Monday, December 13, 2004

Update tomorrow or wednesday.
Sorry for the leave of absense. I'll be bac soon with a rant against one of my greatest (in mass) foes, Michael Moore.
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Tuesday, December 7, 2004

It is time we quit fucking around. Bring back severe punishments!
I read somewhere that crime is up. First, that is a little redundant. Second, I have a solution! The way I figure it, we send convicts to those soft ass pussy jails, were we give them doctors, safety, and conjugal visits (more on that later in this rant), where instead, we should be giving beatings, torture, and exeutions! See, what we do now, is make inmates sit in a cell for several hours. Some punishment. What we need to do, is make punishments more fitting. Here is a small list of how we do that.
Drug conviction- We get you addicted to heroin, then we force you through the withdrawl. If you get busted for heroin, we just beat you with a stick for several hours.
Assualt- We get Mike Tyson, dope him all to hell on PCP, and make them fight him. If they live, they are free to go.
Rape- Remember at the end of American History X when that guy got gangraped? Well, we do that, except instead of limp dicked rednecks, we get Ron Jeremy and three of the biggest dicked assholes we can find, and load them full of Viagra.
Murder- Death. Convicted in a fair trial, no appeals, and just for good measure, we kill your lawyer too.
Protesting the Goverment (and yes, it will be a crime if I have my way)- Severe beating by the secret police and then we send your ass to whereever you were protesting if it was against a war, or we eat you if it is for anything else.

See? Fits the crime. We start having shit like that done, the crime rate will drop. I am sick and tired of hearing whiny ass liberals complain about how the president needs to do something about crime. It is liberalism's fault the crime rate is so high anyway. We keep making prison more and more lenient to appease this whole "everyone can get along" mentality. We even let inmates get their dicks wet while they are in the big house for Christ's sake! And before I get hatemail about how wrong I am, I submit a challenge. Anyone who disagrees with me, let an ex-con and his hooker turned straight girlfriend live in your house. I rest my goddamn case.
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Sunday, December 5, 2004

So... You complain the whie man is keeping you down huh?
Normally, I would not say a thing about what I just saw, but I can't be silent on this issue anymore. There is a massive, amssive problem in America, and it deals with the black public. Are we this low as a society? Are we so pathetic that we cannot see a real problem? Since when is being poor and keeping yourself that way a good idea? Let me explain.

The black people in America are, in all, the poorest people. Economically, they do not amount to much. However, many of them spend their earnings, instead of on things like education, healthcare, and improving their neighborhoods, they spend it on things like booze, drugs, and those shitty Hummer SUVs. Why? Men like 50 cent, Ludacris, Ice Cube, and Lil' Bow Wow. These assholes, these shits, these degenerate pieces of garbage stuck to the bottom of a hippies sandal, are suppressing the black people. These assholes, instead of telling the kids who listen to them to do good in school, work hard, or stay clean and out of jail, advocate lewd behavior, drug use, gang violence, and racial hatred. Why? For something as stupid as street cred? Look, what other people think of you is a trite and trivial thing. If you want to have a bad attitude, get AIDS from some rough trick named Aisha who has a cesarians scar, and buy really expensive shit for no reason, at least do the right honorable thing and help your people out. But no, these fools, these degenerates, these cocksuckers, tell all their fans to be just like them, sleazy, unmotivated posers. Once I saw a rapper showing off his "bling" to a crowd of on lookers with pride in his eyes. Instead of some shitty jewelry, show your fans a diploma. Show them that success is not in what jewels you have, the car you drive, or the women you've slept with, but how you have contributed to your society and people. I think I have ran this issue to the ground.
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Home for the holidays./ Band sucks and the kids cannot act.
I got sprung from Florida for a while over Thanksgiving. Went to New York. Saw my little brother's Thanksgiving recital. Prior to the Incident, let me explain how eager I was to go to this thing.
Mother "John, do not tell me you forgot about his recital!"
Me, "Of course not Mom. I thought of lots of reasons I can't go." I actually had a hand written list. Well, that plan fell apart like a cheap Chinese bicycle. We get to the recital. Typical first grade crap fest. See, I am not like this just on my website thing. I have a habit of speaking my mind wherever I am. A recital is a bad place to scream,
"Quit clapping you dolts! The band sucks and none of those kids can act!"
Five minutes later, the coach and me were in the schoolyard in a fistfight. I shall spare the small details, suffice to say that I got the shit beat out of me. That was not the end of it, not by far. Mother comes running out twenty minutes later, grabs me, pulls me to my feet, and shouts for me to run. About thirty angry dads were spilling out of the auditorium, thirsting for my blood. Fearing using my robot pirate ninjas of death as that would attract unneccesary police attention, I ran like hell, hopped in my car, and escaped. Was that the end of it? Hell no! The police got involved. You really feel like an asshole, sitting in holding cell in New York with a bunch of real, hardened criminals, discussing what you did. Them; murder, robbery, gun crimes, assault, drug charges (largest number), and public nudity. Me, I made fun of some kids and got my ass beat by some coach. Fun Thanksgiving for me.
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Monday, November 22, 2004

