn shut.
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Sunday, July 4, 2004

I seem like a conceited person!
OH NO! I am conceited! Fuck yeah I am conceited. I am one conceited son of a bitch. I am also very mean. Here is how. I don't give a shit what you think of me. At all. Here is how I think of YOU. You are a pussy. You are sorry if you offended me? Nothing offends me. I offend you. If you don't like it, fuck off. I don't care I do this shit in my spare time. All this is is a way for me to practice my typing skills while hopefully pissing someone off. Don't like what you see? Shut the fuck up, and get lost.
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Michael Moore is an asshole.
Damn lying ass mother fucker. Slander slinging bullshit artist. Why the hell hasn't this man been killed yet? Jesus, each of his movies suck (This ain't just me talking, read all about them on the internet, the people that love them, only like them for causing trouble. Like me and the Y2K Problem. Damn that was exciting!) He loves to sit there and smile about how controversial his films are. I got a question for that smug fatass. Where's your proof? All he has is allegations and claims, no evidence. To be honest, all that movie is is a big thing to try and sway votes. Outta spite, I am voting Bush. God damn, I came home from seeing Fahrenheit 9/11. He starts with a big load of bullshit bout how all these Saudi's are allowed to escape. Little does he realize (like a drunk eating puke) that one of Moore's buddies was the guy who really authorized the flights. How bout that? After all his allegations and mud slinging, Moore got his shit ruined! I hate that smug lardass anyways. Prior to Bowling for Columbine (Documentary my ass, that bullshit was slander. A documentary is an unbiased opinion.) Moore was unknown in the states. Know why? all his movies sucked. The only reason he suddenly became popular was due to his attacking of the President. He seems to love attacking people bigger than him doesn't he? Like attacking all of white America despite the fact that if it wasn't for whites killing off an oppressive empire, his fat mouth would be closed on account of a lack of freedom of speech. "If there was black men on the other flights, more lives would have been saved" That quote is similar to something I heard in his movie. Let's not forget that the people on the flight that went down were three colors. White, Black, and Latin. It was a group effort by people, not a cowardly stereotype. I hope you choke to death you fat fuck. I would keep this rant up, but my head hurts and I am sleepy.
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