Wait, you mean that maybe the goverment shouldn't be allowed to hide things?
Once again, the History Channel took a break from showing World War 2 footage to let some conspiracy doofus rant about things. Today, that topic was that Area 51, an Air Force base that is kept well out of reachof anyone wanting to see it, might be working on secret projects. Well fucking duh! The goverments of the world are always working on some secret project, and I for one, do not give a shit. I can't figure out why anyone would want to know what they are making if all you are going to do is be afraid of it. Why welcome fear? Is it to prove you are not crazy? Your forty, living with your parents and talk incessently about aliens and goverment plots. Trust me, you are crazy. Is it to prove that the goverment is evil? We elect these assholes. Creepy? Yeah. Paranoid? Hell yeah. Evil? Not likely. The whole Roswell crowd is second to the Kennedy assassination cult. Say the goverment did it. Who cares? He's dead, you ain't doing him any favors by figuring it out. Maybe prove that the goverment killed someone? The goverment has killed lots of people, and they goddamn admit it. Someone please explain to me what these assholes want to know .
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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Reasons it is a really bad idea to rob me.
Well kiddies, someone ripped me off. I go to my car after work this afternoon, to find one of my windows had been shattered with a brick. Everything had been stolen, including my CD player. Furious. So know, I am going to park out there with my new window we got put in yesterday, put a whole bunch of shit on the front seat, and wait for this guy. When he tries again, I am going to jump on him and break every bone in his body with a crowbar. That's right, I am going Gordan Freeman on his ass. I would put more but I am way to pissed right now.
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Thursday, November 18, 2004

If you are going to hate me, hate me with decent grammar.
Well, those hatemailing dipshits are at it again.

Lissen that is art and i would lick to see you draw lick that. I bet you cant evern draw in a strate line..

Well, true, I can not draw in a straight line. However, you can at least understand what I say on this thing. I don't get it. What is so difficult with sending intelligible messages? There is a gorilla that can speak in sign language, pigs that can use joysticks, and dogs that can draw, but you assholes can't even send me a coherent assault on my character. Fuck you. well, I sense I went off topic. Blondie, did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, it was a bad idea to send me something as incoherent as that? Now you mentioned that I should not be able to judge other people's art. Why not? You already know that I rule at everything? Why shouldn't I be able to criticize people on my own god damn site? Explain that to me. I think I ran this issue to the ground.
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

CBS. You are good at one thing. Pissing me off.
I started to watch "Day of Destruction" yesterday. Now, while the movie has an ok plot and decent special effects, I do not watch movies for propaganda. But, that is all I got when I watched DOD. The people in that movie do not have normal conversations. Need an example? "Those evil people at the power company are running a third world power system for a first world country!" That is considered the best line in the film. More on this Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.
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Saturday, November 13, 2004

No, really, no one gives a shit. Including you.
I just heard something that made me think. Practically no one from 18-22 votes. If none of these people vote, who the fuck are they to protest what the people in Washington are doing? Every year hundreds of thousands of college students bitch about politics with their other "enlightened" friends on such topics as the enviroment and gay marriage, but barely any of these numbnuts vote. If you don't vote, don't bitch. Seriously, all these groups complain at their colleges, amke little speeches at their ten dollar coffee houses, wave flags and banners and signs, form pickets, and bother motorists for their causes, without voting. God damn that pisses me off. Why protest if you aren't really going to do something about it? Why? I'll tell you why. The self righteous assholes who think of these little causes to go on crusades for one reason, attention. They don't really care about the cause, they care that people recognize them. I am so mad about this, I am going to go make a sign and scream at cars with several dozen of my friends.
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Friday, November 12, 2004

Yet another review.
Since, unlike most gamers, I am not taken aback by hype and graphics, I decided to rent HAlo 2 and give it a whirl. Whoa, I am so truly dissappointed. See, they worked on this game for three years, and this is all they could come up with. That is a bit sad really. Following my standard rating system, here we go.

Graphics- 5- About the best part of this game was how detailed everything was. Truly magnificent to watch.
Sound- 4- Again, superb. Things sound like they should.
Gameplay- 2- Shitty controls, repetitive enemies with horrible AI, and a story that feels like a retarded chimp on Angel Dust made it. Lousy work.
Multi- 1- Woe to the people without XBox live. The levels are HUGE! Unfortunetly, finding someone on these levels is damn near impossible.

Another half assed bit of work from people who should know better. Save your money for Half Life 2.
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